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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber

@alastairvox.com
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a sarcastic sorcerer with a nice voice! @AlastairVox on twitter. Professional VA, VTuber, CS Student ✨ Stream: twitch.tv/alastairvox 🕶 PFP: @matakite_4kaku 🖌 ママ: @bluemerry04.bsky.social 🎨 Art tag: #AlastArt 🐟

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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 01/08/2026
the power of love
match history screenshot, 8 wins in a row with swain with bee on my team (we went completely undefeated across a 5 hour stream)
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 08/06/2026
Oh my God what the fuck
Steven universe, 2013Adventure time 2010
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 28/05/2026
Google engineers looking at this AI result and breaking into a sweat at how utterly, convincingly this is the future of search and is maybe even fully sentient
Google search for "protein in 500 grams of chicken" showing ai result saying 82,000 grams of protein
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 16/04/2026
Just finished my last final exam ever, have slept 15 minutes the last 2 days
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 25/02/2026
thats my old discord bot
"MAX" discord bot with a photo of max headroom as pfp
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 24/02/2026
IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING UPGRADING TO A BIG BOY MIC AS A STREAMER/VTUBER: PLEASE do yourself a favour and pick up an Electro-Voice RE20. It is almost identical to the Shure SM7B but it is SO much easier to use, much more forgiving, and just sounds better out of the box. Plus its a little bit cheaper!
image of the electrovoice RE20
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 23/02/2026
this is kind of insane for a comedy right? like especially an independent buddy comedy movie? my favourite comedy of all time has a 39% / 64% lol i think universally comedies get super low ratings, so for them to get this kind of reaction feels crazy
screenshot of rotten tomatoes for nirvanna the band the show the movie with 96% critic rating and 95% audience rating
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 20/02/2026
a good night of ranked! now i play some silly stuff :p
diamond 4, 64 LP, 75% winrate over last 20 games, 88% with brand
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 20/02/2026
hey, thats pretty good
alastairvox, promoted to diamond 4, league of legends screenshot of client
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 19/02/2026
Then, once you understand how it works, I use these kind of cheatsheets to match the "feeling" youre aiming for to the vocal frequencies. You'll see these don't all agree with each other, and thats because EQ is an art, NOT a science! Always happy to help with specifics or talk you through anything.
vocal eq cheat sheetvocal eq cheat sheetfemale vocal eq cheat sheet
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 12/02/2026
Viscous: You're pretty.

Lady Geist: Um... Thanks...?

Viscous: I match your arm.

Lady Geist: Yes, Viscous!

Viscous: We're friends.

Lady Geist: No, Viscous.
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 12/02/2026
The timeline said "everyone get the fuck to work" apparently
Hincaru says "this weekend in locking in so hard I have to get some shit done", arly says "I need to stop getting distracted I need to lock in", jorb says "I got shit to do" all back to back on my timeline
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 11/02/2026
such a useful ad manager thanks im sure youre gonna schedule an ad 7 hours from now, yep perfect
twitch ad manager showing ad starts in 6h 54m and no scheduled ads in at all in the bar
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 10/02/2026
lol, lmao
screenshot of a reddit post that says: "Discord alternatives" searches jump 10,000% overnight as the gaming platform introduces global age verification (windowscentral.com) submitted 4 hours ago by Turbostrider27, with 17.8k upvotes
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 10/02/2026
you can see my slow accumulation of taskbar icons
vista screenshot with msn still visiblevista with a million more icons
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 09/02/2026
return
super old screenshot of my vista desktop with xchat open
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 04/02/2026
watch out mr. moneybags comin through 🤑 be careful who you treated poorly in highschool
" Hello,

A deposit of $2.62 was made to your bank account"
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 04/02/2026
oh looks like actually i HAVEN'T wasted my life playing thousands of hours of different champions in league, I've actually played.... nobody at all :D
screenshot of my profile saying "mastery score 0" and no champions in the highest champion mastery list
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 01/02/2026
This beautiful art was a gift from aya_entrati on my discord. Thank you so much, aya 💖 🏷: #AlastArt • #VTuber • #ENVTuber
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 31/01/2026
This is my digivolution line according to Mr gooseberry who knows everything and is infallible
Starmon, shooting starmon, super starmon, ancientwisemon
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 30/01/2026
ive been streaming a while hey 😭
twitch achievement screenshot "what is thy bidding?" showing i got 2 followers on 11/10/17 (2017)
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 20/01/2026
just making sure i dont fit in
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 20/01/2026
rate my order
screenshot of grocery order
Ultra High Performance Lubricant Eye Drops
Ultra Lubricant Eye Drops, Home & Away Pack
Bang Energy Drink Cotton Candy
Reign Energy Drink Reignbow Sherbet
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 17/01/2026
the last game of the night 😭 the mejais was fully stacked fo rlike 10 minutes
op.gg screenshot of a 13/3/16 brand game with mejais in inventory
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 15/01/2026
id love to be a lil guy!
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 14/01/2026
emerald tehe :3 twitch.tv/alastairvox
alastairvox promoted to emerald rank in league of legends
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 11/01/2026
they finally enabled the demacia rising "metagame", which is like a lil minigame thats supposed to be playable all year in the league client! i dont know how long you can actually play it or if its an idle game or what, so im gonna look at it c: twitch.tv/alastairvox
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 09/01/2026
is this good am i doing good should i keep this up forever
time streamed per day graph showing like 11 hours a day multiple times in the last week
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 09/01/2026
good GOD this season start has been nice LMAO
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 08/01/2026
This is so upsetting... and how much have i made? Like 50 cents! for forcing my viewers to watch like an hour of ads LMAO SO COOL
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 04/01/2026
Be like me: consistency is key! 😋
Streams by calendar day graphs, nothing in 2018,many streams 2019, nothing 2020, many streams 2021Streams by calendar year graphs, many streams 2021,none 2022,many streams 2023,basically none 2025,and a couple in 2026 again
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 04/01/2026
:3
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 01/01/2026
twitch.tv/alastairvox lmao
mastery 69 on brand
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 25/12/2025
The discover feed is alright here, but there's so many more really nice ones that let you see lots of different posts!! Popular with friends and "for you ❤️" are really great for seeing what your friends are doing c:
Screenshot of my feeds list, showing "Atleast 500 likes", catch up, discover, for you, popular with friends, following, only posts, quiet posters, random from follows, highline, best of follows, all mentions, Bluesky team, and discover
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 23/12/2025
i wanna go back to when OBS looked like this and there was no Discord, only Mumble or Skype
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 15/12/2025
type shit im on
list of names of TLS attacks: 
    Renegotiation
    FREAK
    Logjam
    DROWN
    BEAST
    CRIME
    BREACH
    padding oracle
    Lucky Thirteen
    POODLE
    Old, insecure crypto algorithms
    Truncation
    Unholy PAC
    Sweet32
    Heartbleed
    BERserk
    Cloudbleed
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 09/12/2025
Finally the YouTube algorithm is starting to understand me
YouTube screenshot, cute puppy video followed by video of a guy holding a rifle with two scopes
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 10/11/2025
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 06/11/2025
Every time I start my car it has a bunch of minor warnings I have to dismiss individually and it always feels like this
Screenshot of Pokemon showdown showing every single negative status effect applied to a cleffa
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 11/10/2025
theyre filming in my neighbourhood again :/
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 29/09/2025
There's this strange sketchy example, I feel like I've seen what you're referring to before though?
Sonic and knuckles swirl into yin and yang symbol
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 08/09/2025
sorry babe - the champion leon tshirt stays ON during sex
guy standing awkwardly wearing a tshirt that leon wears in pokemon sword and shield
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 06/09/2025
Doing my own research
Screenshot of my browser history, including gooe searches for "rfk Jr", "rkf Jr - 4 pages", and "why does rfk Jr sound and look like a ghoul"
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 04/09/2025
"baby.... evolved" screenshot showing a baby with an upward arrow to a robot baby and hes shooting a laser that blows up my logo
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 04/09/2025
im having fun with the thumbnails on my youtube channel c: i think they look nice ;u;
screenshot of my youtube channel's thumbnails
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 01/09/2025
what the finals look like inside the control booth #fluffybarrage
way too many discord channels open at once on my monitor
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 31/08/2025
Fluffy Barrage
Human centipede at heart attack grill - alastair vox
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 30/08/2025
IT'S ALASTAIR VOX!! I'm commentating for Season 9 of #FLUFFYBARRAGE, THIS SATURDAY at noon PST! (that's TOMORROW!!) Only on twitch.tv/waffobaffo. Follow @fluffybarrage.com for updates, clips, & more!
Alastair Vox standing with Umbreon by his feet, floating pokeballs around his head. He is wearing a stylish fur coat and pinstripe pants. It says twitch.tv/waffobaffo and "Watch on 8/30 & 8/31 @ noon PST!" in the bottom right.
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 25/08/2025
WHO'S THAT COMMENTATOR!? Find out NEXT SATURDAY for Season 9 of #FLUFFYBARRAGE! A double-elimination invitational Pokemon tournament featuring eight VTubers battling it out with teams crafted around their designs! Only on twitch.tv/waffobaffo. Follow @fluffybarrage.com for updates, clips, & more!
A silhouetted figure stands against a colourful backdrop. The Fluffy Barrage logo is in the top right corner. It says https://www.twitch.tv/waffobaffo and watch on 8/30 & 8/31 @ noon PST! in the bottom right corner.
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AlastairVox 🕶️✨ VTuber @alastairvox.com · 10/08/2025
they hate to see four real women succeed
group vc screenshot with me, freyja, mancha, and snoozyscreenshot of a tweet from an inflammatory vtuber saying "how dare a group of four REAL WOMEN be successful!!!!"
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