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@ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social
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⚠️PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT AFFILIATED W/ PM⚠️ Owned by bsky.app/profile/diss3nterbd4mned.b… 🌊 Ahab 🦈 ⁀➴ She/Her I am the absolute BEST whaling captain you’ll EVER see. Trust me. ଳ 🐚 captainahabsaboutme.straw.page 🌊 DNI: ISHMAEL… (/j)

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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i forgot I even had this account uhhh. Hi guys
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I keep forgetting I have this fucking account 💔
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Interesting.
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
They… They weren’t supposed to know…
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
YESSSS, YES! THAT WHALE IS TRULY “CRINGE!”
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
DONT DO IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING… DO NOT TOUCH THE PIP BREAD, USER.
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
PIP NOOOO PIP!!!! PIP RUN BEFORE THEY FUCKING GET YOU RUN RUN
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it’s jake again @spicyboyjake.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I DONT GIVE A PISS IF ITS A BULLDOG A BULLFROG OR A BULLDAGGER. GIVE ME THOSE MORALLY CORRUPT HOES ‼️‼️‼️ | #limbuscompany #homicidalporkchops
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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Heathcliff has bought Twitter!
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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Outis was caught watching Brain Rot.
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
//💉 - Sorry for lack of responses! I’ve been focusing on high-school and mental health to keep up and running.
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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Faust has been added to Blue Archive as a raid boss.
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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
(So she's getting ran over by her own bus. Lovely...)
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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Due to complications with their VA, Clouded Monk will now be voiced by Chris Pratt.
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
«" Damn right! Every day should be lived to the fullest, truly! "»
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
«" Well..Is there anything you would..uh..suggest? I’m not quite used to things like these..haven’t had regular conversations in a bit, now that I think of it..yeesh.. "»
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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Don Quixote has touched grass.
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
«" Good day..ah..My crew told me about this place…said it’s a good “quick stop-by” for food..that true? I’m not one to be out my cabin and off my ship..I’m not up to times y’know, haha.. "»
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
«" How’re you doing at this time? Lovely out, isn’t it? "»
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
«" Good evening! "»
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Diss3nterbd4mned @diss3nterbd4mned.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Whale
A slightly blurry image of Ishmael from Project Moon’s game “Limbus Company” holding the Pallid Whale from Canto 5, with the words “I FOUND” at the top, indicating Ishmael had finally found the pallid whale that Captain Ahab was hunting for.
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We NEED to kill the whale PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
«" Hello? Is there anyone out there at this time? "»
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Diss3nterbd4mned @diss3nterbd4mned.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I must frolic through the fields of joy. They call for me.
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
”The fault lies with you, Ishmael!“ -ProjectMoon Rp/Parody acc, not affiliated with Project Moon. -Mun is a minor -LEWD DNI. -OOC is ” 💉- “ -Semi Serious, Semi Joking. -NonRp + Rp accs can interact -I AM Captain Ahab. 🔥🔥🔥 #ParodyAcc #OpenRp #PMRP #ProjectMoonRP #sfwrp #multiverserp #ocfriendly
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✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜ @ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
”The fault lies with you, Ishmael!“ -ProjectMoon Rp/Parody acc, not affiliated with Project Moon. -Mun is a minor -LEWD DNI. -OOC is ” 💉- “ -Semi Serious, Semi Joking. -NonRp + Rp accs can interact -I AM Captain Ahab. 🔥🔥🔥 #ParodyAcc #OpenRp #PMRP #ProjectMoonRP #sfwrp #multiverserp #ocfriendly
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