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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦

@ajm55555.bsky.social
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Sr. Software Engineer. Nature. Bonsai. Jhené. Healthy food. Bernie would have been the best President. Inclusion. Equality. Peace as in fight dictators. Free/Libre as in free speech. Author of "Yeah, right. Okay. Whatever!" and "Holy Ravioli!"

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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So climate change is not our biggest problem now, right? Nice. How about we start WW3 before the machines take over just to end it all sooner?
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Will Google follow him?
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's still going with the: "If I repeat a lie enough times, they will believe it".
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So you can call something what you want to avoid taxes?
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If that's even dancing...
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Following the best Chinese traditions.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#VoteBlue
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The latest checks and balances short circuit.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Donald Trump being Donald Trump.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this for real?
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An American-spondored zionist genocide.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The orange president is destroying the country. It will take a long time to go back to sanity.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's probably convinced we cannot tear down everything he builds once sane people are back in power.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sure, like he knows anything about technology.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
... now that the dog has finished barking.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mamdani is a taker of what?
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The intersection of your reasons and his reasons for the war to end is the empty set.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That would have been the first time in his life that he cares about anything that is not making him richer.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look at the zombies in the background.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The remaining MAGA are.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No inflation adjustment?
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can't someone be expelled from a party?
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Super funny joke, sir!
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At this point zombies are more alive than the remaining MAGA people are.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The MAGA braindeads will drink this BS right away because there is no reasoning inside those rotting heads.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The EU is the best thing that happened to Europe since the beginning of time.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Cheater-in-chief is blatantly bribing the electors with an illegal promise he doesn't have the power to fulfill and would send the deficit to stratosferic levels.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What a fraud traitor of a man.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Poor cows, having to live in russia.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nothing like no one doing anything to stop this criminal.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bribing is one thing cheaters do.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The lesbian with-an-immigrant-partner living-in-Switzerland with adopted children leader of a neo-nazi party.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Republicans are staring down a political nightmare: losing the House — and possibly the Senate. Whatever happens in the midterms, one thing is certain: Trump officially becomes a lame duck just 56 days from now. Democrats: organize, volunteer, donate, and vote. Let’s make these 56 days count!
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The level of narcissism in this man is off scale.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another proof the DOJ is covering up a lot of powerful people.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah! All the people murdered by russia can go to hell. We need to go back to bu$ine$$!
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He just throws shit at the wall.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The government and Saudi Arabia can be best buddies but Mayor Mamdani cannot go to the 9/11 ceremony...
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A straitjacket, please. Old style.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's really sick.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/09/2026
Just gonna share this again.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So Moscow started a war to de-nazify Ukraine and at the same is happy a neo-nazi party won a regional election in Germany. Makes sense.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let's see how fast Google acts.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here’s the best shirt for Halloween. 🎃
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He's doing everything he can to lose.
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The orange buffoon doesn't do one thing right.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Andrew Caltroni 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ajm55555.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Do I understand it correctly? Someone on Whatsapp asks me a question. I use AI to get a "useful" response. Because they can't use AI themselves to get it?
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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