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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker)

@alarminglybad.bsky.social
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I draw webcomics and scream things into microphones

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
…Repetitive chants!
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
For legal reasons, this is a joke
Alarmingly Bad comic where a man sees his financial adviser about his retirement portfolio
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Look, I'm just doing the “make my children cry” challenge.
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*the sound of distant honking intensifies*
Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor is served ads to the Clown Dimension
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The teeth must flow
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve never understood this.
Alarmingly Bad comic where Batman and Commissioner Gordon talk about their communication channels
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He moisturizes.
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never seen Galbor this riled up before
Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor gets a telemarking call about credit monitoring services
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never did find out what was up with the hat
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He likes to watch.
Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor goes speed dating
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Craigslist, but for bad ideas
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is fine.
Alarmingly Bac webcomic where a man sees a doctor about his blood pressure
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why numbers no go up make numbers go up
Alarmingly Bad comic about numbers not going up
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You’re all doing it wrong
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Glad we went right to intrusive thoughts
Alarmingly Bad comic where a man and his brain realize pumpkin spice wet naps for men is A Real Thing
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*Fun* facts? In this economy?
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don’t worry, he got what was coming to him.
Alarmingly Bad comic where a man throws a boomerang
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still a better love story than Twilight
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can pry my hope and optimism out of my cold, dead hands.
Alarmingly Bad comic where life hits a man with a pipe but he refuses to go down
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I apologize for nothing
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All I’m saying is if I ever got genie wishes, things would get weird
Alarmingly Bad comic where a man wishes Neptune gets yeeted
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly, she’s kinda used to this by now
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's a little nuts
Alarmingly Bad comic where a man enjoys a bag of trail mix
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rip and tear until about 8:00 PM, then it’s bed time kiddo you have school in the morning
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Puzzles that still stump a D&D table somehow
Alarmingly Bad comic about an adventurer choosing one of two doors
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If they could, they absolutely would
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There won't be a second date.
Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor goes on a blind date
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You let me down, Remy
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Honestly, the structure is more like a house of cards
Alarmingly Bad comic about a man and his coping mechanisms
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No idea why I was inspired to draw this but I was
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just like momma used to make
Alarmingly Bad comic about a man making a genie wish for teeth on the cob
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“IT’S A THING YOU CAN PUT OTHER THINGS INTO. BRILLIANT.”
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t know how Galbor plans to drive it either
Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor goes car shopping
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It ran over my inner child
Alarmingly Bad comic where a man loses his self-driving car of thought
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shut up and take my money
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not the best policy.
Alarmingly Bad comic about an interview that gets too honest
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My own brain has begun running ridiculous ads I can’t skip. Please send help.
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Welp, kids, looks like it's another Bio-Dome and Encino Man double-feature."
Alarmingly Bad comic about the X-Men (‘97) going to Blockbuster
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He’s still a little salty about being in there
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yeet.
Alarmingly Bad comic about yeet lover’s pizza
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
FUN FACT: Galbor still doesn’t know what ligma balls are
Alarmingly Bad comic about Galbor and mortal having a conversation
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Works for ice as well
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This joke was inevitable
Alarmingly Bad comic about an interview with Chekhov’s Gun
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sometimes you’re just horny for pizza A collab with the amazing @theunderfold.bsky.social
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Every office has that one person who’s Vibes Are Weird.
Alarmingly Bad comic about MidKnight
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Come on, it’s like the first 2 rules
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’ve never empathized with a computer more.
Alarmingly Bad comic about a computer with anxiety
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