Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Next on the news, Manchester City clear Manchester City of any wrongdoing" 030
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And when it says he wants it to be 'granted to the federal government', it actually means sold for hundreds of millions of dollars 140
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If they're angry, he's definitely doing the right thing 011
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I doubt 70 up will beat the sight of you trying to munch through 12 massive coffee and walnut cakes 😂 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He looks like Gregg Wallace so that’s disturbing straight away 131
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He needs to look in the mirror - what colour is his face??? 030
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If she doesn’t already, I’m sure she’ll start a company which does in about 5 minutes 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You've had a really tough time lately. Hope you have the support you need. 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So sad. Yes he clearly made mistakes but no-one should be hounded to the point where they can’t carry on. 0200
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Absolutely awful. I hope those who hounded him are proud of themselves 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Absolutely awful. I hope the scum who hounded him are proud of themselves 020
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I've got a suggestion for where their new premises can be - how about 1930s Berlin? 1450
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Yes, let’s do that. I mean France and Spain are currently on fire but what harm can it do 080
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I assume it’s just a massive coincidence that $2.04m is equivalent to £1.5m…. 021
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think I’d rather watch the half-time show again rather than another half an hour of this nonsense 110
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"England will be taking on fluid now". Yes Sam, it's a f#**ing hydration break... 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Following on from my teenage son’s “It’s just a big hole” about the Grand Canyon, the Bayeux Tapestry is apparently “just a big cloth” 020
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"The people versus the establishment". Given he couldn't be more "establishment", let's hope the people win.... 111
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 07/07/2026He's "the most physically attacked politician". Apart from those who were murdered obviously 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We're all Belgian now. I might need to eat several waffles to prove it 070
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I can beat that - we went on honeymoon to Mexico. 3 days in I lost my wife’s wedding ring, then she got food poisoning, then I got food poisoning. Fun times 😂 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Yes, but apart from all that, AI can be trusted completely... 001
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Well the roads were literally on fire in Italy last year so even for Mediterranean countries, heat like this is not 'normal' 0181
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You think that sounds tough, I just had to go downstairs to get a Solero...Seriously though, what he's doing is some feat, he deserves a rest (and a Solero!) 130
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 22/06/2026When the starting gun is fired and he can tear himself away from the mirror where he keeps saying "You're a tiger, raaahh" 010
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I really hope Scotland get to play the Netherlands at some point because that would be a great party 1150
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Aren’t there at least two assaults by the horrible witch in that clip? 100
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Ashour looks assured" says Danny Murphy as I poke my eyes out with a sharp stick #worldcup 030
Alan Kelly @ak865.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Dear me, my leg muscles are burning just reading that last sentence 😂 130
