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Kurt Hoffman

@alakurt.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.3K following 192 posts

Born in Berlin, raised in Russia, educated at Oxford, played in Paris, ruined in Rome; some of this is true. Life, àla Kurt. The Big Woods of MN

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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
De ma fenêtre, à mon escritoire. This glowed even before sunrise. #feuillesmortes🍁
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dick Fisk, so lean/jock sexy. We lost him too soon to a car crash!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great fun! Unexpected sex is always a treat!😘
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh my! That's a big, um, MUG! ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥😈👅💦
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not a big fan of AI, but, WOWZA! Nice job! ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥😈👅💦
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Full body tongue baths available. Inquire within!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
(D) is the only one that doesn't have that AI look about it.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He was one of my forever favorites. I think he & Mike Betts were a couple. SOOO hot together. I read that we lost Betts to heart trouble; dunno what happened to Wolfmier. Thoughts of them make me tingly.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Loved this! Great fun!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
mm-mm; full body tongue baths available here! ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥😈👅💦
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Another favorite video. I’d bottom for Brad Kalvo ANY day!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A favorite vid. The guy on the right tries, not well, to take a dildo. Happier to top!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Gay 90's in Minneapolis. And you know, I only been there 4 times in 50 years. And in that same period, I've been to gay bars12 times. I prefer bars where yoy can talk & hear conversation. None of these places were.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Nota Bene: I am OLD! Joni Mitchell James Taylor The Roches (4 times) Laurie Anderson (3 times) Bobby Short Barbara Cook (2 times) Jane Olivor (2 times) Chicago (1971) Blood Sweat & Tears (1971) Miles Davis (1971)
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Nice story!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’d vote for him… for ANYTHING!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I have always had a hard-er, WEAK, spot, for Taylor!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We lived in G’ville in the 1980s. 90 minutes to Flagler Beach. Once a month. But better than a week at the therapist’s. 1984, Flagler Beach FL
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I like my coffee like my men: strong & sweet.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
LOVE this vid! 😈❤️🔥❤️‍🔥👅💦 SOOO hot.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Great look!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Retired now, but when I worked I loved my early AM workouts. More energy at work; less snack craving at work. AND buff dad types were an added locker room treat! 😈
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
They Came together.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I am addicted to Connections! Wordle escapes my understanding. But Connections! Wheeee! 😜
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ghosts of Christmases Past. #daytons
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
De mon fenêtre. Uh-oh. 1330hrs CST. It’s sticking to the ground. And drizzle in the air 😱 #snowmageddon2025
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Food is love. Sunday evening meal uses Julia Child’s classic quiche with mushrooms, bacon, & grape tomatoes.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I want the ‘brown’ one. Ripe bananas are FULL of sweet joos! ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥😈👅💦
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s beginning to look… Decorate when the wind don’t bite!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I love making my own meatballs, because I know exactly what’s in them. But I detest making them, because my CDO nature can’t stand that they all are not the same size or shape!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
73 yr old here. In my youth, I was afraid to go 'nekked' in the lockerroom. Afraid I would be judged; afraid I'd get hard at the sight of other guys. Then I realized I was alright (thick 7" down there) & while it was fun to scope others, I never got aroused! Still fun to scope out the meat.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
While we were off cruising, our neighbors, the WhiteTailed Deer, so thoughtfully stripped the leaves from our horseradish stalks. Not pictured here, they also deheaded every chrysanthemum blossom from the plants in our upper garden. I hope they got a gut ache. #pests
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Here in the Big Woods, the seasons are changing. Dark when I arise at 5:45AM. We turn on the lights at supper after 6:00PM. No more trou dropping on the deck; high temps are in the 60'sF now. Ah, well. Great memories.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This autumn red hottie looks so familiar. Got an ID?
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You know, I have never been a pumpkin spice fan. Keep it in the pies! I like my apple cider!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
When I was in high school, I didn't like Frost's work. Then I heard recordings of his readings. Now I am 73. I read him all the time.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Thank you. Wilfred Owen is one of my favorite poets; one of my all time favorite poems is his 'Dulce et Decorum est.' I first read it in 1969. I was a high school senior. It was the Viet Nam War era. In the draft lottery, I was 105. They got up to 85 that years. I read it every 11/11.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Do these stripes make my rod look big? ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥😈👅💦
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Yummmmm!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I'm hungry...❤️🔥❤️‍🔥😈👅💦
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I could never tan nude; I need the affirmation of TAN LINES! ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥😈👅💦
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
#tbt Florida Memories July 1982, Woodland Villas, Gainesville, FL Ah, Youth!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I'm in! Good luck!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
What AI app do you create with? I have tried using ChatGPT, but will not allow me to create 'spicy' images! I use Mac, iPad, iPhone...
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Cherries have been inexpensive this year. And delicious! #cherrycobbler🍒 — at Balsam Hollow.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The peony patch is right below the hook that holds our bird feeder in winter. A sunflower seed must have germinated in the protection of the peonies. The stalk is 4-ft tall; more flowers look to be blooming! #crazyplants
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Can he bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy? 🎶🎶🎶
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
In another life (1982-1987) we lived in Gainesville. I anchored the local breaks of Morning Edition on WUFT-FM; The Husband worked at Holbrook Travel, for Juan & Giovanna Holbrook. The only time I miss it is February through April. Spring in MN is mud, then mosquitoes!
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
False sunflowers, or Heliopsis helianthoides. Happily, perennials. At Balsam Hollow.
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Kurt Hoffman @alakurt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
We live in the Big Woods of northern MN. No quiet mornings here! Crows, jays, & this time of year, songbirds, like noisy robins! Then, we NEVER complain about the loons, nesting across the lake from us.
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