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isabela thomé @isa.eudestruireivoc.es · 06/10/2026
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no it should be optional for everyone else. it’s only required for mallory
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you should be able to have your tits out and pup mask on at the grocery store fuck everything
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’ve been doing a really good job making sure i never accidentally build up a following on here
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh cool we’re hitting one of those points where my whole class gets sick so i either also get sick and have to deal with sick kids while sick or i don’t get sick but still have to call off any semblance of social life for fear that im carrying every germ known to man
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is just a deeply, deeply evil world and i do not have the resilience for it
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
god i haven’t had a therapist in years. i really really need a therapist. im sorry yall have to listen to me in the meantime
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don’t have better options. teaching preschool is the only thing i know how to do, i generally find it very fulfilling, and im at a really good school tbh. i just can’t do this anymore. i’m tired of feeling so overstimulated and angry for 8 hours a day
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i hate my job so much. it’s also maybe the best thing i have going for me rn. it gives me a sense of purpose and pays me a not terrible amount of money but i just can’t keep dealing with this
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
give it a chance! maybe you’ll really like it :)
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i cannot stress enough how different you are from my mom in regards to yalls level of enjoyment for books that make you want to throw up
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ngl i don’t think she ever did or will read it. i think it would make her gag
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah she’d love that !
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
does it count if i developed it way, way later in life and also it’s not a problem
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if only it were so easy as to let it hang sister
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don’t need bottom surgery i just need everyone to get way chiller so i can wear biker shorts
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey mallory thanks for helping me burn down that orphanage the other day
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at their worst they’re a source of horrible unimaginable evil. at their best they’re a decent social outlet for people who can afford it
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
have fraternities ever done any good for anyone who matters
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i should hurt my girlfriend about this
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i would love to see you !!!!
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love you
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perfectly smooth consistency
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i would look so cute as a thick red stripe down the interstate
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
have you ever scrolled through the replies to an annoying libs’ substack
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are we still doing this thing
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looks like shit dude sorry
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’ve had people seriously say “her pronouns are it/its” in regards to me before
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aw shucks
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
does that include me
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
coke zero was made by man but it was inspired by god
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think the national guard troops in dc should get to have ptsd just like real soldiers. what can we do to make that happen
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when we’re cuddling and i start feeling her getting hard
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mallory come cruise !
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
:D
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
laura do you wanna go cruise cruising with me
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it actually really fucked up watching that video and realizing that people who go on cruises call it that
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
god my eye sockets really are getting so much darker as i get older and im only 32
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
standup comedy is truly like poetry in that it isn’t all terrible but it is inherently terrible
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is the kinda thing diana would brief agent 47 on so you can get a sick accident kill
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
idk if terf bangs were ever actually popular with terfs but i think its cool that we called them that cause they shot right out of style
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
god i really gotta do my injection
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bwaf i’m sorry you’re not feeling too hot :( i had a chill night. smoked weed got naked played trackmania ate beans etc
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how’s your night going
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nobody’s ever done discourse as well as asexuals on tumblr a decade and a half ago. we’re all just riding their coattails
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yesterday a cute boy and i passed each other on our bikes and he smiled pumped his fist at me and im still riding that high
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they should’ve let leia fuck her brother. who cares man it’s in space
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every time i laugh at an xkcd comic i feel disappointed in myself
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everyone is supposed to be kinder and more naked than they are
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