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alanbpcny

@alanbpcny.bsky.social

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Trumpeter against Trump genus/species: Actuarius Trumpetus

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 11h

Not exactly phrasing; just same general idea / pun about batteries, giving them away free of charge

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 11h

Did you get that idea from a recent cryptoquote?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 11h

Is Minnesota Fats an oxymoron?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 11h

Is he the one who said, if you don't secede at first, try again?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hope I don't get called for the Son of Samsung case.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can corroborate your testimony. I saw the Samsung.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Toto?

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Salem Or'gan?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They took you out of Salem?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think you need some sage advice.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There are no wrong notes in jazz.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I should have said: It will B Flat.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It will be flat regardless.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is Claire Danes a rogue? Certainly Senator Daines (R-MT) is.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dogs have SSNs?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One thing I find disappointing is that the fact that the outrage over the evil seems to be eclipsed by our amusement by his styupidity. Liars like this guy are murdering our republic, and real people, by their defense of 1/6 and our President, who is indeed guilty of the same.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Get a half-life.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He must have meant mortally binding.

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Speaking of two for 1: A Quayle in hand is worth two in the Bush?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a good friend of mine. Jack Kennedy is no Jack Kennedy.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

To quote Jack Kennedy: They make me want to throw up in my mouth.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I agree. The lack of attention being given to Senator John Kennedy on this matter makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I guess you're not going to walk to the nearby bakery. Ow. Bone pain!

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh, so THAT'S dark humor!

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Boo da(t)

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Neigh?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not too sharp!

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

He can write his autobiography after he loses: Hill Bully Elegy.

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You have to keep the herring straight.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Weight in sea?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

No shit, ... John?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What was her alement?

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This really got my interest!

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Keep your eye on the prize.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Certainly this one knows: share.google/fsNu26ZnVQdl...

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It definitely has skin in the game.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Holy Moses!

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

What's the capital of American Samosa?

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Not true. Perot took from both candidates much more equally than popular myth.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Tom Kean is no Tom Kean.

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

MAGAts should be dressed up. In pinstripes.

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

These "people" would have been on the other side, rooting for their president: Davis.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Did somebody say cutter?

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

That joke was to die for.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Barbara Billingsley would say, "I speak Jive."

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Inflation benefits borrowers in general.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

That joke is a real weiner.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Regardless, Trump is definitely mad. And no, I don't mean Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

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alanbpcny @alanbpcny.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Reach out and touch someone