alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I always thought it translated into “fuck you”. 390
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The asshole did his graduate studies in Oxford. His whole “simple southern lawyer“ persona is bullshit. 041
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And we are going to give him the Mussolini ending. 6332
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He absolutely will face consequences. Him and his asshole family 020
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Be careful. We all thought Trump was a joke, too. 010
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s not up to them, it’s on you. Politicians only do what the people demand. 131
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fully ripe red tomatoes are okay in very small amounts. Unripe, green or leaves and stems are toxic. 011
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sen Kennedy, who generally is an ass, did have the best line when he pointed out that the “victim” of bestiality is the animal. 🐎 231
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He’s a few clowns short of a circus, A few fries short of a happy meal , the elevator stops on the first floor. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The current president of the United States is a deranged idiot. 020
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A dremel tool will easily etch a Hitler mustache on his ugly face. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The damage is already permanent. Earth will only rebalance with the mass die off of the human race. 110
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Moulton completely misread the Democratic base. He ran as someone who can reach across the aisle and work with the Republicans. We want someone who will reach across the aisle and punch the bastards in the face. 130
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026As a backup plan, how about we put his rotting corpse in a cell in Alcatraz. We can charge entry fees and donate the profit to the many people he fucked over. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026No idea why you think these are appropriate comments for this post. You’re just living in your alternate universe. Anyway, blocking your account. Bye 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Nope. They have decades of experience suppressing in person voting 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They want you to vote in person. Not enough voting machines, limited voting hours, a few armed thugs to intimidate people,… and they have effective vote suppression. 020
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026While the country is in the midst of a fascist takeover, you’re going to champion an ideological purity test? How stupid can you be? 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You do know that this is just another distraction by that orange asshole. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So, you’re supporting a candidate who’s campaign page says “Not Left, Not Right”? Sorry, no. I want a progressive fighter. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Fuck Google. There are plenty of other search engines 010
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You don’t have any videos of your dog? You need to post AI crap? 050
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wasn’t it Republican Sharon Angle who suggested the Second Amendment solution? 020
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I believe the rules that the Repugs put in place allows any one congress person to force a vote on the Speaker. There’s no reason that Jeffries is inevitable. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure. 020
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Lone wolf got he’s panties in a bunch. Either that or it’s his time of the month. 110
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Age isn’t the problem. There will always be a new generation of younger assholes. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026George, some advice. If you ever have the urge to suck back up to Trump, have a very good friend hit you on the back of your head with something hard. It will hurt less than what Michael Cohen is going through. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don’t understand Michael Cohen. What does he think he’s getting for sucking up to Trump? 010
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don’t know. The SS Fat Fuck has an interesting ring to it. 0100
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I started a comment, but first I have to go throw up 🤮 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026In other words, you didn’t like his response to the civil war in Yemen. That still doesn’t constitute criminal behavior. 000
alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We still write on the shopping list “cat fud” 1230