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AJ Fidalgo

@ajfidalgo.com
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he/him. indie voice actor and *award-winning* audio drama creator. middle-aged hubby & dad. ⚖️🦈. 🇺🇸🇵🇹 NJ/Phila opinions mine, esp. the bad ones. interaction !== endorsement. ajfidalgo.com discord.gg/gM4FwhpPa9 PFP by @juanochoa.bsky.social

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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 28/09/2026
Ah yes, time to dust this off!
Sign says "It's been 0 days since someone invented audio drama"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 13/09/2026
If Lanterns is going to take the "space cops" thing literally, the GL uniform needs to be more functional and assembly line. And since they are protected by their rings (or not at all), sleek padding and armor is pointless. So I present to you... my proposed uniform.
A hastily cobbled-together rendition of a functional Green Lantern Corps uniform. It's a one-piece canvas coverall suit, black all over except for the torso, which is a rich emerald, with the Corps logo front and center. Make the Green Lanterns look like high school janitors, you cowards!!
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 09/09/2026
A mock Dunkin' Donuts splash image, with donuts on it. The text reads, "Fuckin' Go Nuts, Let's Wreck Some Shit"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 04/09/2026
I got my e-ink nametag. I'm ready for NJ Webfest!
An e-ink nametag stating "AJ Fidalgo, voice actor/ensemble, Dream Job, Wizard Scroll", with a QR code pointing to my website.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 12/08/2026
I found the next mic for me to lust after.
Image of an Ear Trumpet Bicycle Gear microphone. The microphone has a large-diaphragm condenser microphone unit spring-suspended in a reclaimed bicycle chain ring. So hot.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 08/08/2026
(jk we love this show at our house)
Mock title page for Bluey, it says "Come on you're grown adults and this is a kids show!"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 07/08/2026
Parody title image in the style of "Now That's What I Call Music". It reads "well, now don't you tell me to smile"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 07/08/2026
Parody title image in the style of "Now That's What I Call Music". It reads "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 07/08/2026
Every time I see one of these my brain goes to self-deprecating potty humor.
Parody title image in the style of "Now That's What I Call Music". It reads "shit, I shouldn't have trusted that fart!"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 01/08/2026
"Honey, did we order more cool books?" "Yeah. Yeah we did." This thing looks gorgeous. And sexy. @evilhat.bsky.social @olddog.games
Someone holds a shrink wrapped copy of Tim Denee's Blades '68.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 30/07/2026
discussing tech support with some AD creator friends and it's wild how often this is the solution to a problem.
a sign says "FOOLPROOF TECH SUPPORT: I BET YOUR MIC IS BACKWARDS!"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 26/07/2026
Poster for Terry Gilliam's 1981 film, Time Bandits. The poster features a drawing, in Terry Gilliam's signature style, of a galley ship atop the head of a man who is submurged in the ocran up to his nose. The sky has a grid overlaid on it in vanishing point perspective, resembling a drop ceiling with intermittent panels missing. Around the bottom half of the poster are headshots of nine actors featured in the movie.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 18/07/2026
Cover of an issue of Superman drawn by John Romita Jr.Screencap from Superman (2025) featuring David Corenswet as superman.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 18/07/2026
Search LG from the start menu, see if they got you. and then...
screenshot from video says "to disable this from happening again, you can change a local group policy setting: gpedit.msc -> Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> System -> Device Installation -> Prevent automatic download of applications associated with metadata". You have to set it to "enabled" and then hit apply. According to the video, it will do the trick.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 14/07/2026
#patreon has forced a merger of regular and creator accounts, something no one asked for. I accidentally made a "creator" account years ago and I thought I had deleted it, but apparently not so. So now I have a public "creator" profile I never wanted. 🤦
A screenshot from my unwanted Patreon "creator" profile, which reads "AJ Fidalgo. I accidentally made a "creator" account many years ago and now I'm apparently stuck with it. DO NOT send me any money. I will reject it."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 07/07/2026
If that's what happens when businesses focus on making people more productive, then what is Meta doing? www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
Screenshot of article, saying: "Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently said in an interview with Complex that if businesses focus on making people more productive at a faster rate than automation, “in theory there should be more jobs in the future, not less.” In May, the company started laying off 8,000 workers, flattening teams."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 25/06/2026
When Nintendo released Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2, the info plate they stamped onto the title art to designate it as "Switch 2 Edition" looks like ass. What up Nintendo?
Image of the box art for the Switch 2 edition of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond.

The art features Samus Aran in her armor, hand out as if grasping. A strange violet energy flows through her visor and hand. You know it's psionic energy because it's violet. Behind Samus, in the faded background, are three dreadlocked Muppet-looking alien statues.

The main title text saying "Metroid Prime 4" is done in the standard Metroid Prime styling, with a thin purple sans-serif font underneath saying "Beyond" to designate this sequel's subtitle.

Under the title text, there is a flat violet rectangle with rounded edges that reads "Nintendo Switch 2 Edition" in white text. The "Nintendo Switch 2 Edition" element vaguely resembles a purple metal plate or sticker, hastily stuck or bolted onto the front of the box as an afterthought. Presumably a Nintendo intern with graphic design as their hobby and a fondness for late-90s-era web design added this element to the title image.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 12/06/2026
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
A photo of a wall decorated with pictures of succulents, and the text "green life", "botany", "a small meat plant", "happiness for you".
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 10/06/2026
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's fucking rough, buddy."
Scene from Avatar the Last Airbender.

Sokka says, "my first girlfriend turned into the moon."

Zuko responds, "that's fucking rough, buddy."

I added the "fucking".
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 09/06/2026
Scooby Doo unmasking meme. Fred pulls the mask off the supernatural bad guy, revealing a mustachioed man. The custom caption reads "It was... late stage capitalism all along!"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 07/06/2026
A mockup of the Laufey game promo art, it says "criticized in bad faith" and "it's that Karen Page game!"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 31/05/2026
I've got a new Linktree banner image. How's it?
White text on a green background reads: "Image removed because linktr.ee decided to f around with gen AI".
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 29/05/2026
Update: I had one. Surprisingly, despite the coloring and "macho" theming, it was not bacon flavored, it was cheesecake flavored. But I guess that fits too? Honestly, too sweet to really taste any flavor nuance.
A donut, red and white, with an image of He-Man on it.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 27/05/2026
Not exactly instilling confidence in this shipment...
A screenshot of a tracking status page, which says "your package is out for delivery today", but under the itemized "show tracking updates" section, a large graphic showing a magnifying glass and a pirate map leading to X, saying "treasure hunt" in large letters, appears.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
A mock Deep Space Nine title card reads "The Federation is a post-scarcity utopia... that still has money, jobs, private property, poverty, and prisons.

Shhhhh, don't think too hard about it."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
A mock Voyager title card reads "D'ya ever think about hologram sentience? Like really sit and think about it? Play it out to its logical conclusions? Yeah us neither."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
Mock TNG title card that reads "The Gang Meets an Alien that Speaks in Memes"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
Mock Voyager title card reads "If you factor in alternate timelines and different species Tom Paris had more kids than any other character on the show..."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
A mock Star Trek Voyager title card reads "We set up a lot of interesting themes in the pilot and then decided 'fuck it' and ignored them the rest of the series"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
A mock Deep Space Nine title card reads "The Ferengi serve as both a Parody of and Apologia for Late-Stage Hyper Capitalism. In this TED talk I will..."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
A mock TNG title card, reads "Jesus Christ it's the Ferengi Get Back in the Ship!"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
A mock title card for Deep Space 9. Title reads "More Klingon Stuff"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
Another fake Next Generation title card. This one reads "A Clumsy Metaphor for Civil Rights".
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 23/05/2026
A mock title card for Star Trek The Next Generation. The title of the fake episode is "Oh Shit, Another Q Episode."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 21/05/2026
They're currently going under the username "meabhdebrun" and have a profile picture that matches your current one on BlueSky. Both of those signifiers, I believe, are relatively easy to change. This could also potentially be a compromised account (password change necessary possibly?)
Screenshot of a Discord account impersonating playwright and actor Méabh de Brún.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 10/05/2026
For @alasdairstuart.com (but really for me). Behold: pork roll, egg, and cheese! Otherwise known as the Jersey Breakfast!
Half of a pork roll, egg, and cheese sandwich on a hollowed out everything bagel. In the foreground, slightly out of focus, is part of the other half of the sandwich. Everything sits on a foil wrapper.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 06/05/2026
A Toy Story parody poster that reads "John Wick Chapter Three"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 05/05/2026
A parody of the Seinfeld logo, that reads "My Dinner with Andre"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 05/05/2026
A mock Burger King ad, featuring a tasty-looking hamburger held but two hands. The Burger King logo says "OH SHIT", and the tag line next to it says "Now I want a hamburger. Not from Burger King, but from somewhere actually good."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 05/05/2026
A mock Burger King ad, featuring a tasty-looking hamburger held but two hands. The Burger King logo says "Why the fuck", and the tag line next to it says "is it never as good as the ads make it look?"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 24/04/2026
The offending new setting in question.
A screencap of a setting in Google's Partner Settings, called "Help advertisers select ads for you". Below that is an overly favorable description and an on-off toggle. Turn this shit off.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 05/04/2026
In case you're wondering how alternative search engines compare to the Big One, this is DuckDuckGo.
A screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search result for the prompt "can I say d&d in my book". The three results shown are, "Pee On Me: My First Golden Shower," "Official King James Bible Online," and "Repo Cars for Sale Near Me".
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 24/03/2026
"Oops."
An image of Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, looking like he shit his pants and hopes no one notices.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 24/03/2026
Bye Felicia!
Sora tweet: "We're saying goodbye to the Sora app. To everyone who created with Sora, shared it, and built community around it: thank you. What you made with Sora mattered, and we know this news is disappointing."
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 20/03/2026
Damn
A parody Dune poster, depicting Paul and Chani against an orange background, reads, "damn, I think this shit just kicked in"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 20/03/2026
There's something wrong with me.
A parody Dune poster, depicting Paul and Chani against an orange background, reads, "who farted? was it you?"A parody Dune poster, depicting a close up sandworm, reads, "wyrm farts, they smell like syrup"A parody Dune poster, depicting Paul and Chani against an orange background, reads, "sand, really gets in your cracks man!"
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 17/03/2026
Obligatory "DLSS 5 on" joke:
Mayor Winddancer from Zootopia 2 sits on a couch and thinks.
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 09/03/2026
Thank you for the opportunity to dust this off. I made this. Feel free, anyone.
A sign says "it's been 0 days since someone invented audio drama".
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 08/03/2026
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
Acid Burns in Hackers
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 07/02/2026
Does this help? images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5...
Image of Lake Hitchcock with modern locations for reference.
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