Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 33mstatic.klipy.comOh Really? Questioning LookALT: Oh Really? Questioning Look 000
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 1hWhy does her face look like the animatronic from the forthcoming Tesla Optimus “humanoid” robot? 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 1hstatic.klipy.comKill Bill: Pai Mei Says 'This is True'ALT: Kill Bill: Pai Mei Says 'This is True' 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 2h“Listen up, Jethro,” my daddy always said, “you stay away from them malls. Those mall elevators ain’t like our safe grain elevators on the farm. You’ll see a cable snap and all them folk crash one story to their fiery deaths before you can say jiminy crickets!” 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 14h“Back on the prairie, they was known as mallevators not only ‘cause you tended to find them at the mall, but because them cables was known to snap, and “mal” connotes ‘bad’. As in “mall”. 1110
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 14h“Because all those payments will come directly to me” 000
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 14hFair point. I remember the tragic period during the presidencies of Bush, Clinton, Bush and Obama, when tens of millions perished during the constant wars among these countries. Thank goodness the very stable genius of this master of quiet diplomacy finally prevailed 140
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 14hstatic.klipy.comDale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)ALT: Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers) 000
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 18hThat a menswear line catering to Americans needs to emphasize these two qualities in particular says a lot about their customers. 0292
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 18hThis adorable instrument for beheading looks like a character from Phineas and Ferb. To make your last moments on earth more entertaining / less terrifying. 071
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 18hI like how they hide images of Axey throughout their clothes, just to remind the peasants subliminally who awaits them if they get outta hand. 040
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 18hWhen we emerge from the Trump Era, these dudes need to be regularly reminded of how often they bent the knee. By President Lina Khan. 0352
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 19hThis is like when the belt don’t match the shoes. Ya gotta go all gold or all clear, bruh. 040
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 21hFunniest timeline would be Russian tanks stalled in the fields, sitting ducks for Ukrainian drones, because Putin sold all his remaining diesel to Trump. 140
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 21hWhich fuel exactly is Russia gonna send us? The fuel its own citizens can’t get? 1120
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 21hWere they wearing their Federalist Society T Shirt and cap while making this assertion, or did they more subtly demonstrate their bona fides by working a reference to the Supreme Court acting as a restraining influence on Trump into their comments? 010
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comAgent Cooper's Iconic Twin Peaks Thumbs UpALT: Agent Cooper's Iconic Twin Peaks Thumbs Up 050
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comOui Ouais: French Man Says Yes MemeALT: Oui Ouais: French Man Says Yes Meme 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comFamily Feud Game Board StrikeALT: Family Feud Game Board Strike 050
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comJabba the Hutt Sleeping - Koryverse KorysverseALT: Jabba the Hutt Sleeping - Koryverse Korysverse 050
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why not do it now when you control the Presidency, both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court? 090
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[flipping to first page…. “And it’s your job to find her!”] 030
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comWar Machine: So He's An IdiotALT: War Machine: So He's An Idiot 030
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Those other parts of the country, I don’t care so much about” 0161
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jay Clayton is a corporate lawyer. He has no expertise in national security or AI. He does, however, by virtue of his position, have the ability to declare that the US has a national security interest in AI when the frontier model producers run out of cash, fail to IPO, & seek a govt bailout. 0123
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How did Jay Clayton become an expert on AI? Someone should ask him to describe the tech and what it does, and to explain what the risks are and how the risks are manageable. 0162
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The electrical systems, however, came in one size fits all… 000
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comKim Jong Un WavingALT: Kim Jong Un Waving 060
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm and / or Benny Hill theme music] 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And very clearly struggles while trying his hardest to perform physical acts which others perform effortlessly. 000
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comStar Trek: Captain Kirk and the TribblesALT: Star Trek: Captain Kirk and the Tribbles 030
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Stewart's 'Mild' X-Men ReactionALT: Patrick Stewart's 'Mild' X-Men Reaction 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comGalactus in Fortnite: Cosmic ThreatALT: Galactus in Fortnite: Cosmic Threat 030
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Miss what, exactly, pray tell?”static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Comic Book Guy DrinkingALT: The Simpsons Comic Book Guy Drinking 000
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In outer space life forms reproduce through telepathic fertilization. 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seems like a perfectly normal thing to do when you’re confident your election will be run fairly 020
Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Perhaps knocked on the head and concussed by the world’s biggest ball of twine (charitable reading) 000
