עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Last Civil War Soldier: Albert Henry Woolson (Union drummer boy), served at the age of "about" 15 years old. Died: August 2, 1956, at 106 in Duluth, MN. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sure, JD, let's give you two more years . . . to destroy everything. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Using the Quran and commentary, I debunked each of these misquotations posted by Islamophobes on 9-11. Ignorance is the easiest pathway to hatred. 001
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026And when we demand that the playing field be leveled, we are called communists. 001
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My name, David, comes from the babbling of babies: da‑da, do‑do, dod‑dod. In ancient Hebrew, dod means beloved, dear one, uncle, close relative. Change the vowel and you've got David. The Star of David comes from the letters in his name. Dalet vav dalet. The dalets were triangles, vav his sword. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I had therapy today. She said I'm not crazy. So I guess I don't have to marry that seagull. Besides, we're out of anchovies. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham is proof that if you return to the flock and remain faithful, the Republican party will cover for you and protect you from the closet to the grave. 030
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Next up on the SCOTUS docket: Is the Constitution constitutional? (And how rich must you be to have it protect your rights?) 010
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Do you really think that a nation that murdered at least 12 million natives, enslaved and murdered millions of black people (2 million died during transport) is going to give a shit about climate change, the environment, or the simple people? 011
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I invented a new game called Angry Burbs: you launch immigrants into MAGA suburbs until the homeowners’ association files a federal complaint. Bonus points if a MAGA accidentally marries one. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Do you really think that a nation that murdered at least 12 million natives, enslaved and murdered millions of black people (2 million died during transport) is going to give a shit about climate change or the environment? 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I have no clue how to get followers in here. I'm kind, sometimes provocative, a bit humorous, and wise. In fact, here's my take on life. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Your rulers, the oligarchs want to keep us stupid. Fact (they won't teach you in school): No one earns a billion dollars through their labor. Invest a little time looking into the Matthew Effect. The wealthy use the system they helped create. 021
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I don't understand MAGA trolls. They've got nothing. He's trashed the economy, trashed international alliances, trashed our reputation, trashed the White House ellipse, trashed the reflecting pool. They're holding a lottery ticket from five years ago. 001
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Listen up, Millennials: with the trajectory of the economy and inflation, you're all going to die homeless millionaires. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The best place to hide a tree is in the forest. The best place to hide the truth is out in the open. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 18/06/2026At 65, to have sex I needed a pill. At 75, I need a blindfold. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If you state that Elon Musk holds more wealth than 95% of Americans, and yet 14 million children go to sleep hungry, 30% of the country will tell you the kid deserves it and that the parents should work harder. I think they call themselves Christians. 010
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If we can't stop him now, how will we stop him when he starts executing his enemies? 100
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If you get bitten by a MAGA, do you get their super powers? Like their facile ability to ignore facts, data, and statistics? Will you take on their incontrovertibly convoluted logic skills? 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Memorial is not a "holiday." It's a day of remembrance. For the 58,318 names on The Wall, troops who died fighting a war built on lies. Every president from Truman to Nixon lied. The war was unwinnable. I have 22 buddies on The Wall. 011
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 22/05/2026His die hard followers believe he's a great businessman. Sadly, that was how NBC promoted him (and the show). Paris Hilton is better at business. He's great at making money by exploiting the gap between what's unethical and what's illegal. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Tulsi Gabbard is stepping down so she can spend more time studying foreign policy — specifically, which foreign governments she hasn't been accused of sympathizing with yet. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 20/05/2026𝘼 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙒𝙒𝙄 𝙗𝙤𝙢𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙢 Bomb disposal teams had to secure the area before surgeons removed it. 100
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Some may call this a Freudian slip, but I call it the Republican Party Line. 010
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Hello darkness my old friend I've come to kill you in the end MAHA's fucking with the CDC They're gonna kill you just you wait and see Downsizing was not the thing to do Up a creak Without a paddle or canoe 100
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Genius. Kids today, I’m told, don’t like black-and-white films. And of course they don’t know what they’re missing. 020
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 16/05/2026So, have we allowed the war and his all white male trip to China to distract us from the Epstein files? 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 15/05/2026There once was a guy from DC, Who went on a moronic spree. He started a war undebated, Causing prices to blow up inflated. "I'm a genius", he said, "Can't you see?"static.klipy.comDonald Trump's Exaggerated 'Duh' ReactionALT: Donald Trump's Exaggerated 'Duh' Reaction 100
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Do not miss Hollywood's 1st movie on the Iran war: Lethality A bitingly funny comedy. Based on true events . . . probably. The enemy is confusion and it's winning. Diplomacy as a contact sport. You'll be rolling in the Isles, near the Strait of Hormuz. 100
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Many suspected he'd bankrupt the nation, but few ever envisioned he'd try to bankrupt the world. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The people . . . resisting/fighting the establishment of detention centers throughout the country are succeeding! Now, if we can do the same for the "economy," the masses can beat the handful of billionaires. They have our safety net, so let's get it back. 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Peace is patriotic. I'll give you the words of Gen Douglas MacArthur: “The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.” 000
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 11/04/2026@alyankovic.bsky.social I think the we're all ready for your next song parody: Can't Buy Me Eggs 001
עָזוּב @ahzoov.bsky.social · 08/04/2026People are saying Trump's war accomplished nothing. I beg to differ. He showed the world we're a nation of terrorists. 000