HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This has to be AI. I refuse to believe there is a person named Glenn Grothman. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026<Craig Finn Voice> 🎶She was tripping on mushrooms, hearing voices and said we couldn’t go too far, She’d been to CCD and knows what the side effects of hormonal birth control are.🎶 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Would it be correct and neutral to say they are withholding this information despite a court order directing them to release it? 010
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Someone found pictures of Obama smoking a bit of grass in college and it was a multi-day outrage story. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How dare you! Haven’t we lost enough this year? Have you no shame. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This picture should show up in a thousand attack ads. I can hear the hard R from here. 001
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. 050
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026There is no pain on earth, no suffering greater than binge watching a show only to find at the end that it is actually week to week and the last episode doesn’t come out until Wednesday. Yes I’m looking at you H/jack. Why do you torment me Mr. Elba? 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026<Bane Voice> I am taking this snow-covered hellscape away from the tourists and giving it back to you… the people. 010
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“Spotted at The Green Mill” like they are eating caviar at Alinea. The Green Mill is basically a dive bar (complimentary) with great live music and modestly priced drinks. Or at least it was the last time I went which was probably 10 years ago. Because I’m old. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026<Rushes to the mic so fast I cause massive feedback> Donald in Mathmagic Land! 020
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026This relies on the long and storied legal theory of “don’t fuck up my bag.” 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Harper’s Letters, Free Speech Enthusiast, etc. etc. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If this happens. Which I don’t actually think it will. He should be impeached and then arrested. This is theft. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If It Happens during the first meeting of the Board of Peace it will be worth every penny. I will personally donate to the board of peace. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026“Does ACAB Include beloved Peter Falk character Colombo?” the greatest thread in BlueSky history, locked after 2,400 insightful skeets. 010
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026🎶I can tell by how you’re hairy that you come from Hairytown🎶 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I think “lover” never really recovered from Will Farrell and Rachel Dratch. 270
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Has anyone considered that he may just be breaking in some new raw denim? Killing two brainworms with one stone if you will. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Who doesn’t love that traditional literary trope, the False Herring. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Every Dem candidate (including AOC if she runs) will have to survive the wood-chipper of right wing media (including the NYT). Don’t expect fair treatment. Figure out how you will fight this before announcing. 010
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I apologize to Lake Zurich kids. I was not familiar with your game. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Newly-divorced Brooke Josephson (neè Gieger)…. Hello. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026In my capacity as Mayor of Chicago I declare that for the rest of this year, kids from Lake Zurich get to say that they are from Chicago. We’ve adopted you. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I didn’t even realize this is Chicago (anyone know which high school? Lane Tech?) Chicago >>>>> Brown hoodie kid, I’ll buy you an oz of whatever 🔥 you want. 110
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026🎶The moon economy is booming…. While Whitey’s on the moon. 🎶 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Has anyone done the dude looking at the elevator camera claiming how he always respects women with Fetterman’s face? 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’m sorry but we lost Mox and John Doe Jersey in a single day? I can’t take it. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Bondi’s speech affect reminds me so much of Parker Posey in the latest season of White Lotus. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026A rotisserie chicken costs like $8 and can feed a family (if you add sides). This is boomer bait. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Yes I know there is no filibuster in the house. But find a way. 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026@raskin.house.gov should read the files out loud on the house floor. He should do it for days on end. 100
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Megan McArdle: Look you KNOW I don’t think 50 year old men should be having sex with 9 year olds Ross Douthat: of course. MM: BUT!! 010
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026“When you steal a hundred dollars and you can just disappear. When you steal a hundred million, they will find you unless they think you are an immigrant.” 000
HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026<Hans Grüber voice> “The laws that cannot be broken are broken automatically in the event of a racist pogrom. You ask for a miracle, I give the D. H. S.” 100