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@ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social
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sarah || 22 || she/her/any || that other person || huge lesbo || i like horror, HB/HH, MICO, writing, and photography || stage creature 2 || #nicerthanamirtalai i see the world with all its backwards-upside-down 🍬☁️

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🔞 squeaky ♠️ Valentino's Much-Desired Red Thong @squeakymoth.bsky.social · 6h
And you thought this man was on women's side with this ugly man spreading ? 😔
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 6h
I’m in tears
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 6h
I got so inspired
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 6h
it’s my grandma’s birthday and I’m doing this
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 6h
lol @oracleofthescourge.bsky.social
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 13h
LMFNSNWNW I HAVE NO CHILL
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 13h
ALWAYS my goats I love you guys
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 13h
Or giving birth alternatively
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 13h
@oracleofthescourge.bsky.social
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 14h
I’m always here to call for collection
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve decided Patina Miller is my favorite
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 19h
YAY!!
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 20h
thank you you’re a gem HI JIMMY I LOVE YOU
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 20h
that’s actually crazy LMFAO
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 20h
- John Kramer from Saw
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 20h
…people care about that?
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 20h
…so you got photos orrrr 👁️👁️ (pretty please) (i’m greedy)
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 20h
don’t worry guys we’ll come back stronger don’t even stress
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 20h
damn so many divas down with con 😭💔
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
god why is she like that
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PLEASE get in my car omg I sound like Dede trying to get me to tell Amir she’s available if he ever needs a ride in the Houston area 😭💔
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude omg this film called Dolls from the 1980s or some shit, my older cousin showed it to me and I ended up locking my dolls in a closet from the inside 😭
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love when people get in my car
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@amirtalai.bsky.social how many amiricans do I have to drive in my car before I can start calling her the Amirica Mobile? I’m currently at eight and actively looking to expand.
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not by you by Ghostface to be clear
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like I’ve been lied to
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Yasi⚡️ @glitter-line.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🪽๋࣭⭑ [ #Emily ] ·ᝰ.ᐟ #art #hazbinhotel #fanart
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very is a strong word
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
never trust your heroes 💔💔
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JOEL SAID COMMERCIAL IN THE VIDEO I’M SO LOST TOO APPARENTLY IT WAS A BEER COMMERCIAL???
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I AGREE
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…I did not realize this was from a commercial originally I very much thought this was exclusively a Scary Movie bit and was really excited, wow
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Corrine ★ @cqraa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
:p #hazbinhotel #serapherd
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
both chaggie and huskerdust y’all true love is real and lit
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if I had a nickel for every time friends of mine got engaged in hazbin couple cosplays, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s AWESOME that it happened twice!!
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tysm to blake roman’s vocals for helping relax me while i was freaking out i’m so sorry for everyone im gonna miss though :( I was really really looking forward to seeing all the friends, but I promise I’ll catch up with everyone 🫶 I cannot be stopped
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bad news: I had an issue with my tire busting (tysm wet Texas roads) + some other inconveniently timed car maintenance come up, so I needed to be able to recoup my hotel and plane costs and had to cancel on going to Animate Philly last minute funny news: tire busted to Losin’ Streak
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
always check your messages guys, this was so worth it
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My beautiful wife and Alastor’s there
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Registered Sinner™ @regdsinnertm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're a bloody mess! #HazbinHotel #RadioApple
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all my family cares about are the Florida gators
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beside Amir is CRAZY
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
actual cowboy sowwy
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that’s exactly where I am about it
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the nice cowboy is at least bringing her back to texas so i’ll get to see her at least!!
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
your guess is as good as mine
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guys my friend who was going to become a nun is no longer doing so because she met a nice cowboy
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IT’S ALL GONE!!!!! THEY’VE TAKEN IT ALL!!!! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS????
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
anyways if anyone wants to know the exact photo pass location they’re doing these “tests” hmu bc apparently they’re not asking for consent or if ppl are chill having them done they’re just taking them
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affront to god 🦭🪻 @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
call me the dude in the stretching room the way this makes me wanna hang myself
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