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💙Alan💛

@alanzero.bsky.social
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Huge nerd. Huge 🇳🇿

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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I guess even Claude Code is happy to just shoot the shit sometimes
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Very cogent comment over on YouTube
"The left has hated MTG for years and she never feared for her life. She's been hated by the right for only a few days and had to hire security. Tells you all you need to know."
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Careful officer, this shit is no less relevant than when it first came out 25 years ago and may just open your eyes a little too wide
Excerpt from No Logo by Naomi KleinExcerpt from No Logo by Naomi KleinExcerpt from No Logo by Naomi Klein
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
If you insist ma’am, but this is all you get without a warrant
A battered copy of NO LOGO by Naomi Klein (pub. 2000)
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I just got served an ad on YouTube which is, no joke, 6 hours long
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Batman slapping Robin meme. 
Robin: "But I was just following orders!"
Batman: "Stow it, brownshirt"
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Testing tool use in a Claude bot where the tools return random values is fun cos it gets so surprised when the randomizer tells it it's snowing in LA #claude #anthropic
A Claude-powered chatbot expresses surprise when the tools it's using in the testing environment (which return randomized values) tell it that the conditions in LA are snowy
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Claude gets me
Claude's reaction to my (a Python developer) joke about Java developers - "If the calendar had been invented by Java developers, every month would have exactly 28 days. Except for December which would have 55."
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My life is complete
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
So, Claude seems to think I'm some kind of culinary innovator 💅
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Bit of a pivot there, LinkedIn
A screenshot of the secondary tabs of my Gmail inbox. The tabs are labeled "Promotions", "Social" and "Updates" and each contains an abbreviated teaser with the name of the sender of the latest unread email and the beginning of the subject line. Under the Social tab, the teaser says "LinkedIn - Alan, follow Christ..."
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Far saner numbers than I expected. They clearly didn't run this poll on Twitter
Screenshot of a poll result (Reuters/Ipsos, April 16-21, taken from MSNBC's YouTube channel) in which 83% of respondents opined that the Trump administration should obey court orders (vs 13% no)
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
For any wondering the context And yes for the record I can do the math myself easily enough but sometimes one just isn’t in the mood
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Siri’s in her “I can’t be bothered doing basic math” era
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Or how about .. and hear me out here .. downloadable plans for a free-energy device that can collapse the entire oil economy
A screenshot of text that reads: "In 1901, Tesla secured $150,000 from financier J.P. Morgan to build a 185-foot-tall, mushroom-shaped tower on the north shore of Long Island capable of transmitting messages, telephony and images to ships at sea and across the Atlantic Ocean by using the Earth to conduct signals. As work began on the structure, called Wardenclyffe Tower, Tesla wanted to adapt it to allow for wireless power delivery, believing from his experiments on radio and microwaves that he could light up New York City by transmitting millions of volts of electricity through the air. Morgan, however, refused to give Tesla any additional funding for his grandiose scheme. (Some speculate that Morgan cut off funds once he realized that Tesla’s plan would have crippled his other energy-sector holdings.) Tesla abandoned the project in 1906 before it could ever become operational, and Wardenclyffe Tower was dismantled in 1917."
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I'm giving feedback
A screenshot of a feedback report to Anthropic.ai (the makers of Claude) in which the user explains that Claude misidentified a handwriting-style font as actual handwriting
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💙Alan💛 @alanzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Me when I discover that salami can be equipped as a weapon #baldursgate3
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