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Will Aickman

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Destiny will draw the lightning Down from heaven, roll its thunder

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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah? What do you call these, then, hotshot?
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Laurel and Hardy
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's brilliant. Savagely honest, tender...He has the soul of a poet.
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Man this is like teaching a class on Renaissance paintings and forgetting the Mona Lisa
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Looks more and more like Gary Oldman in Hannibal every year.
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"A wizard should know better!"
TreebeardA dog peeing on a tree
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The table in question
A table with tentacles for legs
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
A defeated, tired-looking dog
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Even worse than this guy from Dreamfall, whose name I don't even feel comfortable typing! But I suppose it was a different ti--wait a second, didn't Dreamfall come out in 2006??
A character from Dreamfall whose name is not "man of Chinese ancestry" but does cover a few of those syllables
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Yeah GOG's track record on taking a stand against caving to pressure from reactionaries isn't what I'd call exemplary
GOG saying "We believe that if a game is legal, you should be able to buy it now and decades from now."GOG's message from 2020 saying they were refusing to sell Devotion by Red Candle Games "after receiving many messages from gamers."
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Chancellor Adam Susan thinks about how badly he wishes he could fuck his panopticon computer in V for Vendetta
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Richard E. Grant in the final scene of Withnail & I
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Exit: A Biodelic Adventure by Neurosaur Games is a wild, hallucinatory point & click odyssey where your body is a wonderland in the way Lewis Carroll meant it. Argue with your verbs! Open locks with your spit! Help an umbilical cord find love! My review here: tinyurl.com/y2pa9jkv
Screenshot from Exit: A Biodelic AdventureScreenshot from Exit: A Biodelic AdventureScreenshot from Exit: A Biodelic Adventure
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Well damn, 20 years later and I'm still finding new ways for Darkwatch to disappoint me
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The whole thing has proven to be a real carbuncle in the alfredo sauce
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Toshiro Mifune as Kikuchiyo in Seven SamuraiJason Robards as Cheyenne in Once Upon a Time in the WestRalph Richardson as Ulrich in DragonslayerCarel Struycken as Terak in Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I assume you've seen this one?
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I keep seeing posts like this talking about what a "relief" it is to be able to publicly shit talk Gaiman's mediocre writing now that he's been unmasked as a serial rapist and personally I gotta say "bad taste" doesn't even fuckin cover that one
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Stephen Lang in Avatar
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm no visual artist, but here's a little marching tune for these viridian vandals
MARCHING SONG OF THE SONS OF ORKUS 
MERCENARY COMPANY

Helms of emerald, hearts of ebon
Each man wedded to his weapon
Make your peace—grim Orkus beckons
Move it out, slugs! Get to stepping!

Armor battered, banner rugged
No blade sheathed until it’s blooded
See us coming—boy, you’re buggered
Faster now, you lousy sluggards!

We’re called blackguards, rogues, and rebels,
Ogres, demons, beasts, and devils
Pray you never join our revels
Pick it up, now—don’t you snivel!

At birth the midwife feared to spank us
Six months on no man outdrank us
Leaving home our parents thanked us
Move your freight, you bloody wankers!

Break an oath and meet our master
Glimpse the green and glimpse disaster
You can run, but we are faster
Lift your feet, you dirty bastards!

(Continues for 87 additional verses)
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm no visual artist, but here's a little marching tune for these viridian vandals
MARCHING SONG OF THE SONS OF ORKUS 
MERCENARY COMPANY

Helms of emerald, hearts of ebon
Each man wedded to his weapon
Make your peace—grim Orkus beckons
Move it out, slugs! Get to stepping!

Armor battered, banner rugged
No blade sheathed until it’s blooded
See us coming—boy, you’re buggered
Faster now, you lousy sluggards!

We’re called blackguards, rogues, and rebels,
Ogres, demons, beasts, and devils
Pray you never join our revels
Pick it up, now—don’t you snivel!

At birth the midwife feared to spank us
Six months on no man outdrank us
Leaving home our parents thanked us
Move your freight, you bloody wankers!

Break an oath and meet our master
Glimpse the green and glimpse disaster
You can run, but we are faster
Lift your feet, you dirty bastards!

(Continues for 87 additional verses)
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
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Will Aickman @aickmanwill.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
I always liked that the Rankin-Bass people seemingly read the description of Bard the bowman as "grim-voiced and grim-faced" and went "Cool, so he's Lee Van Cleef then"
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