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Alan Humm

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Editor of the online arts journal One Hand Clapping. Novelist, poet, teacher and father but not necessarily in that order. You can find my writing here: www.alanhummswriting.com

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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New blog post.
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Rough Music (Chapter One)
Rough Music was published on the 29th September. Here's the first chapter:We’re standing, Pete and I, next to the closed façade of Aldwych station. There, in the distance, is Trafalgar Square, the crowds already massing around the fountains and beneath the column. I turn and smile but Pete isn’t looking at me; his eyes are fixed above us, at a plane that’s looping the loop. As we both watch, it climbs higher and higher, emitting flourishes of coloured smoke.Coo. Hark at me. I sound like Pathé Ne
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Publication day! Rough Music follows a journalist and a Labour politician from 1945 to 2013. Of the four novels that I've written, it's the one that means the most to me. Grateful thanks, as always, to everyone at Vine Leaves Press. I hope that it finds some readers.
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Rough Music by Alan Humm
TO PURCHASE THE EBOOK CLICK HERE “A bracingly unsentimental perspective on post-war Britain.” David Kynaston, social historian, author of A Northern Wind London, 1945. The war is over, the future is w...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The moment when you have your own book in your hand for the first time. Thanks to everyone at the excellent Vine Leaves Press.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's still a great poem.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
New blog post...
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How not to speak in public
As I've said before, my new novel, Rough Music, is coming out in September. Its launch will be in October, in The Wheatsheaf in Fitzrovia. There'll be a string quartet then me; a soirée, but in a booz...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
In conjunction with Blackwell's in Oxford, we're inaugurating the first One Hand Clapping Young Person's Poetry Competition. The age range is between 17 and 25 and the prize is £100 for the winner, £50 for the runner-up and £25 for the person who comes third. Email ohc.editor@yahoo.com for details.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
PLEASE SHARE. There will be a Christmas 2026 One Hand Clapping and we are now open for submissions. No guidelines: just send your very best work to ohc.editor@yahoo.com. Do come and check us out. You can find us here: www.1handclapping.online
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ten years ago I finished Rough Music, a saga (sort of) that goes from 1945 to 2013. Nobody wanted it for years. Then the excellent Vine Leaves Press agreed to publish it. My launch is here, in Fitzrovia. It's upstairs (it's really nice) and it's on October 25th. Book now to avoid disappointment.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Thank you.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I don't know who decides the pricing but my novel is now extremely reasonable.
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The Sparkler
The Sparkler eBook : Humm, Alan: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Join a local event | Weekend of HOPE | 18-19 October
On 18–19 Oct, thousands of us will take to the streets with one message:our communities are stronger when we stand together.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
She'll always be Annie Hall to me.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Child abuse!
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Post you from a different era... When your mum cuts your hair in the 1970s.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I do sometimes struggle with the passages where he seems to be working out his own private preoccupations. He seems to be prodding the reader in the chest. But, yes, I do appreciate them as well. His structure is woeful but his books are very much alive.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I did the launch for this on Saturday. A terrific night.
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My Father is Calling the Neighbours Names by Alan Humm
“So fresh, so frightening, so hauntingly familiar.” Fran Lock “Intense, intelligent and intoxicating.” Maggie Sawkins Described as a poet who "knows the ropes", Alan Humm takes us through a wide varie...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Tommy, what kind of writing are you looking for? I'm a published novelist and poet who could really do with an agent. In the UK, though.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
If you're thinking of coming to the launch this Saturday then could you possibly DM me? It means I can make sure that you're on the guest list. It's in the George on Wardour Street and it's from 7 til 10.30. Fran Lock will be reading too and Ian Montague and Linda Moylan will be providing the music.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Mr Iannuci. Apologies for message here. Would you be interested in reading a new published novel about the young Charles Dickens' love life? I've talked about it on BBC Radio and in The Dickens Museum and there's a review coming in The Dickensian. Now I'm stuck. (Struggling for reviews.)
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Thank you.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Nice. Thanks.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The cancellation is bad but I don't think that's the whole point. What's worse is the Kirk tribute, i.e. the replacement of free speech with naked ideology. Can what the Trump administration's doing be defined as fascism? Does it matter? It's a show of extreme authoritarianism. It's frightening.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Thank you.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Semi-advanced despair. Mustn't sound like Morrissey.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm in a state of advanced despair. I don't think posting on FB, for example, is the answer - gesture politics - but I feel useless and hopeless.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Don't get me wrong: I hate privatisation too. And the trains are shit. But my main worry is what happened on Saturday in London. And the co-opting of the British flag. And Reform. I think that's what we should all be concentrating on right now. Having said that, I don't really know where to start.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I've always greatly enjoyed your work, Robin, but I think that, as far as taking our country back is concerned, trains are currently the least of our worries.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I am genuinely delighted to announce that Fran Lock will be reading at the launch of my new poetry book on 11th October in The George on Wardour Street. She's one of my favourite poets and she reads up a storm. So absolutely no pressure then.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My new book of poems is out today. A huge thank you to all at Vine Leaves Press.
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My Father is Calling the Neighbours Names by Alan Humm
“So fresh, so frightening, so hauntingly familiar.” Fran Lock “Intense, intelligent and intoxicating.” Maggie Sawkins Described as a poet who "knows the ropes", Alan Humm takes us through a wide varie...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm reading here tonight. Only £6. And there's cheese.
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Poetry evening - readings galore | The cornerHOUSE
Ably chaired by Tim Harrison and featuring the cheese ( and vegan alternatives ) buffet.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Here, for those of you that haven't seen it, is my conversation with Professor Robert Douglas-Fairhurst about my novel, The Sparkler.
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A Conversation | Alan Humm's Writing
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The link is very meat and potatoes but suffice to say that I'll be speaking at the Dickens Fellowship about my novel, The Sparkler, on Tuesday 30th September.
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Alan Humm, author, speaking about his novel, The Sparkler,
A worldwide association of people who share an interest in the life and works of Charles Dickens
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Here's another poem from my new book of poetry, published by Vine Leaves Press on September 16th.
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Woolwich
The river, like stroked fur,is silver in the placeswhere the wind has touched it.Tate & Lyle;Canary Wharf;the Barrier – all are diminished by the river’s breadth.The world is largerthan you think. The...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Here, from the One Hand Clapping archive, is a lovely poem by Julia Copus.
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Julia Copus: a poem
Love, Like Water Tumbling from some far-flung cloud into your bathroom alone, to sleevea toe, five toes, a metatarsal arch,it does its best to feign indifferenceto the body, but will go on creeping up ...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Here are advanced reader copies of my new book of poetry, My Father is Calling the Neighbours Names. The idea is that those who feel inclined can review it. I'd be grateful for any reviews, to be honest.
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My Father is Calling the Neighbours Names by Alan Humm - Review Copy | BookSirens
Join the review team for My Father is Calling the Neighbours Names. Read it for free before the rest of the world does. Share your honest review. Discover hundreds of other books in your favorit...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
This poem's in my new collection. I wrote it for my grandfather.
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In Memoriam
For Thomas Morrow1 PegasusThe bike, the bike’s momentum and the roadare all one thing.It’s like manoeuvres:every gesturesomething that you’re swimming in.You don’t heft a gun;something within you does...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
My new book of poems is called My Father is Calling the Neighbours Names and it's out on September 16th. I've nicked and adapted a Wallace Stevens title for a sequence called Thirteen Ways of Looking at David Bowie. Here's one of the poems.
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Blackstar
Yes, something happened on the day he died.Something was let out of the world, like airfrom a balloon. We cried, mostly, for us:for all those times the world was just an echo,dully reverberant, and he...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
New writer's diary:
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Diary | Alan Humm's Writing
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Here, from the One Hand Clapping archive, is a great poem by June Wentland.
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June Wentland: a poem
The Playwright's House To achieve déjà vu in a dream you should sleep in an unfamiliar room – the pungency of mint on fingertips, a smear of herbs on the lips. It should be in a house besieged by tree...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I have a question for all of my friends who are also writers. Goodreads? BookBub? I understand that they can prove beneficial when it comes to selling books but I've never felt like I've learned how to use them properly. Any tips would be much appreciated.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My book appears to be on special offer. A prize to the first person who reads it on the beach.
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The Sparkler
Buy The Sparkler by Humm, Alan from Amazon's Fiction Books Store. Everyday low prices on a huge range of new releases and classic fiction.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Here's a lovely poem by Pascal Petit. It's in an early edition of One Hand Clapping.
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Pascale Petit: a poem
Photograph by Brian FraserGreen Bee-eater More precious than allthe gems of Jaipur – the green bee-eater. If you see one singing tree-tree-tree with his space-black billand rufous cap, his robesall ...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Thank you.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The moment when you hold your own book in your hand for the first time… Thanks, as always, to the excellent Vine Leaves Press.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Here, from the One Hand Clapping archive, is a poem by Paul Muldoon. (It was unpublished at the time.)
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Paul Muldoon: Le Jongleur
Some days it looks as if I might be limbering upfor my role as a human cannonballcomplete with an athletic cup.When it comes to protecting my thingamajigI take my cue from the Good Thief and stay clos...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Here, in our archives, is a great poem by Ilya Kaminsky.
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Ilya Kaminsky: a poem
That Map of Bone and Opened ValvesI watched a sergeant aim, the deaf boy take iron and fire in his mouth –his face on the asphalt,that map of bone and opened valves.It's the air. Something in the air ...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hi. I've been trying to contact you but haven't been sure how. I've got a new book of poems coming out in September and one was inspired by Another Lullaby for Insomniacs. I wanted to show it to you to make sure you were OK with it. (It's not a copy but I wanted to make sure you were comfortable.)
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I'd like to reacquaint you with some of the best writing (and other stuff) from One Hand Clapping. Here, in the first issue, is a terrific poem by Fran lock.
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Fran Lock: a poem
On incantation An off-white hotel bedroom in the pokey heat of summer: here is our oldcalamitous melancholy, come to cull my love like a captured flag. I standnear-naked in the cock-a-doodle moonlight...
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’m afraid I had to type that up out of the book.
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Alan Humm @alanhumm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
We're warming up for another One Hand Clapping event. Something bigger this time; a festival. In the meantime, I'd like to repost the work of some of our contributors.
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Ali Smith: a story
True short storyThere were two men in the café at the table next to mine. One was younger, one was older. They could have been father and son, but there was none of that practised diffidence, none of ...
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