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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

Keir is a loose end to be cleaned away.

Pince of Wales & family all giving WTF is this shit now vibes.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

#ukpolitrix 🧾 the thread that weaves Keir into the tangled web, is the same thread we can pull to take him out.

Guardian news screenshot of article about cover up in home office.

Prince Andy ugly sweater Christmas meme.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

Cool superpower. I am humbled by your general greatness... My brain doesn't have that upgrade.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

The great apes are sending an orangutan rep to the melee. And now the age old question, who would win in an MMA battle arena fight Elephant Vs Dolphin Vs Horse Vs Orangutan. Conventional wisdom says the elephant, Idk tho...

Most gangsta looking Orangutan you have ever seen.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

The dolphin union rep would like a word...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

Nevermind. I just a random musing from my slightly frazzled mind that the ICC hasn't ruled on the requested warrants... & In light of the deaths this weekend, perhaps formalising the issue would temper the steel of Rome against Bibi's unstable position. And the geo consequences if they don't...

Comic style What & I can't stress this enough The Fuck.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

So if the ICC, ICJ the UN & NATO do sweet FA about the Gaza genocide.. Then green light phase 3 & while the world is watching you in Taiwan, I do some more land grabs, maybe Poland...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

Which could happen before breakfast on Monday morning, nevermind rumours of Rishi deploying the lectern mid afternoon...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 20/04/2024

Your red & fugly looking cock.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

'A significant proportion of defence services.' would be a strong reason to behave in such an aggregious manner, with no explanation... 'cause your Joe is an evil demon man that spent his entire political career building to genocidal acts against a foreign nation is going to need some more evidence.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Elon didn't like that Joe wanted to limit new funding given to Elon's projects, so he could invest in the economy citizens going into the election cycle...

Elon holds samurai sword over the US flag.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

And the crypto wallets he is not declaring...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

So close... You almost got it... Just missing the 'why Bibi would be intentionally trying to destabilise the US'...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Well... Elon is leveraging Bibi against Joe while making eyes at Vlad & Xi... so on balance... Until Elon is broke or dead...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

Real hairline with new face or new hairline with old face & teeth with natural hair colour...

Shutterstock funny nerd guy photo 86266537

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

'But will never resolve the males inability to have multiple orgasms.' Which we can all agree... Is the real issue.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

Are we like 💯% sure that there isn't at least one of them that's a furry...

Me looking to see what version of the apocalypse we are doing today meme.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

And yet...still more progressive than UK politics of late.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 11/04/2024

Double tap... Always double tap. It's especially important when dealing with the undead.

Promo shot for Zombieland:Double Tap.
The welcome sequel to a classic, don't worry, we got this, we trained for this. We did our cardio. Rule 2 Always double tap.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 24/03/2024

#ukpolitrix 🧾 The FAFO factor doesn't change after the summer or after Christmas. I recommend not fucking around, we already asked real nice.

UK Beyhive busy with some stuff right now.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 22/03/2024

Lol. Are they accepting asylum claims...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

Barry said, Rishi said May. Perhaps Rishi could dust off the lectern before thousands of tons of agricultural heavy goods machines land in the capitol...

Arsehole manager meme. text: That would be great.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 15/03/2024

#ukpolitrix 🧾 pardon, madame et monsieur je cherchais les élections générales ? Si vous savez où il est allé, faites-le moi savoir à mes amis...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 15/03/2024

Pretty sure it was the global economic war machine & capitalist systematic enslavement of the masses... Printers, also annoying.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

#ukpolitrix 🧾 please sir, may we have a General Election...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

Just needs a Boots logo & it's a whole other story...

Photo of Boots the chemist store sign. Text:Boots. since 1849.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

Sorry no marching, as you don't have the correct permits for said march. It may be louder than we like & cause a non government narrative disruption. Your comment on the inevitability of reality has been referred to the pre crimes division of the Met for the extremist use of agricultural philosophy.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

Further proof we have entered meta culture war phase, where devoid of any actual culture to consume, they now consume each other... Could go two ways. The doppelganger theory where both are removed from the universe or the symbiotic theory where they merge into a more terrifying new mega bigot...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

Was one of them just a pre-schooler graphic of the UK showing that we are an island & the second a 19th century report on the rum smugglers routes...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

Could save everyone in the UK a lot of time, trouble & culture war bs if we put Rev Richard Coles in charge of the narrative of the Christian country that pledges to the Church of England whose supreme governor & defender of the faith is king big ears... Just saves time & culture war ink...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

The best outcome for everyone caught in the middle is to hush & let them OD on their own insane positions until a GE is a reality...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

I take it nobody corrected him & the speaker just allowed the blatant gaslighting...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

I'm pretty sure that white lady tears & pearl clutching of Hoyle's 'sworreey' isn't a valid defence in the ICJ...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 24/02/2024

All that work & effort striving to move beyond what he once was... And still ultimately the scapegoat.

Photo of a young boy with a guitar crying with emotional pain.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 24/02/2024

Given the shit show he is going to inherit from the current toxic abusive regime, the nation is far more likely to kick off at his slightly different but still toxic regime & that will be his legacy, history will record him as worse than Brexit era Tories, if he doesn't change his play.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Still kinda cool tho... Not as cool as hashtag trending or what 3 words searches obvs... Definitely cool kids stuff...

Photo of the 1985 classic The Breakfast club.

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Are you not at all concerned that you are in fact doing that & don't find that an indication that you are completely misreading the situation, indicating you are about to make a huge statigic error in judgement that has broad implications to the future of the UK...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Lol... Honorable, decent & corruptible by 'undisclosed leverage'... Goldfish...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Sounds great, still waiting on the details of how they ensure parity of representation, else it fast becomes a grey pound group think from time rich, financially independent retirement class...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

I only approve if the motion they want to hide is a full on physical brawl in a locked chamber with no witnesses...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Yes... And you should all stop it immediately. No GE has been called & until that time only the current regime is accountable & being paid to do the job. Hold Tory feet to the fire...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Think you have to acknowledge the damage done to the civil service in the last decade, the talents lost & the motivations of the newbies shipped in by nefarious characters. A small circle is wise, given there is no faith in our security vetting overseen by a guy appointed by a known Nat Sec risk...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

National security with the head of national security appointed by a known national security risk is quite the contradiction...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Pretty much, they are campaigning for the 2029/30 election & will continue the bs throughout the next government, unless the new broom applies justice & prosecutions as a deterrent. There is currently no consequence to their behaviour. Fraud, corruption, insider trading, treason & Democide...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

* round every 5 weeks to check the fire alarms... Nah... That's to change the batteries in the cameras... Just saying...

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Claire @alamode0369.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

Have you considered joining the Greater Irish Isle, it has freedom of movement, human rights & fancy cheeses...

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