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Kevin's One Liner of the Day I tried to join a fitness club, but they rejected my application #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #fitness #club #application #rejection #outofshape

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 16h

Repair Bill I speak of that used Mercury You want to buy from Miss Bee You’ll be out of luck So don’t spend your bucks It’s not what it’s jacked up to be #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #repair #car #Mercury #jackedup #spend #fix #junk #automobile

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 16h

Flip Flop by Kevin Ahern I spent my youth pursuing wealth That’s the truth But now that I’m old I spend my wealth pursuing youth #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #flipflop #youth #spend #wealth #age #old

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day The old protestor’s youth was just a dissident memory #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #protestor #youth #dissident #memory

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

High Octane A gas pump attendant named Bruce Gave me some advice I can use He said that good gas Will move my car fast I need to get that V8 juice #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #gas #pump #attendant #Bruce #V8 #juice

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got Your Number by Kevin Ahern My doctor laughed just as he spoke It truly made me whine He told me seven cancer jokes With tumor it’ll benign

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day The proper way to marry your mother? Ask Etiquette Rex #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #proper #marry #marriage #mother #Oedipus #Rex #etiquette

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

‘Tis Better to Receive A lobbyist people call Steve Uses gospel to help him achieve The things he wants, thus It’s just like Christmas Working to give, so he can receive #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #give #receive #Steve #Christmas #xmas #holiday #give

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lo-Cal Locale by Kevin Ahern I dropped some sweetener in the yard My wife won’t let it pass She said it just reminded her Of Splenda® in the grass #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #lo-cal #sweetener #artificial #splenda #saccharin #nutrasweet #sugar #sugarfree

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day My chances of understanding binary are one in a Boolean #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #understand #binary #Bookean #billion

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ups and Downs A geographer says it’s not fair To blame him for something so rare It seems there’s a flap O’er a prob on his map A small topographical error #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #geography #topography #topographical #map

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For Sail by Kevin Ahern Years ago the Navy women Before each of their sails Would pinch themselves for luck Or is that an old Wave’s tale? #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #sail #sailor #navy #women #Wivestale #wife #tale

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #throw #acid #wrong #eyes

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bad Egg A happy young mason named Ayers Said he’s had response to his prayers When his farmer friend went Feeding chickens cement It made for some real nice bricklayers #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #mason #prayers #cement #egg #chicken #bricklayer

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Locks Myth by Kevin Ahern A skill I learned has helped me out I can say with certainty Picking locks, without a doubt Has opened doors for me #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #lock #pick #doors

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Garden of Eatin’ My passion for ketchup, it shows Very true, almost everyone knows I say all the time It’s certain that I’m In love from my head tomatoes #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #ketchup #passion #garden #eden #tomatoes

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Scholars of holy books celebrate Joy to the Word #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #scholar #holy #book #bible #joy #world #word

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Candy Land “In October,” I said to MacVicar The laughs always seem to come quicker When I tell all the folks My Halloween jokes The responses I get are all Snickers #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #candy #Halloween #jokes #snickers

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ohm-less by Kevin Ahern I gave up Eastern religion And all I can say is ‘wow’ The change I felt was quite complete When I threw in the Tao #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #ohm #homeless #religion #Eastern #tao #zen #yin #yang

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

To Be or Not My professor of English, you see Didn’t like how I used the word ‘be’ She made me make peace With the grammar police And a light sentence they gave to me #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #professor #English #grammar #police #sentence

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nothing But the Tooth by Kevin Ahern There’s something odd, for goodness sakes With one of my relations To my surprise, her tooth is fake It came out in conversation #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #tooth #relative #fake #conversation

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day She loved Christmas so much, she merried it #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #Christmas #Xmas #merry #Yule #holiday

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Flooded Out A Houston pro-choicer just made A hurricane joke, I’m afraid He asked of his daughters Escaping flood waters Their thoughts about Roe versus Wade #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #flood #pro-choice #hurricane #joke #row #waid

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Step On It by Kevin Ahern The decorator seemed to have A covering paralysis Then settled on linoleum In her vinyl analysis #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #step #decorator #floor #linoleum #vinyl

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On Key The pianist said loudly that she Was tired of a long broken key Her mood got erased When the key was replaced It was sure a long time, no ‘C’ #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #key #piano #pianist #longtime

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ideals by Kevin Ahern Rex found the ideal woman But there was a prob with his plan He didn’t stand a chance She wanted an ideal man #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #ideals #woman #man

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day When the doc said my prostate was healthy, I was deeply touched #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #prostate #health #touched

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In Fashion A clothing designer named Scott Made the splendidest clothes to be bought His high fashion lines Are trendy designs Oh when he is haute, he is hot #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #fashion #designer #trendy #haute #hot

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wet Head by Kevin Ahern The hostess of the doggie bash Was horrified to read One guest went and party-crashed And then RSVPeed #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #wethead #pee #RSVP #party

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Middle Man All the problems the weighty man faced Have their roots in ideals misplaced With perspective unswerving He preaches conserving But then lets his food go to waist #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #middleman #weight #heavy #food #eat #waist #waste

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cold Shoulder by Kevin Ahern The snowman they call Frosty Is grinning with delight Because he met a snowgirl It was love at frostbite #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #cold #shoulder #snowman #Frosty#frost #frostbite

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day When I dropped my bowl of Alpha-bits cereal, I cried over spelt milk #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #alphabits #cereal #breakfast #spilled #spelt #milk

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In the Air This year on our summer vacation One place caused us great aggravation The dry summer breezes Caused too many sneezes When we stopped at our first dusty nation #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #air #summer #vacation #sneeze #nation #destination

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wound Up by Kevin Ahern My Apple watch, a lot of fun I’d say it’s really slick So far ahead of other ones It’s purely future wrist tick #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #wound #Apple #watch #wrist #tick #futuristic

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day I warned my friend about Russian roulette, but it went in one ear and out the other #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour ##Russian #roulette #ear

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That’s Nuts I went off to my grocer to beg Lest I drop cooking standards a peg The source of the fuss? The high price of nuts They’re costing an almond a leg #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #nuts #grocer #cooking #almond #leg

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dead in the Water by Kevin Ahern The county’s budget deficit Turns out to be much worse Our law enforcement’s worried that They’re cutting coroners #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #dead #water #county #budget #deficit #cut #coroner #corner

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Smells Fishy I know it’s the right time to goad her For smells coming out of her motor Two letters will do You know them - P-U They’re in alphabetical odor #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #fishy #smell #PU #stink #alphabetical #odor

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Again by Kevin Ahern History doesn’t repeat itself We tell ourselves Just like every other generation #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #again #history #repeat #generation

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day The tailor of a tycoon’s kid is an heir dresser #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #tailor #tycoon #heir #hair #hairdresser

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Life Work I guess I am over my stewing About the career I’m pursuing I’ll be making things clearer By cleaning up mirrors It’s a job I can see myself doing #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #work #clearer #mirror #job

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In Labor by Kevin Ahern Employment was falling at the docks Things weren’t going great And so the longshoreman’s union Tried to increase the berth rate #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #labor #employment #dock #sea #longshoreman #berth #birth #rate

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Kevin's One Liner of the Day What to give someone who has everything - Omnipresents #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #gift #giving #presents #omnipresence

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Kevin Ahern @ahernk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Negatives I heard it and know it is so From Maine down to old Mexico When you lack circumspection And dish out rejection It’s all about people you “no” #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #negative #Maine #Mexico #know #no

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