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AlannaLP

@alannalp.bsky.social
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Think Carrie Bradshaw but she’s a political scientist and also an occultist 🏳️‍🌈🇱🇧🇫🇷🇮🇪♑️🌹🎭🔮 Owner of Magdalena Tarot. psychedelic, trancer, artist, mystic, witch, dom, traveler, activist, dancer, philosopher, fashionista & bad ass dreamer. she/they

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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 28m
👌 youtube.com/watch?v=vNQy...
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addiction X worry X starly mix
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1h
A former music pastor who once auditioned for “American Idol” was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for fatally shooting his wife in their Ohio home in February.
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Caleb Flynn, Who Appeared on ‘American Idol,’ Gets Life Sentence for Wife’s Murder
Caleb Flynn maintained his innocence at his sentencing hearing in Ohio on Monday.
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 3h
I had three doctors appointments today and then a long wait at the post office. I’m fucking tired now.I’m gonna eat an easy dinner and maybe go to the park and read if I can get out of the house before it gets dark.
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 4h
Welcome to #Bannedbooksweek
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10h
Schumer is on board with blocking Trump SCOTUS nominees over the next 2 years - but we have to capture the Senate (plus one to overcome Fetterman)
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 7h
I feel this deeply
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 7h
Why is it always that wherever we go culturally, we always end up in a loop back in 80s nostalgia. The 80s is a god damn ouroboros.
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 10h
I’ve been in Denver for 11 years. The whole time I’ve lived here the “natives” have complained nonstop about transplants. Now that many transplants have left, I see what “natives” wanted: boring suburban sprawl, a hollowed out city center and drinking at home. I’m ready to start considering a move.
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 12h
The thing I can’t stand about Denver is that there are no school buses so at rush hour, it feels like being a bus monitor
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you want to rid the US of the concentration camps-VOTE BLUE!
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 22h
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 23h
Going to pick you up my copies of R.C. Horsch’s books at my PO Box tomorrow. I’m not having banned books sent to my apartment. But it will be interesting to read them for #bannedbooksweek
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 23h
I hate the NYTimes. They can’t get anything right — not even reporting on “skinny jeans”. People wore wide leg jeans for 8 seasons but skinny jeans were still around. But NYT is raving that skinny jeans are “back”. Next high waisted jeans will be “back” even though they never went anywhere either 🤦🏼‍♀️
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lolololol youtube.com/watch?v=JmTw...
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Republican Midterm Ads Cold Open - SNL
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Love @celiebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For the folks who are still in my mentions telling me this was a hoax: The military doesn’t move strategic bombers for funsies. There was clearly specific intelligence that necessitated emptying Fairford of B-1s.
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s just wild the tech bros actually believe this philosophy in a religious way. And the ideas aren’t new there was a weird nod to snow crash, which is not one of my favorite books, but it’s good to know these things because that’s the religious fanaticism we’re up against
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember that the original Ghost in the Shell manga was created in 1989 but these thoughts about AI are very current. In fact this to me sounds like Sam Aultman‘s little problem in real time.
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In all honesty, this sounds exactly like what they want AI to do with crypto. And with technology these days, you can get bots to do that, but I guess AI would do it more efficiently?
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The new ghost in the shell show is awesome, but I wish that Trent Reznor had done the soundtrack when that have been amazing? When is he gonna do a cyberpunk soundtrack?
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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inthelou.bsky.social @inthelou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Show us the Epstein files now!
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Orbital #Art by Robert Diaz
Fractured woman with two mini-skullies circling around her
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Files.. I'll stop posting this neverending post when they finally all get released and we learn the results one way or the other Sound like a plan? #TrumpEpsteinFiles
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spot on! 🎯
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dementia on dementia
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: A while back, I sued DOGE (FOIA) to get Musk's communications. DOJ argued that Musk wasn't a govt employee anymore, BUT Hegseth just hired him again to work on a Pentagon warfare initiative called Project Meridian. So we noticed Judge Boasberg. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW!
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YES
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
STOP WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME! Fun fact: Peter Theil proposed doing this to rage bait the American people
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Saying no" is the 1st step in bringing change as it unleashes your personal power and contributes to the collective power of all people. History has shown that collective power has the ability to bring down governments! VOTE!
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot take but a lot of people listen to the news too much about insurance. They assume the worst, get mad, make a scene, then shoot themselves in the foot when there’s usually a really easy solution that involves your doctor not being an ass hat and doing something very easy for you.
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I posted a video to my fb stories of a sea pickle because even though it looks like a dildo they are cool creatures and so many people watched it, probably because they thought it was a dildo … then they learned something cool. I love pranking ppl on fb
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s the part that makes no sense to me.
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A FUTURE GAME SHOW: “Sorry, Arthur, your answer was correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder, so he gets the point. And, an extra bonus point goes to Sue, as she was offended by your answer.”
A drawing of a television game show set with three walls behind the host and three contestants behind their respective podiums. One wall is comprised of question squares, another reads: “Facts Don’t Matter”, and the last is blank. The host addresses one of the contestants:
“Sorry, Arthur, your answer was correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder so he gets the point. And an extra bonus point goes to Sue as she was offended by your answer.”
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s only Venus Retrograde shadow and I’m definitely experiencing “look what the cat dragged in”
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW!
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honesty and bravery are so sexy 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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AlannaLP @alannalp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol I had this phone. Apparently people are buying used Keitai? Hilarious.
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