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AKDftw

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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, he’s not going to do one obviously illegal thing?
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
And it wasn’t in a federal court…
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My only hope left is the slim chance they go to prison for this.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We can do corruption and raise prices at the same time. We’re very good.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
No, the most important aspect of Rudy Giuliani’s life was that scene in the Borat guy film.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Listen, things are expensive, but have you considered how much things would cost if we were attacked by aliens?
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We doing price controls! Here comes the communism!
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Comey-flavored ham in that sandwich.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We started a war and now we tentatively have a concept of a plan to end it.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The government should seize total control of public venues for the purpose of having the press act out a play of obsequiousness to the President. Yeah, no. Just don’t do the event.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A more persuasive argument for violence within the framework of Christianity than JD makes for the Iran war (not that I agree with either).
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Also don’t see how this “we have to keep our precious President and cabinet safe at any cost“ rhetoric appeals to anyone, right or left that doesn’t directly benefit from the improved security (like Fetterman would).
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump was totally oblivious.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
When the MAGAs get their faces eaten and call Fox News to whine about it.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He likes casinos (and runs them into the ground).
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Trump supporting nonprofit Project Veritas hopefully getting real nervous now.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Of course he doesn’t take time off, because he parties on the job.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My “I’m an extraordinarily brilliant person” T-shirt…
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Talking about supersonic commercial flight while airlines are cancelling 1000s of flights due to high fuel prices is wild.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Somebody in that near collision wasn’t wearing Sandra pants.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Paging Project Veritas…
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
More flu infections with worse symptoms are known to greatly improve readiness. Basically fighting the flu is like hand-to-hand combat training in case we ever decide to declare war on a virus-governed nation.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Just sink them.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
IRGC runs bridges and power plants?
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
He’s playing himself every time he opens his mouth.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
He’ll take $5 billion and say he made a great deal for the US taxpayer.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I then we will go full circle and Senate Republicans will say that is an official act, so Trump is immune to impeachment.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We’re about 12 months from them changing to this to “under Trump‘s third term.”
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Quite possible Iran is figuring out it has a path to both deterrence and increased wealth without nukes.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
For example: death.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It would, of course, be extremely funny if this ends with Marines back in Beirut.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Literally never shopped for anything but luxury goods in his entire life.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
He even had close connections to two U.S. Presidents!
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They take internal MAGA threats way more seriously than threats from the “violent left.”
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What policy change did Trump make in regards to Avian Flu, or is this just Biden’s policy response to the outbreak continuing? (Not that I think we should seriously entertain this idea of price of eggs being the only economic indicator we follow.)
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So basically “our taxes are not regressive, so what the fuck are you all complaining about?“
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Logical perspective for a criminal.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Wearing the official American Red Cross Robe and Vestments.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This explains a lot about the cognitive tests that have been administered to Trump by “doctors.”
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Voodoo doctor.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He’s in! He’s running for Pope in ‘28!
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The upside of all of this is my biggest donors are getting even richer.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What if quickly globalize the freedom of navigation problem? Then do we win?
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What if we made the situation with trade through Hormuz even worse? Will we win then?
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So we do this war…forever, a sort of forever war, you might say?
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Holy shit, Trump is actually angling for a permanent toll with the US getting a share.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hmm…Iran has the ability to jam these?
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The only thing they have going for them is a kill switch on the world economy. Losers!
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Having consensual sex with your staff is bad.
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AKDftw @akdftw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It is happening and it is driving up the price of gas very quickly.
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