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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Idea: Sweeney Todd but so, so small. Attend the tale of Teeny Todd.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

People in K Dramas clap so much. Do Koreans clap that often? Is there a cultural clap gap? Am I clapist?

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Lifeblood: can you please donate blood please please please we need it so bad WE NEED YOUR BLOOD WE NEED IT GIVE IT TO US PLEASE!!! *Me, an IBS girly who experiences symptoms at least every few weeks* Lifeblood: not if ur gonna be like that

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

are you sure because it is 2025 and I just found this thread because I was looking up if he had bluesky. HELP ME.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Gyms need to have more fat and disabled people in their ads. I know a lot of people are going there trying to lose weight etc but the way to get them in the door is to ensure they know that people won't stare at them or mock them

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I try to be a trans ally intentionally all the time. But I'm also unintentionally a trans ally when I immediately forget someone's deadname when they change their name. Like beep boop it's deleted I need that space for dog breeds

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

We must take the microphones away from white people for a start (I am a white people)

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Miley Cyrus' rhyming scheme really stresses me out.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

I know it's wrong, but I love calling multiple moose "meese"

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Whenever the dating apps tell us we've missed a match, do they expect us to be suddenly sad about it? Like "Oh no I COULD have had that person I swiped left on because I didn't want them"

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Never change, Australia. (Just kidding, this is hilarious but VOTE GODDAMN IT)

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Man, I have the schadenest freude right now. #auspol

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I am so good at fucking up my ankles. Do you reckon I can put it on my resume?

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Hey sapiosexuals, what do y'all do when ya gf adderall wear off n she no lomger smart just hangry n evil huh

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Is Ben Elton on any social media? I fucking hate how every few years I have to glance at Blind Faith and wonder if Trump read it. The critics said it was too "in your face" buuuut....

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

It's fucking diabolical that post offices are open 9-5. What do you mean you won't drop the package off at my house because of a "locked gate" (my house has no gate) and then I have to leave work to go get it. And if I want to go on a weekend I have to get in there by lunch time? Bsffr

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

They should move the seasons back a month so that the weather fits better. But also no they shouldn't because then Australian September would be in Winter and I do NOT want to be a Winter baby ew ick ugh

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

They did, it comes in that little set with the play cash register

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Nothing pleases me more when I'm a little bit sick than googling all my symptoms, measuring my temperature every 12.5 seconds and going "AUGHHH" frequently

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The amount of sauces and dressings I've just straight up drunk in the search for a sliver of dopamine is wildly high. I've experienced flavour intensities you normies can only dream of. Side note: my stomach is ruined

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Oh darling. A little LESS mushrooms, I think. (Kidding, consider this a prompt for more mushies)

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I feel like the grinch in the middle of that cake tasting contest. But like, for marvel.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Topshop take pictures of their models like they don't want you to know what the clothes look like

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Some Australian politicians could learn the same lesson

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I don't get it, nothing is showing up except normal stuff 😭 why won't the internet show me the pervy little freaks?? (Except Jerry)

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Me: huh, i'm ovulating, but i'm not getting the weird symptoms Also me: - skin doing weird hormonal shit - can't look anyone in the eye because i'll fall in love with them - found a man VERY sexy for his fathering skills - want 2 kiss all my friends???

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

"I'm not a page, I'm a guy!" - the fucking skeleton man in my doomscroll box

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Fffffff the YEARNING 🤌🤌

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Why are you saying this about white people with dreadlocks? Too neutral. Please say meaner things, they MUST be deterred.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

As if people don't do that all the time. I don't remember what my doctor looks like! Also, if your doctor knew, they'd be relieved because they sure as hell won't remember your face out of the 200 others they have to see this week

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

You'll totally watch them all, I believe you!

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I like that there's a smaller character limit here. Man was given a larger limit, and just look what they did with it. Disgraceful.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

There's a secret third option. It's touching back on the hobby intermittently because of the shame of spending so much, but the gaps between are so long that you kinda forget how to do it each time.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Isn't anyone worried the little sushi boats in the moat will capsize? It doesn't want to go back into the water!

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

There's nothing like that feeling of adopting a new form of social media before everyone else, and you can just spout your bullshit into the void. Somebody capture this feeling of freedom and sell it to me.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Why do the rich gays always have those stupid hand chairs? As a poor gay, someone buy me a stupid hand chair plz.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

We should ban farts. I will hear no criticism at this time.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

A new tiktok trend is where they caption "you're so funny" & share something deeply traumatic that made them that way but everyone KNOWS when someone tells you you're funny you go "oh thanks haha" then proceed to do something so deeply unfunny that it will haunt you for the rest of your days

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