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Gabriel 🎮 @gabekn.bsky.social · 6h
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Notícia que diz que evangélicos vão deixar o Brasil caso Lula ganhe as eleições
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 6h
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #15 🍄
Panel 1: Audrey and Val are facing one another on the river bank, seemingly in the late afternoon. They're wearing their last respective outfits from the previous episode. Audrey is saying "Well, you live right near the corner store, right? I was thinking, when I get off work ... I could bring over some snacks and we could watch a movie or something."

Panel 2: Val has a strained expression and starts sweating, sucking in her lips, like she is trying really hard to decide what to say.

Panel 3: Audrey holds his hands up and says "Okay, yep, no. That's definitely the NO face. Say no more!"

Panel 4: Val looks to the side with a strained, nervous expression, replying "No, no, Audrey, it's just, I don't think my apartment is ... Ready for visitors."Panel 5: Audrey tilts his head and asks "Oh? What's up with it?" as Val turns her head away from his, sweating.

Panel 6: Val says "UH," rapidly swinging her head back to face Audrey but with his eyes lagging to the side, giving her time to think.

Panel 7: Val recalls her room, which is an absolute mess, empty pizza boxes, trash bags, socks, unopened mail, miscellaneous chargers, and stains littering the floor. The mattress has no cover, the trash bin is overflowing, and there's a single sound insulating foam panel on the wall behind the computer monitor. A sound of a fly buzzing emanates through the room.

Panel 8: "Black mold," replies Val, finally looking directly at Audrey.Panel 9: Audrey suddenly leans close to Val and balls his hands with a worried expression, yelling "BLACK MOLD?? Val, you CAN'T BE LIVING THERE!!" Val leans back a bit.

Panel 10: Val gives a thumbs up and a close-eyed nervous smile, saying "No no it's okay. I like ... wear a mask."

Panel 11: Audrey has a comedically sad expression, like a toddler who got told that magic isn't real. Water eyes, tensed chin, as if about to cry.

Panel 12: Val, by contrast, just has her brow furrowed in slight annoyance, asking "What."Panel 13: Audrey, still watery-eyed, begins speaking in a baby talk voice, saying "My besht fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowod."

Panel 14: Fisheye lens closeup of Val looking very unamused, brow still furrowed, the setting sun casting a hard shadow on half of the face. She says "Audrey. Audrey you know I hate the V-tuber baby voice."

Panel 15: Audrey raises his head and begins saying into sky, "OOWOWW DA BWACK MOWD IS" and Val interrupts him, hands together in a pleading gesture and eyes shut tight, saying "OKAY OKAY I'll call a mold specialist TODAY. And we can hang out tomorrow. No more ear terrorism."

Panel 16: With her hands still together, Val looks down towards the ground, her pupils hazy, as a bead of sweat rolls down her face. "God I am so f*cked," she thinks.
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Symphony of the Sônia @soniabrahao.bsky.social · 12h
Mano o cara tem AUDIO pedindo 200 bucetilhoes de reais pro maior golpista da historia do pais em plena campanha pra PRESIDENTE e ainda HÁ necessidade de achar mais podre pro cara nao GANHAR. As vezes é inacreditável ser brasileiro
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ahomonkey @ahomonkey.bsky.social · 12h
Oof, 400 pratas a mídia física do GoW Laufey na pré venda.
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Yulia Zhuchkova @avalach.bsky.social · 14h
If you see this, quote with your Night/ Dark Art! 🖤
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Murder mouse 🐭 🔪
Sketch
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 16h
Saiu na Folha @folha.com Mais tiras com MULHER-ELEFANTE aqui: manualdominotauro.blogspot.com/search/label...
Tira de Laerte, em 5 quadrinhos, com a Mulher-elefante - uma mulher cujo rosto tem uma tromba e duas presas como de um elefante.
1) A Mulher-elefante está sentada a uma mesa de bar e agita a mão chamando: “Garçom! Garçom! GARÇOM!”
2) Garçom, mal-humorado, se aproxima. Mulher-elefante pergunta, fazendo charme: “Não está me reconhecendo?” - o garçom responde: “Não.”
3) A Mulher-elefante diz: “Sou a Mulher-elefante…” - o garçom a interrompe: “O que quer?” - ela diz: “O cardápio.”
4) Garçom se afasta, informando: “Está no QR code.” - Mulher-elefante espia um selinho grudado no tampo da mesa.
5) A Mulher-elefante apoia o rosto nas mãos e diz: “Odeio QR code.”
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 23h
Result of sneezing during CT scan Original post
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ahomonkey @ahomonkey.bsky.social · 15h
Voltando ao trabalho hoje. Loguei, meu notebook reiniciou. Agora ele não consegue mais conectar a internet e eu não consigo trabalhar hahahaha
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Lark @larkness.bsky.social · 16h
Pelo dinheiro
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Maisey @maisey.bsky.social · 22h
HAPPY LELELELE REMASTERED DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Witcher Morbin' Time: Geralt's Iconic Meme
ALT: Witcher Morbin' Time: Geralt's Iconic Meme
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ahomonkey @ahomonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Último dia de férias, finalizei Mass Effect 1. Jogo bem legal.
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jully @jully.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Quem não quer não aposta” então descriminalize o aborto, quem não quer não aborta
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fishmechs.bsky.social @fishmechs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Digital drawing of julien from critical role campaign 4. Hes kneeling in profile view with his gauntleted arm visible to the viewer. His head is bowed, he looks angry. He’s holding his rapier up above his head. A burst of golden magic emerges from the rapier casting a golden light on him. The background is white.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goth girl knight I sketched today:
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✨ Open for Work // Burnt Out ✨ @rookshocksshack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✨❇️⭐✨ - #art #commission #FlatColored #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #jackel #armor #fire #OpenForWork #anthro #gold #emerald
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Tsaritsa
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Megi 🦋 @mmegistus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s been a while since I’ve drawn him ✍🏽 #OC #art #ocsky
An illustration of my original character Aleron. He has long blue hair with glowing cyan ends, fair skin, elf ears and is wearing a dark blue outfit with silver armour around his left shoulder and fingers. He’s looking down at a red glowing butterfly hovering above his left hand with a smile on his face. His left eye is green and his right eye is blue. The background is a faint blue.
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J Edward Neill @jedwardneill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The last of my zodiac original painting series... 'Pisces'
Pisces - Original Canvas Painting - Twin Zodiac Fish Circling Neptune with Star Sign Symbol
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Lígia @lilisousss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mad max: estrada da fúria
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Angélica do Masmorra Cast 🎤🎧 @angelicahellish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished the lineart for this witch and her crazy hat:
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Jezebel Matadora de Profeta @julianamarques.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
E também os terreiros e o estado laico, tudo ao mesmo tempo
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𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕪𝕦𝟘 @kiryu0941.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Redesigned Hedy’s outfits! #oc #art
A character sheet of Hedy. She’s wearing a dark purple evening gown decorated with pink ribbons, striped ruffles, and gold spider embellishments.
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penelope antiga @papoulasonifera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nossa Senhora Aparecida é mulher, negra, apareceu pra pescadores pobres e simplesmente fez surgirem os peixes no rio por milagre. Tudo que bolsonarista odeia: mulher, preto, pobre e assistência social rs
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 25/09/2026
Happy Autumn 🍂
illustration by Abigail Larson depicting the ghost of a woman walking under a ruined stone arch. Three goblins watch her from the top of the ruins. The image has an Autumnal atmosphere, dead leaves are falling.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lady knight lineart:
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Knud Baade (Norwegian, 1808–1879) "A Norwegian Fjord by Moonlight", 1855. Oil on Canvas, 159.5 × 132 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Theo 🏳️‍🌈🌙 Comms Open @theotimegm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A drow arcane knight in dragon bone plates. For Incanor Ian. #ttrpg #dndart #fantasy
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Deborah Leão 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @deborahleao.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
se querem compartilhar um PPT de resumo dos rolos do Flávio, a @suiane.des.br fez um ótimo.
Infográfico com o título "As conexões de Flávio Bolsonaro" e os seguintes tópicos:
Caso Master
Áudios vazados mostram que Flávio Bolsonaro pediu R$ 131 milhões a Vorcaro para filme. R$ 61 milhões repassados pelo banqueiro e os dois tiveram diversos encontros. Foto de Flávio com Sicário.
Comando vermelho
Rodrigo Bacellar, aliado próximo de Flávio Bolsonaro, foi preso por vazar informações sobre a operação que tinha como alvo o ex-deputado TH Joias, ligado ao Comando Vermelho.
Caso Marielle
Assessora de Flávio negociou emenda com Robson Calixto, condenado em caso Marielle, entidades receberam R$ 199 mil
de emendas destinadas. Na foto Flávio faz campanha com os irmãos Brazão.
Milícia do RJ
Quando era vereador Flávio condecorou Adriano da Nóbrega, ex-policial do Bope e miliciano chefe do Escritório do Crime, grupo de extermínio do RJ. Flávio tb empregou em seu gabinete a mãe e mulher
do criminoso.
REFIT
Cláudio Castro, aliado próximo de Flávio, obteve vantagens diretas de um esquema de lavagem de capitais da Refit, incluindo caviar, mansão na Serra e cobertura. Castro foi governador do RJ pelo PL e seria candidato ao senado na chapa de Flávio.
Faraó dos bitcoins
Flávio é advogado dos ex-sócios de Glaidson Acácio dos Santos, presos por crimes contra o sistema financeiro, gestão fraudulenta e organização criminosa.
Fraude Inss
Willer Tomaz é advogado e é apontado pela PF como ‘hub financeiro’ de esquema do INSS. Flávio e Willer fizeram viagens juntos, compartilharam imóveis, jatinhos e parcerias em processos judiciais
DARK HORSE
A Polícia Federal suspeita que R$ 750 mil repassados à produtora
do filme “Dark Horse” tiveram origem em dinheiro público de emendas parlamentares do deputado Mário Frias.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Amanda Loriana 🏳️‍⚧️ @sweetwitchnerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Luigi Mangione Luigi Mangione Court
Alt: Luigi Mangione em côrte com um sueter cor de vinho com gola branca, atrás dele, de pé, há um policial absurdamente perto da cadeira dele e do seu lado mais um, Luigi olha em volta despreocupado
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🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jack-o'-lantern Leshy
An illustration of a leshy with a jack-o'-lantern head and gray bark skin. He holds a trowel in one hand and a cloak hangs off his shoulders.
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Gaveta @gaveta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Se o Meta tá tentando derrubar, a gente divulga MAIS! E MAIS! E MAIS!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6I...
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Revelando: Grandes Igrejas, Master Negócios | Ep #2
YouTube video by Calma Urgente
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Shade of Stars @shade-of-stars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Digital painting. An old human skeleton lying on the ground, some parts of it are buried or broken, it resembles a fossil. The ground under it is a stone with a lot of ammonites in it, they are different in size and color, some are iridescent.
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Mindy Lee @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Sketch break. Suggestions?
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ahomonkey @ahomonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Segunda encomenda que eu fiz essa semana que tive problemas. Amanhã terei que devolver uma moldura de quebra cabeça que veio rachada
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Orlando Calheiros @anarcofino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vi um povo dizendo que a "imprensa falhou" em informar o grande público com relação ao passado miliciano de Flávio Bolsonaro. A imprensa HEGEMÔNICA não falhou, ela conseguiu o que pretendia. Quem falhou fomos NÓS, como campo, por não consolidarmos a nossa própria imprensa.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lady knight sketch:
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Littleevil0ne @littleevil0ne.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
🧡If you see this, post a witch!🧡
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Carapanã @carapanarana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(O que falta é mais ódio de classe. Os ricos, as elites já nos odeiam, já planejam um mundo sem nós, falta a gente odiar eles na mesma medida e planejar um mundo sem eles.)
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Mari Santtos ✨APOIE A•DORÁVEL NO CATARSE!!! 💖 @marisanttos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bom pra imprensa era quando tinha fila pra comer OSSO. Bom pra imprensa era quando tiveram que implorar por 600 reais para famílias na pandemia. Bom pra imprensa era quando faltou oxigênio em Manaus. Bom pra imprensa é ir tomar no meio do cu!
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Mischi.art - Commissions Open @mischi.art · 22/09/2026
Reyandra, the stunning Sindorei Paladin for Sin. ⚖️✨ #WorldOfWarcraft #WarcraftArt #Warcraft #Sindorei #Paladin
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Ricardo Coimbra @coimbraricardo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Malvina @anacronices.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"vai usar seu único dia de folga pra votar em quem é contra o fim da escala 6×1?" achei didática e muito viralizável como slogan de campanha
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ahomonkey @ahomonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Comprei um tênis pelo Mercado Livre. Olhei a escala, desconfie. Pedi um número menor do que o indicado. Ainda ficou grande 🫠
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Onion knight-esque sketch I did:
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Veto Zomer [Open to work] @vetozomer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Weaver Lesser goddess of Fate. Chaotic Neutral. Every life is a thread, and she decides which ones to pull, tangle, or cut. "Embrace your fate or alter it. The story can be changed before it is read." Repost to help me get more jobs like this 💚
Tarot-card style fantasy illustration titled "THE WEAVER" in gold capital letters, inside a thin gold double border. A pale blue-skinned elven goddess with pointed ears and wavy silver hair gazes upward, one arm raised to reach for a glowing thread. She wears a gold spiked crown with a red gem, black high-collared armor, gold bracers patterned like spider webs, and a red tabard with gold plates. In her other hand she holds a large pair of golden scissors against her chest. Below the waist, she is the body of a giant dark purple spider, its long jointed legs arching around her. Translucent lilac and pink threads hang vertically across the whole scene, against a misty teal-green background with faint ruins.
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Elhyana🏳️‍🌈 -Commissions open 0/3- @elhyana.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quote with your bird art 🪶 There's wings, that counts right?
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