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Elizabeth Rogers

@ahumorlessfem.bsky.social
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A humorless feminist. I have no sense of humor, none. Contact: humorlessrants@gmail.com

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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 19h
I do like that last bit.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I tell clients that the dirty secret of the judiciary is that most of them tend to measure against themselves what they are deciding for others. Hence why some employment law decisions are so shit.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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I'M Dead
Alt: I'M Dead
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Frank Moraes @franklycurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is so insightful. It drove me crazy that the press pushed a doomer narrative during Biden's term. But it is so much worse now that they are equating Trump's statements and economy to Biden's. The economy was getting better under Biden, it's getting worse under Trump. Trump is just lying.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's why that asshole Sinema won AZ.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he flopped over on the table, the media's heroic attempt to pretend it never happened will be stunning.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#teampunchafascist Because fuck these guys and the slime they rode in on.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Area Man Surprised Results He Wanted Occurred.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cheerios. That I eat for breakfast every day again. 🤨🤨🤨
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Bo French, among others, shows there is zero offensive behavior that will cause elected Republicans to stop supporting another Republican running for office. Nothing matters to them but power. Not rape. Not racism. Not beating children. Next up, not murder.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No Mike, that's YOUR religion.
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Frank Moraes @franklycurious.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Frank Conniff is 70 years old today. That means he was born 30 August 1956. So we are going to watch one of his favorite films, "The Night of the Hunter." psychotronicreview.com/anniversarie...
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30 August: Frank Conniff - Psychotronic Review
30 August psychotronic anniversaries. Frank Conniff was born in 1956. He is known for his nerdy work on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sadly, I have been expecting this for a while now. Since his severe stroke.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't know about you, but I feel blessed I got to grow up in a country with Dolly Parton and Mr. Rogers.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh this hurts.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are all now this guy:
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Keanu Reeves as John Wick
Alt: Keanu Reeves as John Wick
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Things my jock of a boyfriend asks me, the nerd: "In the purge, can someone hire a person to guard a bank and still have to pay them?" "Yes. Even if the contractee kills the contractor before the purge ends. The estate can collect. It's civil, not criminal, law."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The pollsters aren't effectively capturing what we voters feel. We are extremely angry. We are not irrational in our angry.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's like us saying we won't execute someone so extradite, please.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🤔🤔🤔
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No. No he does not.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The boyfriend is in the national guard. He's expecting a deployment in a couple of months. We both think it's stupid. Does give me a place to stay in DC, though.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah. Math sucks.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who?!
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Byeeeeee drunkirro
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey dipshits, you COULD CONVICT HIM AFTER AN IMPEACHMENT.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
Alt: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
YES! THAT IS HOW ABUSE WORKS! You do shit he wants to avoid the next beating!
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The media: UP THE SCANDALMONGERING ON DEMOCRATS!!! IGNORE ANYTHING POSITIVE THEY DO!!1! Gullible Bluesky: this means Democrats are to blame! Rest of us:
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Bunny What Emote
Alt: Bunny What Emote
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Who wasn't expecting this?
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yes, obviously all us injected people are zombies. Glad Johnson noticed. 🙄🙄🙄
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I got called out.
Go read Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The guy with literal decades of experience with diseases? The better question is - who the fuck are you Moreno? Since when does a shit car dealer know more than a scientist?
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He isn't considered a political actor. He's viewed as a businessman first.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Zootopia Sloth's Happy Smile
Alt: Zootopia Sloth's Happy Smile
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Curious why no one is taking advantage of the vulnerabilities.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I feel like reading this to another Administration official, claim it is something a Biden official said, then watch the reaction. "Oh, I'm sorry, that is actually Trump official Colby saying that. Do you still think it's nuts?"
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Al Gore created the internet for this, not Twitter.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
All I gotta say is I see ten Elantras for every ugly ass cybertruck.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Who, naturally, wore it better.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pity not one other former US president was there for the deafening cheers as contrast. Well, except for Bush.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*squints* I just bought two bags of their product...
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I feel bad for the rest of the planet. They know America has a group of bloody insane morons and then a group of perfectly normal people. And that the average American voter can't tell the difference so they have to put up with the morons while waiting for the sane ones to be returned to power.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Go Team Blood Clot!
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey! Just because we don't look like a ping pong ball on a stick...
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just heard the shocking news that while single, Ruben (Gallego) dated women who worked in the same building he does but were not his employees. I am, like, so horrified. 🙄🙄🙄
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Uh huh. "Briefly..."
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why do we get mad at politicians' politicianing? Saying polite things about a dead colleague is supposed to be the way politicians act. We should want them to act with restraint. Saying nasty shit about the slimeballs is the privilege of us non-politicians.
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Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tapper will immediately start a new book about Biden’s supposed decline.
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