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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 18h
I’d roll it up and shove it up his ass.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always thought it translated into “fuck you”.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The asshole did his graduate studies in Oxford. His whole “simple southern lawyer“ persona is bullshit.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And we are going to give him the Mussolini ending.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He absolutely will face consequences. Him and his asshole family
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Be careful. We all thought Trump was a joke, too.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry, I don’t get your point.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not up to them, it’s on you. Politicians only do what the people demand.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fully ripe red tomatoes are okay in very small amounts. Unripe, green or leaves and stems are toxic.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sen Kennedy, who generally is an ass, did have the best line when he pointed out that the “victim” of bestiality is the animal. 🐎
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😁
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We can hope that there is a hell.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He’s a few clowns short of a circus, A few fries short of a happy meal , the elevator stops on the first floor.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The current president of the United States is a deranged idiot.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A dremel tool will easily etch a Hitler mustache on his ugly face.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Play with me, you lazy bastard”
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m sensing sarcasm.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The damage is already permanent. Earth will only rebalance with the mass die off of the human race.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Moulton completely misread the Democratic base. He ran as someone who can reach across the aisle and work with the Republicans. We want someone who will reach across the aisle and punch the bastards in the face.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s Howard “Nutlick”. 😊
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As a backup plan, how about we put his rotting corpse in a cell in Alcatraz. We can charge entry fees and donate the profit to the many people he fucked over.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not a fan of tattoos, but that’s cool.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Six Feet Under season 4 episode 2. 👍
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No idea why you think these are appropriate comments for this post. You’re just living in your alternate universe. Anyway, blocking your account. Bye
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nope. They have decades of experience suppressing in person voting
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They want you to vote in person. Not enough voting machines, limited voting hours, a few armed thugs to intimidate people,… and they have effective vote suppression.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
While the country is in the midst of a fascist takeover, you’re going to champion an ideological purity test? How stupid can you be?
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You do know that this is just another distraction by that orange asshole.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So, you’re supporting a candidate who’s campaign page says “Not Left, Not Right”? Sorry, no. I want a progressive fighter.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck Google. There are plenty of other search engines
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m starting a personal boycott of Google
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You don’t have any videos of your dog? You need to post AI crap?
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wasn’t it Republican Sharon Angle who suggested the Second Amendment solution?
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I believe the rules that the Repugs put in place allows any one congress person to force a vote on the Speaker. There’s no reason that Jeffries is inevitable.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m sensing that “Fatal Attraction” vibe.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lone wolf got he’s panties in a bunch. Either that or it’s his time of the month.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ll consult my ouija board.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Age isn’t the problem. There will always be a new generation of younger assholes.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
George, some advice. If you ever have the urge to suck back up to Trump, have a very good friend hit you on the back of your head with something hard. It will hurt less than what Michael Cohen is going through.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don’t understand Michael Cohen. What does he think he’s getting for sucking up to Trump?
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don’t know. The SS Fat Fuck has an interesting ring to it.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My god, he’s such an ass.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I started a comment, but first I have to go throw up 🤮
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I had a cat who did this with my martini.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In other words, you didn’t like his response to the civil war in Yemen. That still doesn’t constitute criminal behavior.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ugh. Now I’m going to have nightmares.
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bill, please just go fuck yourself. 🖕🖕🖕
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alanriv.bsky.social @alanriv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We still write on the shopping list “cat fud”
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