Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Today I helped a postman deliver some parcels. He didn't know the address. You could see that as a negative thing, but that's not going to get the parcels delivered is it? 010
Reposted by Alans_PlanetLabourStart @labourstart.bsky.social · 12/08/202612-08-1946 SOUTH AFRICA: 76,000 miners respond to AMWU's call for strike action. After a week, the police intervened, pushing miners back into the pits: 12 dead, 1,200 injured, 50 leaders arrested. 012
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Bike and shopping trolley mashup. Our babies will be beautiful and practical 🤣 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Monday, then. I am a bit low voltage, but I've got a feeling it'll be a good day - and I hope you have one too x 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Please tell me there's a Wishbone Ash tribute act called Fishbone Ash. 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Conna beat a great scarecrow competition but I must make sure I'm not out in the front garden when they come round as it could be embarrassing. 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Yay it's a heat spike, apparently not a heat wave. It's a bit stickier today. Ugh. 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I opened a bag of Monster Munch to find out there were 9 Monster Munches in there. I was in difficult territory. Almost "I need another bag" territory. 000
Reposted by Alans_PlanetReader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 26/07/2026 1023885510
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Ooh that's a good Q. I was given mine, I'll have a look and let you know 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I wouldn't say he cracked, just came up a bit short. 19-year old in his first Grand Tour. Did brilliantly. Will go better next time! 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026When your friend is on the phone and you are expected to come up with the answer as to why there isn't a vibrant live music scene locally. Also why I should be signing with Lost Map Records apparently. As if I have any product worth putting out at the moment 😂 110
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If you got over the procrastination and did one small creative thing everyday, in just a few days just think of the beautiful things you've made. Small steps, big moves. 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"Why didn't it rain a bit more in the night and stuff" is my poster of choice today. 001
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The thing about blackberries, it's hard to get them. Having long and skinny arms gives me an advantage. 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Think i might have a go at @midlandsfringe.bsky.social next year. What could possibly go wrong? 011
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Worked out the app. I'm back. Is this fun? What kind of fun? 110
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I’ll be honest, I bought it on Saturday night. Reason is Sparks are one of a few artists I like to hear the new stuff live first (I also do this with PSB). But live they were excellent so it will get some plays this week. You ok? 👍 110
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Went to see Sparks tonight. They were very good. Thank you Sparks! 110
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Not quite dancing in the moonlight. But dancing as the sun goes down on a lovely day is the best thing. 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Morning. I am here to share that the world’s fastest hotel breakfast toaster can be found at the Crowne Plaza in Surbiton. Whoosh! Done before you find the butter 😍 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I like poems and that’s a nice pub. Mum always said I shouldn’t go canting though… 110
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 08/04/2025@dubrovnikdude.bsky.social found you! Yeah you’re right. Can’t believe how much rubbish is on FB now. Well, I should’ve known better really. 110
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Gig for me, tomorrow 8.30 at Albert’s Shed Telford. Supporting the very fine The Undercover Hippy. So if you like hippy, happy and potentially trippy but never dippy or slippy, it’s the place to be 😍 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I think Tina Fey assumes we all know who she is in the Booking. Com telly advert ‘cos it’s an American advert. I had to Google her. Can we have someone like Sonia next time? Ta x @bookingdotcom.bsky.social 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 01/04/2025And so I’ve sashayed effortlessly into this months cold/cough/throat horror. Feel a bit meh but as it’s been er a month since I had one it’s taken me by surprise. Meh. Again. 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Nothing like ‘the local Facebook group’ for overt racism. I’m sure someone’s done a bingo card on it somewhere 😂 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Finally back to playing a bit. Hoping to up the poetry angle, maybe. I have to fall in love again. 020
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 30/01/2025This looks an amazing new chapter. All the best! 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Ah that’s helped me find @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social which was always a good laugh 🤭 thank you!! 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Bit meh out today, but I’m picking my guitar up so maybe not all bad. 010
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Most Mondays are blue at this time of year, tbh. 000
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Don’t have much to share at the moment ..but man, I’m suffering with some serious post viral fatigue after 3 weeks of the ‘whatever it is’ virus ! 020
Alans_Planet @alans-planet.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Another nightmare last night, now my legs hurt so bad I couldn’t find a position to sleep in without discomfort. And I thought I was getting clear of whatever-this-virus-is. Awful 2025 so far… 000