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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Interesting to think that oasis will be playing in championship stadium next year

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You've had three shiny points pinched by the magpies 🎵 #nufc

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Exhibit A: Ed Sheerans first scarf circa 1995

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can we start calling this 'Trump's arc de defeat'

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If we play like this on Saturday we're gonna get mauled by the tigers #nufc

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I've had a pretty stress free year and that's all about to change nowt that i have to battle for oasis tickets and Glastonbury tickets over the next few weeks

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Updated the tonali chant He drinks Morreti Eats spaghetti Hates playing for Tottenham

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

No filming allowed at tonight's @countbinface.bsky.social show so here's an artist impression

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Off to see @countbinface.bsky.social at the fringe today and I've not been this excited since I was 11 years old and my parents promised me a PowerPodz from woolworths

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I suggest a minutes silence for Dolly Parton tomorrow at 4:51

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was one of those rare public figures where no matter where you look, you cant find anyone with a bad word against her And she could fucking sing

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This game might be the worst shirt Derby both hideous like #nufc #lfc #newliv

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Bindependence day 2 will be better than the original.

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Any #nufc fans in Edinburgh today for the everton game? If so where's everyone drinking?

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Communication from the club is nearly as bad as it was under Ashley. Not been the same since Amanda left you'd think today they would at least say something not radio silence #nufc

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Had a great day celebrating at Leicester Square today but i did get carried away #worldcup

A Spanish supporter has a chorizo up his bum

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The opening show Argentinas negative tactics First hydration break The Macalister foul The Halftime show The BBC pay your license show Boring football Second hydration break Fernandez and the frontfilp Extra time Terrible desicion to rule out goal ET break Spain goal hallelujah Terrible game.

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Thoughts and prayers to Argentinas number one fan. Hope he had a miserable time watching that.

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Debut appearance off tye bench for Spanish defender Danilo Burnés #nufc #ESPARG

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Donald J Trump having to hand over the world cup to Spain, a country he despises because they wouldnt join in on his bombing campaing in Iran is going to a beautiful moment #worldcup #ESPARG

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If theres a penalty shootout, with Argentina being down to 10 men if it goes that far would it mean Argentinas 1st penalty taker woukd be up against spains 11th (presumably the keeper)

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Defender on attacker off, Argentina about to be Tucheled

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Argentina would have a better chance of winning if Messi was playing

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Some silly fucker has paid £2mil f9r a ticket to watch this shite

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Theyre going to have to give man of the match to kermit the frog #worldcupfinal

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hopefully this game has bored Trump to death

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Well thank God theres another break in this game

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Least if England had made the final there would have been goals by now Not for us but still #ESPARG

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Is this the BBCs version of the halftime show ffs

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Not sure Donald Trump should be so close to that many kids #worldcup

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Would rather watch the first half again than this halftime show

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

England have done it, in the 3rd minute of extra time

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I just hope count binface isn't stressed watching this he needs to be v relaxed before his busy few weeks campaigning

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Watching the England game in scotland is fun its just a constant back and forth of "youre going home" and "its coming home"

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

We're not creative enough We're not positive enough #england

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

HI @countbinface.bsky.social im Alastair Campbell (not that one) and this is my official request to be your comms director for the upcoming by election in Clacton. I have no previous experiance but would like to play my part in taking out the trash

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If its a straight shoot out between Farage and Binface in Clacton I genuinely think Binface will win...

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hearing reports that Keir Starmer has rang fifa to get Quansah's red card suspended but instead they've upgraded it to a 5 match ban #england #worldcup #football

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Alastair Campbell @alastaircampbell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026