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Ailsean

@ailsean.bsky.social
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Wookiee guitar dad guy. LONELYROLLINGSTARS. The Smash Brothers. The Grammar Club. Bad Dudes (OneUp Studios)

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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Every night at midnight, the legally-distinct-from-the-Death-Star space orb explodes?
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"I guess we didn't put the melody in. But melody is... whatever." - @mustin.bsky.social
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yar! At #VGMCon Hit me up to kwak about guitars and stuff.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
three spaces walk into a bar. it is a space bar.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I'd say we deserve better, but guitar players are the sort who will literally wire an arcade button ahead of the output jack and use it as a kill switch like we were throwing a light switch rave.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This is a good read. Adding on, a basic mute button is the analog-world version of turning off "edit at zero crossings" and cutting off clips mid-content without fading them. It seems like tuners usually do something to mitigate the abrupt transition. A lot of pedals just... don't.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Your calculator lacks imaginary.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Arnold Rimmer did not die for your sins only to be disrespected like this.
Screenshot of https://mealsmade.net/how-to-heat-up-gazpacho/ an article titled "How to heat up gazpacho: the ultimate guide to achieving piping hot perfection." Gazpacho, the refreshing cold soup synonymous with Spanish summers, can be enjoyed year round with a simple twist: heating it up. While the traditional chilled form is undoubtedly delightful, a warm gazpacho offers a comforting and savory alternative, perfect for chilly evenings or as a hearty lunch on a brisk day.
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Matthew S. Armstrong @matthewart.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“I’m going on an adventure!!!” #matthewart #thehobbit
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Gandalf filter.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
No, see. It's REMARKABLY CONSISTENT. That's why the exception is so weird. Because the consistency is weird.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Why doesn't contact follow the weird emphasis rule like other words? Like something can get smaller and contract, or you can sign a contract. Or you get a permit to show some authority permits you to do something. But you can totally contact a contact.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It may be a roguelike, though.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The NYT Crossword is not a Metroidvania.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What know ye of the Night Yorb?
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Make a star out of it when you're done?
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The BOC + Pokemon mashup we didn't know we needed.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
VGMCon was a great time as usual.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I also brought some more flavorful sauces with me this year, not just painful ones.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If you put Da Bomb hot sauce on an Altoid, the intense mint and spice cancel each other out nearly completely. It's quite pleasant.
A flowery decorated paper plate with two peppermints positioned to look like eyes beneath flowery hair. Generic branding text forms a smile below them. The mints have dollops of an angry, viscous red hot sauce made to look like pupils.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Sitting in an empty hotel lobby drinking free coffee and The Girl from Ipanema is playing over the sound system. Surreal.
Brick wall in a hotel atrium with a banner giving directions to VGMCon badge pickup
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Related, you ever get Bob-omb Battlefield stuck in your head for like, a decade at a time?
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Wait... Are they ASKING who watches over the canary? I always heard it as them describing a canary who watches over them! Who is doing the watching and who is the watched? I -HAVE- a blue canary night light, and I assumed it was watching over me. Was I meant to be watching over it!?
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Wild. Related, The number of times I've had to fill in what appears to be a New Patient Intake form is... well, it's not every appointment, but it's weird that it's SIGNIFICANTLY more than one, right? Like, I've been with them 20 years at this point. I'm not running off. Please do not delet
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Do people frequently no-show for dental appointments? I've got a cleaning scheduled today, and in the past few days I got 4 emails and 3 texts of varying levels of desperation basically begging me to remember to show up or call if I have to cancel. I replied to the first one. Is this a real issue?
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You teach me and I'll teach you ... ... ... SAX O PHOOOONE
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I learned to play The sax-o-phone Like no one ever was
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Mashup you never wanted: Deacon Blues and Pokemon.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I guess I should say it's not her first time being an art vendor, just the first time at MAG lol
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hey MAGFest friends, I won't be there this year, but one of my coworkers is going and doing the art vendor thing for the first time. She makes rad stuff you should check out. bsky.app/profile/tabr...
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Popcorn chicken in a waffle cone.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
NO U!
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Usually it's a Smash Brothers concert and I haven't learned any of the music. Then there's the travel dreams. There's a specific gas station in dream-Virginia that always pops up. I kind of wish it were also in real-Virginia, because it has even better gas station snacks.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Was hoping for rascally, but I guess that's just regular cat behavior.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Why are coffee carafes so physics-defyingly bad? Just... They have one thing to do. Why are they like that?
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Happy 25th anniversary to @ocremix.org ! Site founder DJ Pretzel uploaded the very first track—"Legacy" (Phantasy Star III)—on December 11, 1999: ocremix.org/info/Site_Hi...
an image of the site's early design. Yes, that's Comic Sans on the left.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Pet peeve - devices with inscrutable sleep timers. If I leave the room to grab coffee and a snack, this game controller may power down on me if I'm too slow. Meanwhile, I just had a shower and toothbrushing and morning routine, and the dumb thing stayed on the whole time and is crying low battery.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
How do you dry off with a towel? Seems like one of those things where half of people do it in a way the other half will find shocking and nonsensical. Is there a "best" way? Does the US military have a field manual about it? I'll bet if anyone's done research, that's where to find it
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Some places may also give options like 1-5 stars, but then treat it as pass/fail for anything other than the highest score, so it's best not to waffle. BIG REWARD is the move.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'm not particularly strong or athletic, but I put my socks on standing up. Someday I may fall over, but not today.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Also, I like that you can set a time range. So next time some Animal Crossing nonsense happens, I can mute the word "turnip" for a month or so until it blows over.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
bolth. with a capital olth.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
You can go to bsky.app/moderation and click "Muted Words & Tags" and then type "twitter" into the little box and click the "Add +" button. As a treat. Like, if you're tired of hearing about twitter or something.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
when you hear a song with the word "hero" in it you should just assume the singer was thinking of a sandwich
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Picked up the grocery order for the week, so now I can enjoy 7-10 minutes of good brain chemicals before the ever present nagging "you should be accomplishing something" feeling returns.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This wouldn't be weird at all if it weren't sliced. Melt it back together and go back in for another bite. Or do whatever. It's your cheese.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to those who celebrate!
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I just got a bit of popcorn kernel stuck in my gums. I located it with my tongue, then put my finger DIRECTLY on it, in the exact spot my tongue was telling me to go. Got the kernel out first try. So yeah, I guess I have super powers now.
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Two is one of my favorite pieces of music ever. Same energy as the back half of Dancing Mad Tier IV. One is up there as well for completely different reasons.
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Heart of Sawdust
Tracklist: One [4:43] Two [5:22] Three [6:43] Four [4:00] Five [5:39] Six [3:21] Download: FLAC (zipped) – 229 MB MP3 (zipped) – 65 MB Artwork: Youtube: Buy The CD: Amazon Wrecked Distr…
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Ailsean @ailsean.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
When's the last time you thought about Variflex?
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