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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Disclaimer I love Dua Lipa But I find it so funny that even in a music video called "DANCE THE NIGHT" she barely dances in it

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I'm just now realizing they GOT RID OF LES POISSONS talk about a giant fucking fumble #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Oh. No. I had heard tale of the Scuttlebutt but witnessing it is something else.. #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I love the idea of Ursula doing the "Flotsam Jetsam now I've got her boys" part and Ariel being like, sorry, what did you just whisper to those eels? #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I told my partner this movie was too dark and she thought I was being racist I'm not! it's literally LIT so fucking dark!! #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

"They Killed Your Mother" - King Triton "What" - me #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Why the fuck did they give Eric the most boring song in the world #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I don't understand why they wanted "realistic" Sebastian and Flounder. Fish and Crabs are boring AF to look at. That's why the cartoon look is so much better! #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Okay I'm watching the live action little mermaid They really fumbled prince Eric, one of the hottest cartoon characters. This dude is bland af, sorry bruh #thelittlemermaid2023

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Madonna in the "Hung Up" video clearly doesn't know how DDR works

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

watching old school late 90s music videos the thing about "Genie in a Bottle" is that in most depictions of genies, there's not a "right way" to rub the lamp, so the premise is inherently flawed in this essay, I'll

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I love those instagram memes that say "NO CHEATING! Post your most recent pet pic!" As if someone would "cheat" if they weren't told not to

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Laughed way too hard making this

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

My partner mistook a pile of socks for our cat and you best believe I am never letting her forget it

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

None of the contestants on a recent Jeopardy episode knew the pop duo that performed the song "A Little Respect" This is Erasure erasure

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

Emeril looks like he's smiling through the pain

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

Regarding love is blind s6: fuck Jimmy, justice for Trevor, AD run away from Clay immediately, and what the fuck does she call that "bean dip"

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

There's no small talk, only small people

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

Can't believe they finally revealed who the REAL agent Argylle is and nobody is talking about it

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

Went to see live music tonight and the headlining band finished their set with a CREED cover and I don't know how to feel about that

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

How do I find cool ppl to follow on here, help me I'm lost

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Alan J @alanej.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

Hello Mr Blue Sky Please tell us why You had to hide away for so long

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