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Alan McMillian

@alanmcmillian.bsky.social
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Freelance cartoonist and graphic artist. Professional print technician. Currently main artist on Mega Knockdown. Star Trek, Mortal Kombat fan project art, indie video games, random mental slurry.

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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 7h
Darth Vader: The Show.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 7h
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Shatner: Risk Is Our Business Star Track
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 11h
"That devilish contraption of steel and wire kept bouncin' that poor girl higher and higher And soon it was clear To the multitude That Sue was a' Gainin' altitude." youtu.be/DlwkNH9gTiQ?...
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Disney’s Melody Time (1948) - Happy Day to Sue & Bill / Bill saves Sue / Ending scene
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anybody who uses the term BCE or CE. (Or even BC/AD for that matter.) In universe, the destruction of the Death Star was the moment when the rebellion became a force to be reckoned with. It was notable historically. Also, it helps to keep your timeline vague for story purposes.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why is it so awful?
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quote with a ridiculous move you think people should watch. (And then go read The Hacker Crackdown by William Gibson to realize just how accurate this movie was.)
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Terrific performances from almost everyone, even McConaughey, a real sense of bleakness and oppression. And some great effects work on the dragons. And it had Dr. Bashir calling someone a wanker.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That one I will stand up for as being pretty good.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got a favorite C-lister? I've got a few but Ive always been a little partial to James Proudstar.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let 'em try to shimmy and piano roll for the push block.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can see the SHIELD logo in the "A" but I'm not sure whats going on with the "O."
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do think Jensen Ackles could pull it off, though I think he might have aged out of the role.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Alan Ritchson casting especially feels like people who don't get it.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Post two movies from one director to show their range. Martin Cambell (Don't quite understand how THIS happened, but...)
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was somehow both Not Claney Brown and Not Alan Rickman (playing opposite not Bruce Willis on Babylon 5) a couple of years apart.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't believe I'm saying it, but... ...This disgraces the cultural contributions of Sir Mix-A-Lot.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If The Apocalypse had a soundtrack. youtu.be/Q0NIM4uSNXw?...
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Lorde - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll never stop wanting to slap the people who say that. Like, it must be SO restful just to stop thinking whenever you want to.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you wake up all alone? Or wonder where you are?
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm a 10 because I prefer going shopping with a woman to watching sports. And I'm 6'2".
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How did I not know this existed. Larsen is one of my favorite Spidey artists.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deadpool is Impossible to get rid of. Like herpes.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...during neon bowling on the weekends. I'm like Rutger Hauer at the end of Blade Runner
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Blade Runner: Roy Batty's Tears In Rain Monologue
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got into a pick up game of bowling with some drunk 20 somethings who did shots before going to get more drunk in the nearest city. I almost beaned a toddler who darted in fromt of my approach because his parents let him run wild. I watched club girl clomp up and down the lanes in platforms..
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Given some of the things I've seen at bowling alleys I'll bet this happens a lot more often than gets reported.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop some TRANSFORMATIONS!
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Centurions: Power Extreme Transformation
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can't convince me that Time after Time isn't a Doctor Who story with McDowell as The Doctor and Warner as The Master. youtu.be/PvYoTPlTwpE?...
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David Warner and Malcolm McDowell dialogue in Time after Time (1979)
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
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Bad Movies Rule Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's why I stick to .gifs. At least what I post has a reasonable chance of being funny.
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Cool Hand Luke - Failure to Communicate Quote
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Avoiding spoilers but there is a story reason for the old man makeup.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was played by the actress from Fleabag, so I thought it was entertaining.
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Fleabag Shut Up
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Instant cloning goes onto the list of potential uses of the transporter, which already includes virtual immortality, perpetual stasis, and being turned into soup.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Muppets: Hear, Hear! (Kermit, Sam Eagle, Scooter)
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Michael Scott's Parkour in The Office
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Randomly thinking about Sam Keith today and square pegs in round holes.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A really good fettucini alfredo with cheesecake for dessert.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He looks like a tiny Ian McKellan.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For some reason, this guy:
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Happy Birthday Guy Smiley! Sesame Street Muppets
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I completely forgot that I had written an Isakai adjascent Star Trek script that had a time displaced hippie on a 24th century starship with a Tellarite security chief JUST so I could make a joke about getting hassled by the pigs.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For culture studies or mission prep?
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm pretty sure there's an elective course on Isekai at Starfleet Academy.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Much like real life in that way.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still working on animations for @megaknockdown.com, incorporatimg the lessons Ive learned about smears, exaggeration and secondary animations.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to 100% the first Crash Bandicoot on the OG PS1. Specifically trying to get through the level where you scale the side of the castle in the rain.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Forever Knight Vampire Fangs
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I initially read that as "The ache was Palpatine."
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Emperor Palpatine's Sinister Smile - Star Wars
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An very good cast wasted in an absurd vanity exercise by Isaac Perlmutter.
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Alan McMillian @alanmcmillian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is how I felt when I finally knew enough Dragonball Z lore to understand conversations about it.
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