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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦

@alanfauchon.bsky.social
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Flood the internet. Everytime you see it's face comment "asshole" or, in case it's with its friends, comment "assholes"

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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You don't have to be a celebrity to resist tyranny. I do it everyday and all the time. It's your responsibility to do the same thing.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make America grotesque again
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
More lies from the orange baboon...
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm not kidding you. Your president is a lunatic.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Take a breath. You are right, of course, imposing anything on anybody is an imposition and to be avoided. Chivalrous people always ask first.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We're all weak in a way.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sounds like a self-image problem to me
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Chivalry was never about who pays for dinner. Chivalry is about the strong protecting the weak. Chivalry is about the able helping the disabled.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The United States of Absurdity needs to get the rich old men out of the government.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That's not how he talks about China and President Xi in the United States of Absurdity. That thing you Mericans call president is just a two faced asshole.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What a stupid moron. You Mericans are totally fucked.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You've forgotten your gloves. Never forget your gloves. That baby will skin your knuckles or gouge your hands in a second.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Says the black pot to the frying man...
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Lol!
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/17SY...
facebook.com
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It was a clown show.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I hope it is full of explosives just itching to go boom.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It is closer to three generations later but who's consciousness or conscience are we counting. The generation who endured the Holocaust are almost all gone and the remaining generations don't really remember the truth.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Or glued to their heads for easier identification....
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
His totally vacant stare is kind of creepy.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We're all laughing at you. Tell us, honestly, how does it feel being so stupid?
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
....Or act like anybody should take you the least bit seriously. You are a knuckle dragger and we no longer need your stupid red hat to identify you. Have a nice 🙂 day.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That's all that Israel has. Barbaric acts by barbaric people. I hope Iran stops Israel now.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Nobody can understand how Merica, the United States of Absurdity, didn't see this coming. It proves, unequivocally, that most of you, as we say in Canada, have have shit for brains. Unfortunately, I have believed this for decades.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'd rather a bunch of old potheads having guns....
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
He is creepy.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fuck you
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
And Nobody is coming to get killed for your fearless leader, you dopes.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
And Nobody is coming to get killed for your fearless leader, you dopes.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nobody is coming to get killed for your fearless leader, you dopes.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nobody is coming to get killed for your fearless leader, you dopes.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Pretty soon it'll only be vlad the Putin
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
his Imperial guard. I mean his bored of peace
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
No thank you...
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Barron's a pussy anyways; he'll just get men killed running to hide.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Yeah. The plan is "what the fuck are Americans doing in Iran? They must be traitors. They'll get what they deserve. Fuck em!"
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Liar
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
And the United States of Absurdity is willingly allowing to their own citizens to be slaughtered in their own streets by their own agents. A country of Hypocrites that I would not step foot in, anymore than I would in Israel or Russia or any one of a dozen other countries in this world.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The biggest flotus in the history of the US of Absurdity....
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
That's still better than being in the White House and Congress with a shitload of pedophiles. Wake up, you morons. There is no consensual sex with any minor. You're just traumatizing a bunch of innocent children, you sick fucks!
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We'd rather you keep your pedophile ass in the swamp in winne-lago.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They aired it so we could all have a big laugh at the state of the union. 🤣 LMFAO anyways and I didn't even fucking watch it.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
That ship has already sailed. Only the zombies haven't noticed.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Mericans are already walking around like zombies.....
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Another louse out of the woodwork.... Can't you just hire a good exterminator?
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
LMFAO...your imaginary cheques are in the imaginary mail.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Asshole has been there, done that.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Served him tee....na.
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AlanFauchon 🇨🇦 @alanfauchon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
That looks like a meeting to me....
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