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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Those 3 AFCW matches at Wigan, Avely and Sutton will top ANY Trump World Cup bollocks by a country mile. You have to care, otherwise football serves no fxxking purpose. X

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Two pics, one message. No Short Corners!

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Heroquest people. How do you deal with a hero dying? Permakill, restart a quest or create another "character" with the gear? Curious how others play it out. (Room searched token for attention)

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Made a joke up. "Nice Nirvana t-shirt. Name 3 Primarks" Scandinavian D-Beat Saturday gig flyer for attention

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

6-1. AFC Wimbledon Women knocking it out the park mate

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Not all football kicks the same. Nice Sunday watching AFC Wimbledon Women v Real Bedford.

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

AFC Wimbledon Women v Loughborough Lightning. 1-2 to the bad, but a good game. Perfect warm-up to the England final tonight. Also, a quick prećis of the women's game for the late comers. It's like the men's game, but without the dxckheads watching 👍

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

It's flying ant time in Tooting. Fellow beardman beware

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

So yeah. I got my large fruit bun and callaloo patty from here. And my vegetable biriyani and my achari daal from here. Tooting knows the score

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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 03/07/2025

LGBTQI+ Londoners: you are—and will always be—loved and wanted in our city.

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I've genuinely seen 3 "I Love NY" t-shirts in Tooting this afternoon. SW London loves Mamdani mate

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Also, if you want to escape the carnage and disrespect of our western leaders. Tooting Gala Bingo Hall, 1 pint of lager, 2 cups of tea and a packet of crisps. 9 pound English

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Crazy how much you forget how important pure joyous distraction can be. Wonderful, sweaty little gig last night with Aerial Salad. Our leaders are Warmongering Cxxts. These fellas ain't XXXhttps://youtu.be/VlRtpXNs2k4?si=pev1xpl_C6JdA3Gw

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

You've got to admire white parents with children in buckets at the front of their bicycles as they plough through busy traffic. It's like using a DIY human shield to prove how gentrified your mortgage makes an area. Beyond ludicrous today on Mitcham Road.

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Glad we're oceans apart. What a fxxking tool

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Real relationships are based on real communication. We don't really text often, cause we spend time together

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Wanna see an amazing building in Tooting? Go Bingo mate

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Not buying Russell Barkleys spuds for a while. Disgraceful

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Dodgy Dalston gig tonight, but all I can think about is Will Nightingals AFC Wimbledon testimonial tomorrow. Total ledge.

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

"First to the bar and last to go. We're having one more for the road". Good luck tomorrow Wombles. See you at Wembley!!

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Honestly, though. Anything that rhymes famous with ignoramus is quality. New Lost Cherrees sounds bloody marvellous

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LOST CHERREES - Not Bothered

YouTube video by LOST CHERREES

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Lucky Tooting pre-drinks b4 the AFC Wimbledon semi tomorrow. COYD!

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Vegan Danish, tea, and iced coffee with the Mother-in-Law at Tooting Market innit

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Took the fam for breakfast then rolled a load of skulls. Nice VE Day.

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Keep your local Womble hydrated in this heat my friends

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

@afcwwomen.bsky.social just hits differently. Babies on the pitch, post-match meet and greet. 4 nil home win for the last game of a solid season. Nice Sunday

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Honestly, America. Your new King is shit. What was the point of the last 200+ years? He's a fxxking moron

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

BBC doing BBC things. We can only imagine what Laura Kissingass would of been like if Johnson got close to this and NHS waiting lists down again. It's still shit and Ted Heath era Tory but Starmer just needs to punch the fxxk up and who knows. We could get close to Chaos with Ed Milliband joy.

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

That celebrity space rocket really really looks like a penis

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

World Capitalism may be imploding but they sell Paulaner in the King's Head on Upper Tooting Road. And it's sunny out

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Assyrian Middle-Management on the right here. 'Cause hitting Prisoners of War with sticks isn't insensitive enough to get that shxt built. Quality arvo at the British Museum checking up on stuff we stole back in the good old days

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

When you're at an Indie festival main stage 3000 capacity area and Man City are one nil down in the cup

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Cafe in Boston Lincolnshire

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

First Monday as a 60 year old. £20 unlimited travel in and around London. Fxxk yeah!

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Nothing says, "It'll be OK" more than drinking prematch, noon cider opposite an enormous grey structure being built by De-ath Bros

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Last Hardcore gig b4 I'm 60

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Painted a #heroquest door and an abomination as pure escapism

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Even #heroquest plastic needs a back story. Here's my Vegan Warrior Monk. He's thrown down his mic, walked out of his Essex based NYHC band. And is ready to kick Right Wing Zargon butt!

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Cheeky Vada Pav on the 131 before #afcwwomen match

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Some cartoons should never be rebooted

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AL @alastaircorbett.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

We lost tonight, but the petrichor on the way home was lovely

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AFC Wimbledon @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

MATCHDAY UNCOVERED 🎞️ | NOTTS COUNTY (H) 🎥 The Dons roared back to winning ways on Saturday afternoon as we saw off a fellow promotion contender. ⚔️ Watch in full HERE! 👉 tinyurl.com/9zmfnu84 #AFCW 🟡🔵

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