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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

watching Ryan Murphy and Ian Brennan try to turn Lizzie Borden into a Feminist Icon (???????)

i do not support all women. some of you bitches are literal axe murderers

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

not NOT the plot of Practical Magic 2

the famous "feeding stray cats to coyotes" tweet but altered so it says: "My neighbor told me the curse keeps eating his love interest so I asked how many love interests he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new love interest afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding love interests to the curse and then his daughter started crying."

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

bah! telluride thread. (the "bah!" is because i'm tired and grumpy, not because telluride sucks. telluride is lovely!)

photo of a Telluride Film Festival festival badge. the background is like, a big metal structure and a house and then a very nice tree-filled mountain and clouds in the background

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

holy shit. I don't follow this guy (Bill Simmons) so I hadn't heard about the Ebert ChatGPT thing previously and this is grotesque???

During episodes of The Rewatchables, Simmons established a new segment in which he uses ChatGPT to produce, in Roger Ebert's voice, a review of a movie that Ebert never got to write about, on account of him being dead.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

sitting at a bar and the woman next to me got extra olives with her martini AND THEN DIDN’T EAT ANY OF THEM, what manner of unhinged behavior is this

an empty martini glass sitting on a bar, with three olives an a skewer on a napkin beside it

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

it's like the bad version of this, for some reason?

a poster for Alien: Covenant that looks like a black stone statue/relief thingy of a writhing mass of Engineers (those giant primordial fuckers) getting attacked by xenomorphs and facehuggers

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i would call The Dog Stars an odd movie that doesn’t work but it’s really more like four different movies, none of which work, and none of which work at all with each other either

A still from The Dog Stars of Jacob Elordi and a dog (a German Shepherd maybe or something similar?) crouching down together in the grass

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

adult content warning?? why??

a screenshot of me appealing the "Sexually Suggestive" label bluesky apparently put on my post about my review of The Wrong Girls. my appeal says, "Everyone in this photo is fully clothed and not doing anything remotely sexual." which is true!!

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

have not read HR books but nevertheless feel confident in saying that casting Justice Smith, for anyone in anything, is always the right choice

Justice Smith in 'The Get Down.' he is wearing a red satin jacket and performing into a microphone with a big ol' smile

Justice Smith in 'I Saw the TV Glow.' he is looking glum and standing in front of a movie screen that says "Thank You for Watching"

Justice Smith in 'Detective Pikachu.' he is staring intently at something off camera. Pikachu is on his shoulder looking TOUGH and SERIOUS! you know, by Pikachu standards!

Justice Smith in 'Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.' he is staring at some kind of amulet in his hand?

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

one thing NWR really understands is that if your jacket is cool enough you can, in fact, make it your entire personality

the poster for Copenhagen Cowboy. a short haired woman is staring at a lit match while wearing a blue tracksuit zipped all the way up so the collar is standing.

a poster for Drive. Ryan Gosling is staring out a window with his back to the camera so we can see his cool white satin jacket with scorpion embroidery

a poster for Her Private Hell. a close up of a man's chest. he is not wearing a shirt but he is wearing a black leather biker jacket with chain mail on the shoulders

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

me rolling up to a completely empty Sunday matinee screening of the new NWR

the sickos meme only the background has been (poorly) edited to be bright blue and purple and pink and the guy now has red eyes and black hands with white sparkles, à la the Leatherman from the movie

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

a Five Star Weekend you say?? he'll be the judge of that

a promo image from the Peacock show Five Star Weekend, showing Gemma Chan, Regina Hall, Jennifer Garner, D'Arcy Carden, and Chloe Sevigny all on the beach.

a promo photo from the Comedy Central show Review, with Andy Daly as Forrest MacNeil holding his finger to his chin with a thoughtful expression.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

please allow me to share with you the most shocking thing I learned from Netflix’s The American Experiment documentary, which is just how much a Revolutionary War epaulet can resemble a dick and balls

a photo of a screen playing Netflix’s The American Experiment. a Revolutionary War soldier has the back of his shoulder angled toward the camera, prominently displaying an embroidered epaulet in gold thread that looks a LOT like a cartoon drawing of male genitals, down to some rather festive fringe hanging off the “balls”

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

nice try with those Jen pap walks Ben but we all know your real summer fling is gonna be with that 48 oz Dunkin iced coffee bucket

A screenshot of a People.com article headlined "Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Spotted in Twinning Blue Looks While Out Together in Los Angeles." the photo shows them walking outside both wearing light blue tops and darker blue jeans. also there is some sort of annoying pop up video in the bottom right corner trying to tell me something about Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley but I do not care about that shit and they cannot make me

a promotional picture showing three 48-oz Dunkin buckets. the middle one is filled with what appears to be coffee with milk. the left one is full of orange liquid like maybe a Sunny D situation? the right one is full of pepto-pink liquid that honestly looks disgusting.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

the disembodied hands of the 2026 Met Gala

Sabine Getty at the Met Gala. She is in a filmy white gown but the torso part is painted (?) to look like a woman's torso, with one hand clutching her right breast and the other clutching her left hip. Sabine has put her own hands over the drawing hands.

Lena Mafouf at the Met Gala. She is wearing a pale blue long ruched skirt on the bottom. On top, instead of a shirt, she has two sculpted metallic hands clutching her breasts as if from behind. She has her own hands just under the fake hands.

Nichapat Suphap at the Met Gala. She is in a black mermaid dress. Several sculpted silver hands protrude from the dress as if grabbing her: one from her left kneecap, one on her right hip, one on each side of her chest. Her own hands are covered by long black sleeve-gloves so you can't really see them.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

happy May the 4th from Finn (left) and Poe (right)

a photo of two cats taken from the perspective of a person sitting in an armchair. the left one is brown and white and looking up from the rug. the right one is orange and white and is propped up with his front paws on the edge of the chair. they are both staring up expectantly because they want treats

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

You cannot be out here describing things as “Gritty” right now unless they actually involve a giant orange abomination (complimentary) spawned from the darkest depths of Philadelphia

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT’S GRITTY COVER OF BILLY IDOL’S LEGENDARY SONG “DANCING WITH MYSELF” IS NOW AVAILABLE ON ALL DIGITAL PLATFORMS

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

ENCOUNTERED A REAL HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY IN THE WILD TODAY (an honest to god Cinemascore survey! my first time ever coming across one!)

My hand holding a green card that is the CinemaScore Audience Reaction Survey

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

just a very threatening aura to my work schedule this week

A screenshot of two dates on a Google calendar. Under March 26 is the entry "Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen." Under March 27 is the entry "They Will Kill You."

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Emerald Fennell adapting Wuthering Heights

the “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” meme

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

i understand this is not the point of the piece but imagine being a child named Brick being born into a world where Anchorman already exists

In 2024, The Athletic reported that Johnson tried to influence team personnel decisions based on what his college-aged son, Brick, told him about various players’ ratings in the Madden video game series. (Yes, his son is named “Brick.”)

a photo of Steve Carell as Brick Tamland in Anchorman. He’s smiling like a dork.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Claudia willing Bridgerton to go full Flowers in the Attic (www.instagram.com/p/DUG8SfqEwg-/ via @erinstrecker.bsky.social)

A captioned screenshot of a Bustle interview with Claudia Jessie (Eloise) and Luke Thompson (Benedict). Claudia reads the question: "What pairing do I ship the most from Bridgerton?" Luke replies: "You're obsessed with us. Which is complicated considering we're playing brother and sister." Claudia responds: "Yeah, but we're not actual brother and sister. Don't worry about it."

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

ok upon closer examination it was Violet who says he looks handsome but LOOK AT THIS FACE. STRAIGHT TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU, YOUNG LADY

A photo of a screen with Bridgerton on it. Violet and Eloise are arm in arm and watching Benedict approach. Violet looks pleasantly surprised but Eloise looks like she's picturing all the things she plans to do to this man (HER BROTHER) on the swing set later that night

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

in awe of the costuming and styling choices in SEND HELP that made Rachel McAdams, a woman who looks like a Disney princess come to life, look genuinely frumpy

A close-up of Rachel McAdams in Send Help. She has an "are you fucking kidding me" frown and is wearing a wrinkled white button-down, a hideous pink sweater, and a big silver chain, with a frizzy ponytail and messily applied red lipstick.

A close-up of Rachel McAdams in Send Help. She is listening to someone talk and looks unhappy with what they are saying. She is wearing brown plastic frames, a dark purple turtleneck, a beige cable-knit shawl cardigan, and a thick silver chain necklace, and her hair is in a frizzy, greasy ponytail.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

that’s just called being alive in 2025, letterboxd

a screenshot from my Letterboxd “2025 in film” page that says my “most watched nanogenre” was “powerful, unsettling, fear”

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

the wikipedia entry for anaconda (the actual animal) has a section on "sexual cannibalism" and I enjoy that the opening line makes it sound like the only reason the rest of us aren't eating our mates is because it's kind of a hassle

Cannibalism is quite easy in anacondas since females are so much larger than males, but sexual cannibalism has only been confirmed in E. murinus. Females gain the direct benefit of a post-copulatory high-protein meal when they consume their mates, along with the indirect benefit of additional resources to use for the formation of offspring; cannibalism in general (outside of the breeding season) has been confirmed in all but E. deschauenseei, although it is likely that it occurs in all Eunectes species.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

shocked and delighted to have won best tv critic at LA Press Club’s National Arts & Entertainment Journalism awards tonight

a screenshot of the LA Press Club (@LAPressClub) account on X (Twitter) that lists “Angie Han” as the winner for the “TV Critic” category

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

i did not technically review Now You See Me Now You Don’t but i do feel i’ve said all i needed to say about it

a screenshot of my letterboxd review of ‘Now You See Me: Now You Don’t,’ which reads “smooth brain cinema at its finest”

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

me marveling at all the elle fannings

A screenshot of Jesse Plemons in Game Night, dressed as a cop and holding a fluffy white dog, saying “How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?”

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

run don’t walk to your local cinema for an absolutely incredible 3-for-2 deal on elle fannings right now

Elle Fanning as Thia in Predator Badlands

Elle Fanning as Tessa, also in Predator Badlands

Elle Fanning (with Stellan Skarsgard) in Sentimental Value

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

i don't think i've ever been Content Moderated by bsky before and it's for this milquest of toasts??

a screenshot of a tweet from myself that reads "game 7 cheney dead mamdani mayor this november has been relentless (complimentary) and we are only 4 days in," with a little box indicating that "1 label has been placed on this content" classifying it as "rude"

A screenshot of Bluesky's explanation of "labels on your content," with the caveat that "you may appeal these labels if you feel they were placed in error" and a button to "appeal." The explanation for "rude" is "rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose" and "source" is listed as "@moderation.bsky.app."

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

until today I did not even know Metacritic had an “overwhelming dislike” score

a screenshot of All’s Fair’s Metacritic score, which is 11, or “overwhelming dislike,” based on 4 reviews. (Mind you, those scores are out of 100.)

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

look at this beautiful face and tell me it doesn't look like it belongs in The Past. tell me it wasn't made for a silly little period mustache. there's a reason he never seems to make it past like the early 1990s

a medium closeup of Anthony Boyle in Apple TV+'s Manhunt. he has a silly little old timey mustache.

a wider shot of Anthony Boyle in Netflix's House of Guinness. (James Norton is visible behind him, also.) Anthony has a silly little old timey mustache.

a medium shot of Anthony Boyle in FX's Say Nothing. he has a silly little old timey mustache, and is holding a cigarette.

a medium shot of Anthony Boyle in Apple TV+'s Masters of the Air. in a shocking plot twist, he does not have a silly little old timey mustache.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

the single best thing I saw at Telluride? sorry to every filmmaker but no one ever stood a chance of beating my beloved gondola

a selfie of a person (me) seated inside an aerial gondola with trees and clouds and mountain behind them

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

“what are you most excited to see at Telluride, angie?”

a screenshot of the Apple weather app forecasting temperatures in the 40s and 50s for Telluride, CO from Thursday thru Sunday.

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

me n my true love at Brain Dead’s Alien marathon yesterday (I did not do the whole thing just Prometheus, Covenant, Alien, and Alien 3, ie all my faves)

me standing in front of a comic book drawing of the xenomorph and staring up toward it adoringly

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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

rewatched Sunset Boulevard (on the big screen!) for the first time in god knows how many years and my biggest takeaway was that I would absolutely let that broke fuckboy screenwriter ruin my life