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alan-grant.bsky.social

@alan-grant.bsky.social
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Retired woodworker/cabinet maker/bar band guitarist and front man. No OnlyFans, Gazan’s or Gambian’s in need. Don’t follow if you have no posts

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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@npr.org I just heard your newscast explain that increased government spending has been caused by programs like Social Security and Medicare. Since those programs are paid for over the course of the lives of their users and have no effect on the budget, just take your GOP crap and shove it.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To have that conversation forced upon us is indicative of the atrocities committed by the GOP upon public education.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, kiddeo, nice to see your postings. I spent some high quality geriatric time viewing the fringes of ultimate demise, so I’ve missed a lot and not missed anything.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The common reaction to some people is haters gonna hate. Let’s kick it up a notch towards reality and just say that dumbfucks gonna dumbfuck everything to FUBARdom.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I first saw Twelve Angry Men in a high school humanities class. I just watched it again, some 57 years later, and the slurs of those convinced of a guilty verdict are still heard today by the same people, those who would impose autocracy upon us. I guess it was only a learning experience for some.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Anybody got a searchlight that will cast a silhouette of Rand Paul’s next door neighbor on the clouds? His country needs his services again.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead. Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Mitch McConnel!
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The orange shitgibbon talks a mean lawsuit right up to the moment of discovery. And then folds just like his own cheap suit.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Perfection!
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Since I moved to East Texasistan ten years ago, I have spent a great deal of time explaining to these rubes that the confederate flag is a symbol of sedition. They don’t get it.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oh, yeah. 73 Saw Cream in 1968. Canned Heat opened. Seven bucks of paper route money for two tickets,
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Did a hit of Orange Sunshine and listened to Moody Blues To Our Children’s Children’s Children, Sgt. Pepper’s lonely Hearts Club Band and Hendrix’s Electric Ladyland. Headphones and direct tape recordings. Everything was recorded for me for that night. People who never did acid will never know.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wonder Warthog! The little dick prototype for our president! How totally representative of our times!
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m Fat Freddie’s cat and I ain’t no kitty, treat me nice and I’ll be real shitty. I’ll walk on your records and shit in your hat, so don’t mess with me, I’m Fat Freddie’s cat! Or something like that. Acid was a wonderful learning experience.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When I stop remembering those things, Man, woman, camera, television, stupid fucking Donald J. Trump.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It was a total thing for families in the late ’50’s early ’60’s. The whole flam damily were together.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
An accident of birthplace.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Actually, my guts are growling. Precursor to the fart.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Shit, howdy! Ya gotta be old to even know what a “can of corn” is.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@creekcrawler.bsky.social Tweed Fender amp? I used a tweed Carvin Belair until the Great Republican Recession cost me everything.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It came from Brett Maverick talking to Bart Maverick and saying, “Now, what would our dear departed daddy do?" James Garner to Jack Kelly. Probably before your time, but it stuck.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@semper-talis.bsky.social Having no one to speak Deutsch with for a number of decades, I’m reduced to, “Mein gedärme schnurren."
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Only if you include the Checkered Demon, Tree Frog Beer and the ever inappropriate Angelfood McSpade. The fate of Captain Pissgums, Ruby, Fatima and the crew of The Quivering Thigh might spark an interest. Snuk! I got a June bug up my nose and I didn’t even flinch!
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nope. And he kept his teeth to the bitter end.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Lakewood, Ohio public schools, eighth grade health class. Segregated by sex, but they taught us everything. 1966. Those were the days. Then came Reagan with his education executioner William Bennett. Now we have adults unaware of the link from sex to pregnancy.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Puns are appreciated here. Some monk chanted evening. A stolen roan gathers no moose...
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s a special day when Satan quotes Alfred E. Neuman.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A friend of mine from Cleveland was the editor and culture writer for the Prague Post for a long time. I hope Frank Kuznik is still alive and doing well. He’d be about 75 now.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’ll always be there for you. Until, of course, I’m not.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I was 8. I don’t think I had a Brownie camera at that point. But kudos for your projection!
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s that he found someone named Alfred E. Neuman, located where he lived, found out that his name was on the mailbox, scouted out the location and confirmed it before taking us forty miles from home. In the early ’60’s. Just for the joke. There are other stories about his sense of humor.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Cheap puns appreciated.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Way, way cool. Eighth grade education, taught himself trigonometry and how to play the piano, sang barbershop and so much more. Vet of WW2 and Korea. An endless font of humorous stories, a bad habit I inherited. Taught me how to tell Lord Chumley jokes.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What? Me worry?
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A study in decency. Vitter did the family humiliation tour with his wife and then got a standing ovation upon his return to the senate. Al Franken was drummed out on thin gruel. Both parties aren’t the same.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If you take the time to consider that Moreno is a Columbian used car salesman, expecting any form of the truth should be suspect.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My dear departed daddy once took the family on a Sunday drive out into the countryside of northeast Ohio for the sole purpose of seeing a roadside mailbox with the name on the side. Alfred E. Neuman. The old man got that the kids would never forget that road trip. Probably 1961.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Filled the tank for $30 and then the dimwits started to play war. Last week was the next fill up and it cost $51. I voted for the black lady. If you voted for egg prices you owe me. And you need some serious edjamukashun.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When Reagan said, “The nine scariest words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’” 67% of the public trusted the gov’t to do the right thing. That bit of cynicism ultimately gave us Trump. If you vote for the GOP you are helping the destruction of our country.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Same here. I hope they figure this out for us. He dreamed.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Long time no see, mommy dearest.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Kegbreath isn’t smart enough to get it.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Eyeglasses frames and guitar picks were historical uses.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Fun facts to know and tell: Governor Le Pètomane in Blazing Saddles was named for a late 19th century French flatulist. I’m surprised Stephanie doesn’t have his portrait in a place of honor. He imitated animals and musical instruments with his arsehole.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Maybe, maybe not. The photos were not good for Trump, but the posting is gone, so...
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Good call. Original posting I read is gone.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I like the humor. I don’t like that the humor is real. Has the price of gas made some voters reflect on the importance of the price of eggs?
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Iran is now releasing the Epstein files. Further proof that it would be best if the stupidest person on the face of the earth and the President of the United States should be two different people.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The world is waiting. Hope I didn’t piss off Bull Halsey.
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alan-grant.bsky.social @alan-grant.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Leviticus had a bunch of issues I could never fathom.
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