Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Sometimes, I wake up and just wanna hate so bad— (jk, saw this on TikTok and laughed) 040
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024People always want to get me out of character like I won’t set a hot curling iron on your neck. Leave me alone. 060
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 07/12/2024happy birthday to my lover, my best friend, the whole nine yards. (two Sags in a room, they gone kiss!) 1526
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Dear universe, May my hair always be healthy, my ass fat, my pocket full, my health good, and my friends keeping me from ever doing stupid shit that could get me clowned in the internet for eternity. Amen. 072
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 04/12/2024gotta kiss all the wrapping paper around his birthday gifts to match his age (I kissed the envelope too!) 060
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 01/12/2024i wanna spread my skeet amongst the masses. how do i magnify my reach? 020
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 29/11/2024one more person complains about the skin tone of my emojis and I’m calling myself brown skin until I die 1100
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Pretty sure I imagined reading my ideal favorite book as a kid so now I need to write it myself so I can stop reliving a story that apparently doesn’t fucking exist. 070
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 25/11/2024no parlays, just thousand dollar graphics cards… 😭 dating runs your pockets 090
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 25/11/2024what are you about to do to me?media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing in a kitchen and saying i 'm here to lay some pipeALT: a cartoon character is standing in a kitchen and saying i 'm here to lay some pipe 0202
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Khalid is queer? Water is wet, the sky is blue, the sun rises in the east, I’m confused as to why this is news. 1150
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My friends saying something that reminds me we’re all the biggest haters. 050
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Cropdusting on a plane should be a felony. Criminal charges must be brought against these heinous offenders. 040
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I actually raw dog all of my essays, composition, and poetry. My revisions just include adding one or two sentences to clarify tone and grammatical error correction. 040
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Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Can’t wait to see the “Seeing all the skeets on Bluesky about scamming made me think about how I scammed you out of more blue skies with me. Tell your mom I miss her” posts. 030
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Does texting people who don’t know you or follow you ever really work as a segue to a relationship or does everyone try that with me because I’m impossible to find in real life? 130
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024For anyone wanting to know if I’m attending AWA, Atlanta has cooties — I’m not going! (I genuinely want a break from Cons) 090
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024“Everything is too woke!” And it’s literally just anyone other than white people existing. 1245
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024It’s so nice to be recognized as funny and queer over here. 😌 060
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024My favorite emoji to post when I know I’m saying some bullshit is: 150
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Let them eat cake has been exchanged for “let them eat unpasteurized dairy products.” 091
Alazay @alazay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024When is the last time you went to play outside? For me, it was MomoCon. 060
