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HoffPost LLC

@ahoffman.bsky.social
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HoffPost will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.

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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Bay of Pigs 2: Electric Boogaloo
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This has to be AI. I refuse to believe there is a person named Glenn Grothman.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
<Craig Finn Voice> 🎶She was tripping on mushrooms, hearing voices and said we couldn’t go too far, She’d been to CCD and knows what the side effects of hormonal birth control are.🎶
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Would it be correct and neutral to say they are withholding this information despite a court order directing them to release it?
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Someone found pictures of Obama smoking a bit of grass in college and it was a multi-day outrage story.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Have it play tic-tac-toe with itself.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
How dare you! Haven’t we lost enough this year? Have you no shame.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This picture should show up in a thousand attack ads. I can hear the hard R from here.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Oh my god.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Moi, Lurry, Carly, and
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Good Time.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
There is no pain on earth, no suffering greater than binge watching a show only to find at the end that it is actually week to week and the last episode doesn’t come out until Wednesday. Yes I’m looking at you H/jack. Why do you torment me Mr. Elba?
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
<Bane Voice> I am taking this snow-covered hellscape away from the tourists and giving it back to you… the people.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“Spotted at The Green Mill” like they are eating caviar at Alinea. The Green Mill is basically a dive bar (complimentary) with great live music and modestly priced drinks. Or at least it was the last time I went which was probably 10 years ago. Because I’m old.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
<Rushes to the mic so fast I cause massive feedback> Donald in Mathmagic Land!
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This relies on the long and storied legal theory of “don’t fuck up my bag.”
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Harper’s Letters, Free Speech Enthusiast, etc. etc.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If this happens. Which I don’t actually think it will. He should be impeached and then arrested. This is theft.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If It Happens during the first meeting of the Board of Peace it will be worth every penny. I will personally donate to the board of peace.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Does ACAB Include beloved Peter Falk character Colombo?” the greatest thread in BlueSky history, locked after 2,400 insightful skeets.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
🎶I can tell by how you’re hairy that you come from Hairytown🎶
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I think “lover” never really recovered from Will Farrell and Rachel Dratch.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Has anyone considered that he may just be breaking in some new raw denim? Killing two brainworms with one stone if you will.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Buffalo Bill was an OPRF Husky.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wants to spend more time lying to her family.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The Year of the Whorse
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Who doesn’t love that traditional literary trope, the False Herring.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This rules.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Every Dem candidate (including AOC if she runs) will have to survive the wood-chipper of right wing media (including the NYT). Don’t expect fair treatment. Figure out how you will fight this before announcing.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I apologize to Lake Zurich kids. I was not familiar with your game.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Newspaper (Ray Bradbury, 1947)
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Newly-divorced Brooke Josephson (neè Gieger)…. Hello.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
In my capacity as Mayor of Chicago I declare that for the rest of this year, kids from Lake Zurich get to say that they are from Chicago. We’ve adopted you.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Pluribus (V Gilligan, 2025-2026)
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I didn’t even realize this is Chicago (anyone know which high school? Lane Tech?) Chicago >>>>> Brown hoodie kid, I’ll buy you an oz of whatever 🔥 you want.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The kids are alright.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Not all heroes wear capes.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
🎶The moon economy is booming…. While Whitey’s on the moon. 🎶
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Has anyone done the dude looking at the elevator camera claiming how he always respects women with Fetterman’s face?
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m sorry but we lost Mox and John Doe Jersey in a single day? I can’t take it.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bondi’s speech affect reminds me so much of Parker Posey in the latest season of White Lotus.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A rotisserie chicken costs like $8 and can feed a family (if you add sides). This is boomer bait.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Zillions erasure will not stand.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Yes I know there is no filibuster in the house. But find a way.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@raskin.house.gov should read the files out loud on the house floor. He should do it for days on end.
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Ricketts? The family that owns The Cubs?
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Megan McArdle: Look you KNOW I don’t think 50 year old men should be having sex with 9 year olds Ross Douthat: of course. MM: BUT!!
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“When you steal a hundred dollars and you can just disappear. When you steal a hundred million, they will find you unless they think you are an immigrant.”
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HoffPost LLC @ahoffman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
<Hans Grüber voice> “The laws that cannot be broken are broken automatically in the event of a racist pogrom. You ask for a miracle, I give the D. H. S.”
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