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Alana Fineman

@alanafinewoman.bsky.social
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I’m a Chandler sun and a Monica moon and a Phoebe rising
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The craziest thing about Katy Perry going to space and back in 11 minutes is that space is only 5 minutes away
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
A Crumbl/Kardashian collab is CRAZY work
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Piperrrrrr noooooooooo
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
So is TikTok getting banned or what’s going on with that
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Every time I see a river out in real life I’m like, wow, rivers
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My Ubereats being delivered by a cyber truck is a true sign of the times
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The audacity to yell at anyone, with a rat tail growing out of your head? Not in MY section sir
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A man with a rat tail had the audacity to yell at the restaurant manager today
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I can track exactly where I am in my menstrual cycle based on how attracted I am to Timothee Chalamet at the time
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I love birth control it’s a woman’s rite of passage to have to choose between having no acne or the will to live (and i’m choosing no acne)
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We’re playing as Chef in Stardew Valley live on twitch RIGHT NOW COME THRU Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Jordan Fisher is SO Jordan Fisher and I love that
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I made my first restaurant story 4 years ago today! I’m celebrating with the Sims 4 (we’re building Chef a restaurant). Come play! Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hey new Bluesky friends! I’m going live on Twitch right now to play games! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
REALLY feelin like a plastic bag rn
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me going on year 2 trying to get diabetes medication
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Luigi Mangione is SO Roxie Hart
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Been advocating for bullying health insurance for years now since none will cover my essential diabetes management medication but it never occurred to me to just kill them about it
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Nothing gets me hyped quite like the Nutcracker soundtrack
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just watched Twisters and what do you mean nobody kissed???
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bruh Bit City HITS this week as a closet theatre kid
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Posting on this app gives me the same feeling I used to have every day before I knew cyber trucks existed
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Alana Fineman @alanafinewoman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Does your white boyfriend think he’d be good at standup comedy? You may be entitled to compensation
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