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🍉FREE PALESTINE!🇵🇸 No, I don’t have pics ‘cos I’m ugly AF. Not good at bios, self-descriptions or living. But got great taste in music. Photographer wannabe, shower singer and lazy baker. Available in 🇬🇧 and 🇮🇹, irony included. 🏳️‍🌈 📸 instagram.com/ajparker87

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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess who had the brilliant idea of updating his R36S console at night and it’s still dragging ROMs back and forth from the backup?
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok, she can climb. Now I’m scared
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guess who couldn’t walk anymore?
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So, first visit to the vet not bad at all. A little fever but, overall, she’s good Now beauty rest ‘cos too many adventures
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Henlö… I’m officially a carpet
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So, yesterday we found a little something on the street. She’s Zelda.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Might be the beers… but I will kill for a warm butthole rn
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That kind of night
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Today’s office
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Heaven. I’m in heaven
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My favourite trio resting after the whole day resting
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Spero vivamente che @prossimicongiunti.bsky.social si stia godendo questa magistrale esibizione della Nostra Santissima Artigiana del Suono su Rai1. Aspetto impaziente gli .exe
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Best part of the last three days. Thanks, A/C
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No, ma st’intervista a ‘sto Chiofalo è quanto di più surreale io abbia mai visto/sentito. Questo è un glitch nel Matrix. #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Cosa sto guardando? Ma forse siamo noi su Scherzi a Parte? #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The only good thing happened today (aside from the lovely 🍑s pics) ✨
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
YAY! I’ve got Pokopia! … but my Switch 2 has been delayed ’cause the seller is a fuckin’ moron!
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I caved. Badly. Ordered a Switch 2. And yes, it’s because of Pokopia.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Wednesday are always so… hard.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Breath
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Qui solo per ricordarvi che gli inglesi, di origine albanese, hanno Dua Lipa. Noi, Ermal Meta. Non devo aggiungere altro. #Sanremo2026
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Guess who lost his mind all because of soft paws and teeny-tiny ears? #WorldCatDay
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’m speechless.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 09/02/2026
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What’s wrong with the guys from Spain? Holy shit, they all look like something coming from Heaven above. Unbelieveable.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
After months of, a night out with friends. Definitely, I drunk too much. But it’s fine.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
In fila alle poste, parte Danse La Vie nelle cuffie. Una grande prova per un uomo cercare di non ballarla
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Finally ready for Stranger Things finale
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Quando provo a ad avere pensieri positivi e credere ci sia una luce in fondo al tunnel. Il mio cervello e la vita:
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Was this G&T well deserved while I cook the entire New Year’s Eve dinner for everyone fuckin’ one? Yes. Definitely yes.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Finally found an Alpha Eevee. Alpha Umbreon coming next!
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Drunk and half high. These toilets pics are becoming a classic
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Ok, just started Stranger Things 5. I couldn’t wait anymore
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ma Alghero che bella è? Impazzisco
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Due giorni in Sardegna. Quantità di acqua bevuta: 4 bicchieri. Birre bevute: 8 litri. Questa terra è magica
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
In piedi da circa 22 ore. La corsa contro il tempo. Il volo cancellato. Il viaggio in bus. Il tempo dimmerda. Questo lunedì mi sta dedicando un epicale best of di sfighe, prcmdnn
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
No fuckin’ way
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
La Fagnani, quando becca ‘ste fighe di legno, diventa assetata di sangue. La amo. #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Manco la differenza tra il tipo di “‘sticazzi”, Colomba’, eddai #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Uhuhuh, lo shade alla Arcuri… #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
La Colombari piacevole, ma così piacevole, che se la becchi per strada cambi regione #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“Sono un po’ stronza!” “Ecco, questo già è meglio” FRANCESCA JE T’AIME #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Dopo la leggerezza della Berti, l’ego della Colombari sembra grande il doppio #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Io alla morte di Ornella Vanoni non ero pronto. Addio, mio Spirito Guida 💔
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Took a shower. Made some tea. Watching GG. Inner peace.
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Grazie Mama, il piantino a fine serata ci voleva #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Già l’amavo… ma Mama che mi cita il Gabibbo come rappresentazione in TV è OLTRE! Brava!! #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
No, il comeback del Berlusca, no! Non sono pronto! #Belve
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Gé @ajparker87.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Morrone, chiaramente, per l’affinità intellettuale #Belve
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