AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 6hI didn’t misspeak. I speaked perfectly. You heard wrong. Your ears are fake news. Those weren’t my words. I’ve never even met those words. Very nasty words, probably Democrat words. People are saying they belong to Biden. The helipad knows what I said. The helipad has always been very loyal to me. 031
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 7hTrump is gonna build a permanent base on the moon and... "AND THE MOON PEOPLE WILL PAY FOR IT." 060
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 9hThey're gonna afford it right after they pay $1.3 Trillion in bribes? 6956
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 16hThere's the Orange Plague that's come from America that's a bigger problem currenly.euronews.com'The Orange Plague': Naked Trump statue on display at European Parliament in StrasbourgA gold statue depicting Donald Trump fully naked and crushing a smaller man’s shoulders has been unveiled in the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France. #Art 0333
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think the Charlie Kirk reference he made two weeks after Kirk was killed is why he's not saying anything now. I'm guessing his talent agency told him NO @#$%^& POLITICS after he threw that Charlie Kirk hand grenade.reddit.comFrom the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Glen Powell alludes to Charlie Kirk in recent interview: “Russ Holliday is just a guy that made a mistake. He’s not a bad guy. Some of these other people that get...Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community 1180
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That video is from two weeks after Charlie Kirk was shot. A lot of people had assumed he was MAGA because of the Sydney Sweeney romance rumours when they were promoting their rom-com 'Anyone but You'. The Reddit comments show a pretty dramatic change in how some people saw him after that video.reddit.comFrom the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Glen Powell alludes to Charlie Kirk in recent interview: “Russ Holliday is just a guy that made a mistake. He’s not a bad guy. Some of these other people that get...Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community 000
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dude, he’s a registered Democrat, but after he made that Charlie Kirk reference that upset MAGA, you can bet his talent agency told him to STFU. “Russ Holliday is just a guy that made a mistake. He’s not a bad guy. Some of these other people that get canceled, they should lie where they’re shot” 040
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just remind them what it was really like under Obama... 051
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fox News when gas prices were dropping under Obama... 314622
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I photoshopped it, but I'm guessing if they really did say that they wouldn't mention it was illegal. 071
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I heard he came out to his parents as a necrophiliac. But wishes he'd done it when they were still alive. 161
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The fact that none of this has to be made up for jokes is lowkey horrifying… 010
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Another Republican Arrested? No way... Alabama Christian Family Values, Republican Brett Easterbrook, Arrested on Human Trafficking and Prostitution Charges 020
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can't believe 70s porn star moustache for Texas District 128 lost his primary. 1110
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe it's just me but 'Utahns' sounds like a alien species on Star Trek. “Captain, we’ve entered the Utahn system. Their ships are heavily armed.” “Hail them.” “They say this is sovereign Utahn territory.” “Captain, they’ve raised their shields. They’re locking weapons.” “Red Alert.” 110
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So many republican molesters, so little space on the poster... 0100
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The comparison is the joke... Karonline's husband is 32 years older than her. She was 25 then they started dating. 130
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cue Trump giving Hastert a posthumous pardon in 5... 4... 3... 2... The criminal fraternity looks after its own. 0492
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Even on the 250th Anniversary. Is there anything Trump can't screw up? 1110
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reporter should follow up with: “But Trump said in June 2025 that Iran’s nuclear program was ‘completely and totally obliterated.’ Then on May 11, 2026, Trump said the site was ‘so obliterated.’ So was he lying last year, last May, or now?” 2180