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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Really do think you’d be smart to start your Christmas shopping right about now. Rly am sure the deals will only go down from here.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok guys bare in mind I’m only 22 for this next one guys, young guy comin at you with some context on this one but anyways, does anyone have any good lifestyles that they’ve been up to? Looking at expanding in that way perhaps

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Read all capital letters and check the character count. Art isn’t dead yet in 2026.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

To the ladies (and gays, I guess): for Christmas, us guys are all currently waiting for each other to get back into Fall Guys. Buy your special boy whatever console he prefers to play Fall Guys on, and I promise, you’ll have a happy holiday.🥹

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Just watched Benjamin Button and thought about my body for the first time in a decade

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It’s 2026 and goth baddies are still choosing jocks like Drake over nerds like Skyler Gisondo (my celebrity crush/lookalike)

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m gonna be a ball breaking bitch in my hundreds

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’m a single issue voter for homeschooling. And fuck off if you think your gonna get me to say for or against.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Don’t blame me, I voted for the coconut lady

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This country has rly lost guys who basically flunked out of college because they got too obsessed with the 2024 election

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Think I was actually Not There when I posted this

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Fuck all of you (regarding Simpsons) who were ever mean to Homer. He was and will continue to be a good man. His heart, and I know this in my heart, his heart is good.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Thats it. im skipping my birthday next year.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Weird but true: it’s not actually August yet

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Guess what former president my popsicle be reminding me of rn… 🍊😂🔥

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I got a cousin with a marshmallow allergy

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Lacy moving like prime Darth FDR

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Everything in life is about sex. Except sex, which is about Covid.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Art needs to become more contemporary

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I have a problem with the current rhetoric.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Don’t want to be controversial, but that Charlie Kirk shit that happened was crazy.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Is it possible to become certified in Seattle Washington or am I just like shot

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

When bro is from the bae area>>>>>>

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Fuck all this explosion shit I’m done with loudness as a concept

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Something abt BlueSky just makes me so f*cking meta☠️☠️☠️☠️

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I keep thinking about summer as this weather stays so damn up… contemplating some beauty and some simmering classic heat elements… staying cool and hydrated though y’all, that’s a big thing this year. El Niño no joke. But yeah, let’s get after it this summer ‘26💪💪💪

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Let the BlueSky likes roll in y’all I got rent to pay

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Nah the way I’ve been such a fun little guy lately… I ☠️☠️

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Just good as wet my pants at work

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I can’t get enough of this damn app and my community🩵

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ufghhh I’m So not looking forward to the discourse surrounding the rapid weight fluctuations of Gay Brothers 2 co-writer co-director co-producer co-brother Aiden Houlette😒😒

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Like yeah I got debts I got court dates I’m working through intimacy issues and anger problems but at the end of the day I’m a mothafuckin 90s kid so why you even tryin to hold a light up 2 me

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

If I joined the marines the world would say “we lost a very pure soul today”, they would say

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I’m thinking of becoming a rich kid

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Cocks on boner mode and bungholes should all be illegal

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Two sentence horrer story: There had been one man in history to wake up to the scariest day in history. One man, that is, until today.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Total eclipse of the Heart✨🫧

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I’m sorry about all the genitalia joke this month. I’ve just been stuck between a cock and a fart place!

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

GROGU shoves his Weiner in his vagina on the new Star Wars film

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Do you think Paul McCartney was like Hey Whyd You Do That after John Lennon would do one of his stupid things he did

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I gotta make less penis jokes and more vagina jokes next month

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Homer a real eater and you can tell this from Marge’s tall blue hair always being happy and him always searching for replacement eatables in donut and burger form

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Maturing is realizing that Homer is wonderful to Bart and Lisa for them

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Close your eyes. Imagine Homer is in fact the older brother to Bart and Lisa. Still believe he is a detrimental family member to them?

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

So if theirs baby blue that means… blue… My man😂🤝

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I’m gonna stop being ironic when Covid is over

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Just got out of an early screening for The Mandolorian picture, and have to admit that I’m sufficiently whelmed. Grogu (yes, he has a name other than “baby Yoda”) is an obvious bright spot in an otherwise forgettable journey. And, still no Doomsday trailer. 😒

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