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Alan Gephart

@alangephart.bsky.social
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He/Him. Seattle. Dad. Bartender. Music. Video Games. Bassist for Avenue East.

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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Fuck how I love pajamas and an 8:45 bedtime. What even is this???
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's wild how good Resident Evil: Requiem is. I haven't accidentally stayed up this late playing a video game in a real long time.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Well done Seahawks. Proud of ya. Your turn, Mariners! ❤️ 🤞
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Wordle 1,607 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I object to this word. Just saying.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Imagine Blake Snell trying to convince a DUI checkpoint that this is just how he looks. #mlb #dodgers
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Fuck that Ronnie Ratfuck guy too. Always hated him.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Fuck that barstool sports guy, whatever the fuck his name is. May he eat shit pizza forever.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Every time I hear the list of the new Rock N Roll Hall of Fame inductees I question if i understand what defines this genre.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
My son keeps asking me if the Mariners played today 😭
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Imagine being a progressive in New York, undecided, and fucking Donald Trump convinces you who you should vote for 😂
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
If I check in on your table to see if you need anything else, and you say no, but you don't ask for the check, I get to eat one fry off your plate.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I struggle to stay awake through most Studio Ghibli films. Not because they are boring, but rather so cozy and comforting that I drift away in bliss.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Did I just see a Blue Jays fan bring his buddy a beer?? Are concessions open later at other stadiums?? Or is this just a World Series thing????
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is the most insane and tense World Series game we could have possibly asked for. Holy cow.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
If you're a grown ass adult who can't swim, you fucked up.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Never once have I heard anybody other than Trump insist that the White House should have a ballroom.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Tonight's cinema: Bring Her Back boxd.it/bs0Wbh
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A ★★★★½ review of Bring Her Back (2025)
Dark and gnarly and haunting and weirdly believable? Idk. There was just something about that Russian VHS tape side plot that struck me extra creepy for me. Some absolutely fantastic cinematic shots t...
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It's my son's birthday today and that is a beautiful thing so I'm going to focus on that.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
FUCK #mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Omg cal is up #mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I cannot fucking believe he's safe 😅 #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Did they nix the discount 12oz beer during Playoff games at T Mobile Park?? #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My first in-person playoffs game. GO MARINERS!!
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I don't know if I have the patience for this one. #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I wish streaming services would just let us watch the movie credits without requiring additional action. We already established that we can watch something for 90+ minutes. Perhaps we would like a minute to digest it and see who all was behind its creation.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Those seats behind home plate at Rogers Centre look comfy as hell. #Mariners #BlueJays
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
More like the NAYLORINERS amiright?!? #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
MY MAN. #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hot damn and still 8 innings to go?! 😰 #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
As much as I love this, I cannot imagine a post game interview that I could actually look forward to listening to. For real. What could they possibly say??
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
POLANCO AGAIN I TOLD UUUU ❤️ #mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Alright Speier. Redeem yourself. You owe us 6 entirely unnecessary innings. #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bryce Miller absolutely delivering today. This man deserves a, if not several, cookie(s). #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I've been saying it this whole post season. Polanco and Naylor are our guys. Hell yeah. #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
SIXTY TWO BABYYYYYYYY #mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
If you still have a dog in the race, I get it. But otherwise, if you aren't rooting for the Mariners, you are a fucking sociopath.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I just ran around the living room snapping because both my kids are asleep #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Do all of the Mariners hitters reroll their stats at the start of extra innings or something?
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Imagine the profits the stadium could make if they reopened concessions during Extra Innings at like a 50% markup. So evil. But fans WOULD pay for it. #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
My son keeps telling me he's ready for his bath and I'm like "I PROMISE YOU WILL GET ONE JUST HOLD ON" #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Seeing Gilbert pitching in inning 10 is wild
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Naylor BLESS U ALWAYS #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Okay but why do we keep pulling our pitchers when they're doing really well? #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Well thank god we pulled Kirby 🙄 #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I got the wrong pizza delivered to me but the 2nd inning made it all nbd.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Outlaw lip injections. I said what I said.
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I've never been more nervous for a baseball game in my entire adult life. #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I thought pitching was supposed to be our strong suit. Jfc. #Mariners
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Alan Gephart @alangephart.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Josh Naylor is our fucking defensive MVP. Hot damn another double play!
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