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Akoro After Hours

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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Vulkan spec states: You are a little baby bitch who should be spoon fed raisins until you die (vulkan.lunarg.com/doc/view/1.4...)
vulkan.lunarg.com
Resource Creation :: Vulkan Documentation Project
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Gonna start posting movie stuff here
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - 2026
6/10

Movie honestly wasn't as bad as people are saying. It seems like they took criticisms of the first one really seriously. There's only one licensed music track, a lot of the stank Illumination humor is toned down, and it has the BONES of a good story. The animation is really pretty good, and so is the score. The only problem is the plot. It's like every non-fight scene had a minute or two cut from it. I swear they make references to plot points that are just missing from the final product. Jokes and exposition aren't really set up correctly so the entire thing falls completely flat. Character arcs that were set up never resolve, ESPECIALLY with Bowser. Even the ending is super abrupt and just, like, ends moments after the final fight is over. Nothing learned, nothing gained, nothing lost. They win, go home. I would totally believe this was no fault of Illumination and was a boneheaded move made by a figurehead at one of the three companies involved. "Kids movies need to be short, like their attention spans! The test audience agrees!" Really a shame. All the ideas and scenes seem genuinely great and well thought out. Could've been a solid 9 but is more of a shaky 6. Might slip to a 5. Wasted potential.

PS:
How are you going to claim Charles Martinet as lead would be annoying and then put Donald Glover screeching his baritone throat out for 90 minutes? That Yoshi voice was ASS. Everyone else was mediocre to decent. Except for Charlie Day. He's perfect.

PPS:
I want a Star Fox movie.
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm gonna name a cat "Vulkan validation layer" since they also vomit all over at the slightest incongruity
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Returned it btw and the Sweetwater rep makes it sound like this is normal lol. I got two Focusrites for the same price and they're way more capable, in my opinion.
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The Audient ID48 is a piece of shit, holy fuck
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
2028 will be my year
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I want spicy chicken wings
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
bought 96 gigs of RAM when it was still 300 bucks last March
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
There is a lightbulb in my room that is broken and flickers when I'm not looking, but as soon as I get up to change it, it's perfectly fine and I lose my motivation
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
> Listen to song > "Man, I wonder if I can get a sound like that from one of the synths" > Find the exact same sample as a preset cool
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A google app that can satisfy men's desires!
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Every day, my brain contracts to the size of a walnut and 200 more lines of code appear on my github
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Best one in a long time. Really stepped it up this year.
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Classical albums always have the most baller covers
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I feel bad for anyone that bought a Switch 2 lmao
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
OPAR
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Wake the fuck up, brothers and sisters. It's Apple Cider season in here.
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The most convoluted and ridiculous hash key generation method imaginable and I GUARANTEE it will still somehow generate collisions
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Yeah and whose fault is that, motherfucker
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
More like King Lame-o, ha
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Modern UX devs saving the world by putting yet another subpanel between you and the toggle you want
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Akoro After Hours @akoroafterhours.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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