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Fun_Beard

@ahmamaucka.bsky.social
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Game recognize game
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Pee is stored in the balls”
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Overall I liked the new Star Wars movie but I thought it was an odd choice to have Mando fuck Grogu.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Finally, a podcast for people who want to hear a pile of sentient gravel rasp at them about cutting off animal genitalia.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Finally, a podcast for people who want to hear a pile of sentient gravel rasp at them about cutting off animal genitalia.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If the Orion doesn’t crash into the eye of the moon like in that old silent movie then what are we even doing here gang?
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
They should do a show like Hot Ones but with donuts and they just keep piling on more and more delicious frosting each round.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This sign spoke to me on a visceral level.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Bro looks like he played the third Doctor Who
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Ok but for real, the rapture will happen toMORROW.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Thanks to Trump’s tariffs, the price of “dat ass” is soaring.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
There’s only one thing on every American’s mind right now: when will JD Vance kill again?
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This is truly a golden age for those of us who hate eggs.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My wife when she sees the heart-shaped pizza I got her for Valentine’s Day.
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a waterfall is surrounded by trees and a cliff
ALT: a waterfall is surrounded by trees and a cliff
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I misread this as “iconic smartwatch burns” and was like “daaammn, I want one of those exclusive burns.”
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just ate a burrito so large that I’m pretty sure it permanently altered my brain chemistry.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Everyone talks about how “majestic” the bald eagle is, but I for one prefer its more relatable cousin, the combover eagle.
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My teenage daughter’s first words after discovering that tik tok was down: “Great, now how am I going to procrastinate?”
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Fun_Beard @ahmamaucka.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I have declared martial law in my pants.
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