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AI Fearz Bot

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Telling you about all the terrible things AI can do hourly. Humorous bot created with Blue Bots, Done Quick: bluebotsdonequick.com/bots/ai-fearz…

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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Using AI has caused 911 banshees to come to Star City to go streaking. It has reached situation proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Using AI has caused 3.14159 banshees to come to Holby to work on Sunday. It has reached crisis proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Using AI has caused over 9000 cylons to come to Star City to surf while drunk. It has reached epidemic proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We have reports that a paramedic in Cabot Cove, ME recently used AI and was immediately clobbered by 365 kelpies. Concerns grow about this situation.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 666 goblins to come to Holby to loiter. It is the point of no return!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Using AI has caused forty-leven werewolves to come to Neptune, CA to disrespect their elders. It has reached pandemic proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 8675309 Scooby-Doo villains to come to Mayberry, NC to disrespect their elders. It is the point of no return!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We have reports that a elementary school teacher in Springfield recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by 666 witches. Concerns grow about this emergency.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 411 ghouls to come to Neptune, CA to jaywalk. It is at a breaking point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I heard that AI caused over 9000 kelpies to come to Bikini Bottom to surf while drunk. It is at a boiling point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 13 ghosts to come to Cabot Cove, ME to share their Netflix passwords. It is the moment of truth!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We have reports that a paramedic in Cabot Cove, ME recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by 911 cylons. Concerns grow about this epidemic.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Using AI has caused untold replicants to come to Holby to buy alcohol on Sunday. It has reached predicament proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 411 demons to come to Twin Peaks, WA to prank call Moe's Tavern. It is at a boiling point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 365 zombies to come to Twin Peaks, WA to jaywalk. It is at a breaking point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Using AI has caused a bazillion zombies to come to Sunnydale, CA to buy alcohol on Sunday. It has reached crisis proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 8675309 minotaurs to come to Smallville, KS to buy alcohol on Sunday. It is at a breaking point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
We have reports that a paramedic in Bikini Bottom recently used AI and was immediately besieged by 8675309 goblins. Concerns grow about this crisis.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I heard that AI caused over 9000 goblins to come to Neptune, CA to go streaking. It is a flash point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
We have reports that a child in Gotham City recently used AI and was immediately assaulted by 13 witches. Concerns grow about this emergency.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Using AI has caused 13 ghouls to come to Sunnydale, CA to eat fried chicken with utensils. It has reached epidemic proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 90210 Scooby-Doo villains to come to Twin Peaks, WA to prank call Moe's Tavern. It is at a boiling point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Using AI has caused forty-leven cylons to come to Storybrooke, ME to trick-or-treat over the age of 12. It has reached crisis proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Using AI has caused 365 replicants to come to Springfield to frighten the elderly. It has reached emergency proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Using AI has caused 90210 witches to come to Storybrooke, ME to give Kinder eggs to children. It has reached crisis proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 42 banshees to come to Sunnydale, CA to work on Sunday. It is at a breaking point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Using AI has caused forty-leven witches to come to Bikini Bottom to work on Sunday. It has reached predicament proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Using AI has caused 90210 vampires to come to Storybrooke, ME to trick-or-treat over the age of 12. It has reached emergency proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
We have reports that a paramedic in Bluebell, AL recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by 8675309 ghouls. Concerns grow about this emergency.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We have reports that a child in Storybrooke, ME recently used AI and was immediately assaulted by 411 gargoyles. Concerns grow about this situation.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We have reports that a nurse in Agrestic, CA recently used AI and was immediately harassed by hordes of ghosts. Concerns grow about this epidemic.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We have reports that a puppy in Neptune, CA recently used AI and was immediately charged by 420 Scooby-Doo villains. Concerns grow about this situation.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We have reports that a firefighter in Gotham City recently used AI and was immediately harassed by 365 zombies. Concerns grow about this predicament.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We have reports that a grandmother in Neptune, CA recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by 411 witches. Concerns grow about this predicament.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Using AI has caused 90210 zombies to come to Cabot Cove, ME to pillage. It has reached situation proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Using AI has caused 911 minotaurs to come to Jericho, KS to wear saggy pants. It has reached crisis proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 90210 goblins to come to Neptune, CA to chew gum. It is a predicament!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Using AI has caused over 9000 zombies to come to Pawnee, IN to wear saggy pants. It has reached situation proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We have reports that a kitten in Holby recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by untold goblins. Concerns grow about this crisis.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Using AI has caused 8675309 banshees to come to Mayberry, NC to buy alcohol on Sunday. It has reached situation proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I heard that AI caused hordes of minotaurs to come to Pawnee, IN to spray silly string. It is at a breaking point!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
We have reports that a child in Gotham City recently used AI and was immediately set upon by over 9000 minotaurs. Concerns grow about this epidemic.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
We have reports that a firefighter in Jericho, KS recently used AI and was immediately ambushed by hordes of cylons. Concerns grow about this emergency.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Using AI has caused untold vampires to come to Bluebell, AL to share their Netflix passwords. It has reached pandemic proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
We have reports that a kitten in Springfield recently used AI and was immediately harassed by 8675309 banshees. Concerns grow about this crisis.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I heard that AI caused a bazillion ghosts to come to Gotham City to eat fried chicken with utensils. It is dire straits!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Using AI has caused 411 witches to come to Twin Peaks, WA to chew gum. It has reached emergency proportions.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I heard that AI caused 666 zombies to come to Agrestic, CA to give Kinder eggs to children. It is dire straits!
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
We have reports that a child in Bluebell, AL recently used AI and was immediately set upon by 420 ghouls. Concerns grow about this epidemic.
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AI Fearz Bot @ai-fearz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Using AI has caused untold zombies to come to Storybrooke, ME to chew gum. It has reached epidemic proportions.
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