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Andrew Goldstone

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Chiefly interested in applying the methods of a discipline I took one undergrad course in to topics entirely ignored in my graduate education. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@agoldst, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
I learned that one of the "dr-openai" mathdump papers claims to build on work done by my father & collaborators. He is too ill to read it and defend against this betrayal of the scientific institution to which he devoted himself. May the perpetrators at OpenAI—cowards, they do not sign the work […]
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
FitzBagels, MacBagel, and van de Bagel franchises immediately buy out local bagel shops in order to compete
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
TIRED: generating publicity by DDOSing the entire field of mathematics WIRED: giving us all a break by DDOSing the entire field of CS
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Yes! I have finally made it! I am a Public Intellectual now!
Definitely very real e-mail wth the subject "An Invitation to Discuss Fictions of Autonomy: Modernism from Wilde to de Man on WBEZ Radio"
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Speaking of irrational excesses of things with straight edges and rounded corners, @sifu.tweety.fish is…sharp on the organizational supports of the paperclip cult buttondown.com/apperceptive/archive…
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
apple's ai-fuelled rounderRect mania is like someone took @tom7's Uppestcase as a design prototype noheger.at/blog/2026/01/11/the-stru…
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The struggle of resizing windows on macOS Tahoe
A lot has already been said about the absurdly large corner radius of windows on macOS Tahoe. People are calling the way it looks comical, like a child’s toy, or downright insane. Setting all the aesthetic issues aside – which are to some extent a matter of taste – it also comes at a cost in terms of usability. Since upgrading to macOS Tahoe, I’ve noticed that quite often my attempts to resize a window are failing. This never happened to me before in almost 40 years of using computers. So why all of a sudden? It turns out that my initial click in the window corner instinctively happens in an area where the window doesn’t respond to it. The window expects this click to happen in an area of 19 × 19 pixels, located near the window corner. If the window had no rounded corners at all, 62% of that area would lie **inside** the window: But due to the huge corner radius in Tahoe, most of it – about 75% – now lies **outside** the window: Living on this planet for quite a few decades, I have learned that it rarely works to grab things if you don’t actually touch them: So I instinctively try to grab the window corner inside the window, typically somewhere in that green area, near the blue dot: And I assume that most people would also intuitively expect to be able to grab the corner there. But no, that’s already outside the accepted target area: So, for example, grabbing it here does **not** work: But guess what – grabbing it here **does** : So in the end, the most reliable way to resize a window in Tahoe is to grab it **outside** the corner – a gesture that feels unnatural and unintuitive, and is therefore inevitably error-prone.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
real γλυκύπικρον moment for Canadian literature
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@kjhealy alignment chart or it doesn't count
Philosophical error theorists and moral nihilists do not, on the whole, want to live in a state of vicious anarchy. The same goes for academic Marxists, debunking Evolutionary Psychologists, hopelessly confused Critical Realists, biogenomic bean-counters, Scandinavian DBO enumerators, tradition-marinaded MacIntyreans, authenticity-obsessed standpoint epistemologists, and have-your-cake-and-eat-it pragmatists. All of them are people you are likely to encounter at conferences
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Natalia Cecire @ncecire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're casting about for amusement in London on the evening of Friday 20 November, I'm giving a talk at KCL on mushrooms and social reproduction. They've got a bit of security at the building, so if you're not at KCL but would like to go, contact aaron.rosenberg at kcl dot ac dot uk
Teal green event poster with a close-up image of pink oyster mushrooms. Text reads:

Natalia Cecire, University of Sussex. Plasticities. Friday Nov 20 2026, Bush House SE 4.16, 5-6:30 pm. King's College London Department of English Environmental Humanities. 

"Plasticities," the title of the talk, is in the Barbie typeface.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Would you have guessed P(bachelor's degree | atheist) < 50% ?
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
PREPARE TO "BE 'QUOTED'"
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
"We have the fix for the essay assignment! send it all to BotDetectorBot! You already have students upload papers, that's no different from giving them to BotDetectorBotCo!" Oh, Chronicle. #neverclick
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Must burn Yg up so much that Douthat got the NYT gig and not him
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
truly bleak
screenshot of part of "Don Knuth's home page" (cs.stanford.edu/~knuth/news.html) announcing as one of his "Public Lectures in 2026": "Thursday, December 3, 5pm PST, in the NVIDIA Auditorium...A Computer Musing entitled "Claude and The Art of Computer Programming"
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Editorial standards at the LRB sadly fallen. Imagine letting "Klingon" get by for "Ferengi"! (Parry, "Keeping up with the Kims," 24 Sept. 2026)
The flirtation unfolded over a year and three dates, in Singapore, Vietnam and at the North-South border. ‘I think the entire world is watching this moment,’ Kim said at the first meeting. ‘Many people in the world will think of this as a scene from a fantasy, from a science fiction movie.’ There was no obvious reason why Trump had gone from threatening nuclear war to shaking hands; like so much else about him, it made no sense in terms of long-established US principle and precedent. But there they were: the tubby Dalek and the ageing Klingon, touching arms, patting backs, nodding and smiling.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
when you think "excellent risk management and compliance," which university names come immediately to mind?
Daily Targum headline today: "U. appoints former Cornell, Syracuse compliance worker as chief risk officer"
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
If you need a little joy, just consider the etymology of "candy," which takes you from Anglo-Norman, around or across the Indian Ocean, and over to South India (OED 3rd ed., last revised 2020):
Anglo-Norman sucre chandi and Middle French sucre candi (1256 in Old French) < Arabic sukkar qandī < sukkar sugar n. + an unattested (but regularly formed) adjective *qandī of or relating to crystallized sugar (< qand crystallized sugar + ‑ī ‑i suffix); compare Persian qandī sugared, made of sugar… Ulterior etymology of the Arabic word: The precise route of transmission is unclear: Arabic qand is apparently ultimately < a Dravidian language (compare Tamil kaṇṭu candied sugar, related to kaṭṭu to harden, to condense), which was also borrowed into Sanskrit as khaṇḍava, khaṇḍa candied sugar. The Indian word was probably transmitted via Persian qand; the initial q in Persian may either show later Arabic influence, or an attempt to approximate the quality of the Dravidian initial
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
The CEO of Palantir UK is literally Oswald Mosley's grandson. That's Star Wars-level plotting right there
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
the "position type" options for searching Rutgers job ads (jobs.rutgers.edu/postings/search) are a little discouraging, frankly
Job postings search page (jobs.rutgers.edu): the "Position Type" list includes the categories "Staff," "Faculty," and "NOT IN USE Tenure/TenureTrack Faculty"
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
customer feedback for the friendly neighborhood knowledge-enclosure rentier
How likely are you to recommend ProQuest to a friend or coworker? 0-10 scale. -500 scrawled in red and circled.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
In new @zotero all searches are in currently selected collection, but I usually want to search the library when I hit ⌘-F. Advanced search used to be a workaround; now every search requires a click.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Am in a large academical WhatsApp group where someone announced “there will be cake 🍰” (intended for incoming students) and the urge to proclaim “THE CAKE IS A LIE” is nearly irresistible
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
#lrt My institution's library "has" plenty of these "books"; what it does not have is an English literature librarian, or any collections budget for my field
Rutgers library catalog page showing a bunch of "machine-generated overview" titles from Springer
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John Mark Ockerbloom @jmarkockerbloom.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
University libraries (including mine, now that I check the catalog) are paying for LLM-generated ebooks from Springer Nature: www.insidehighered.com/opinion/view… (If you do a search for "machine generated overview" or […]
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
modern technology ruined our attention spans…by supplying books with pages already cut, depriving us of a "soothing and elegant occupation" (Publishers' Circular, Oct. 15, 1898) #guillotine
SHOULD BOOKS AND MAGAZINES BE SOLD WITH THE EDGES CUT? [letter to the editor]: SIR, In this utilitarian age it seems childish and ridiculous to defend a custom merely for reasons of sentiment. Nevertheless I hope you will allow me t put in a word in defence of uncut edges.... Is not the soothing and elegant occupation of cutting open the leaves of a book an excellent preparation for its enjoyment? [etc etc] Yours faithfully, AUSTIN H. JOHNSON, Chelsea, Oct. 8, 1898.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
You wanted 1984 or some other prestigious doom scenario but instead it’s the early episode of South Park where Cartman passes off Walden as his own work and wins a prize. Other details track too en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_Gain_4…
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Weight Gain 4000 - Wikipedia
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@JMarkOckerbloom/11… digital records preserve things forever!
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Melanie Walsh @mellymeldubs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let’s name the ship after something secure, something that will NEVER be in crisis from ANY angle: the American Constitution.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
medicine: the "don't call me, I'll call you" profession. Not even the lowliest resident has a findable e-mail or phone. MyChart, Accurx, etc. have added even more barriers—disguised as patient access.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
british airways chatbot, british airways email, and british airways SMS: one always tells the truth, one always lies, and one
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
TFW, having found an article on the topic, you have to turn from complacently narrating wie es eigentlich gewesen to anxiously defending an interpretation of sources someone else went over already
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
@cforster.bsky.social thanks, Chris. Speaking of bridging and gaps, for some reason bridgy fed didn't ping me about your nice comment. things fall apart.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
@triplingual that remark was really a learning opportunity for me
In the 1946 Japanese film No Regrets for Our Youth, directed by Akira Kurosawa, when Yukie and Noge reunite in Tokyo during the war, Yukie laments that she is not happy with her career and wants to do something truly meaningful in the struggle for freedom. Noge responds, "Who finds work like that even once in their lives? It's like finding The Blue Bird of Happiness."

The bluebird is mentioned at the end of the 1968 Beatles film Yellow Submarine, when the leader of the Blue Meanies, the Chief Blue Meanie claims that his "cousin is the bluebird of happiness". Beatles Paul McCartney wrote a song about them for his band Wings’ 1973 album Band on the Run, "Bluebird".
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
LLMs bridge the gap between the honor still accorded to white-collar literacy and the dwindling capacity of educational institutions to reproduce it. andrewgoldstone.com/blog/f26nope
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Literacy, Language Models, Cultural Capital
The website of Andrew Goldstone, Associate Professor of English, Rutgers University, New Brunswick. Scholarship on the history and sociology of twentieth-century literature, pages for undergraduate and graduate literature courses, blog.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
enshittification discourse is weird bc it imagines a "good" digital marketplace as the thing that has been enshat. Oh no, the vendors shafted by amazon! Alas, the news websites not getting the clicks!
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I’ll agree AI is great for math or coding or whatever if you’ll agree to confiscatory top marginal taxes, a permanent fossil fuel extraction ban, and the principle: no one should go hungry any more.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
are you shitting me
putative "cloudflare human verification" enjoining you to switch to terminal, press command-v, and type enter
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@kjhealy/1172724959… it isn't AGI until a model grasps that no award-winning Canadian novelist and essayist would have an e-mail signature reading "Award-winning Canadian novelist and essayist"
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Philip N Cohen @philipncohen.com · 13/09/2026
What if the only way to see if college is worth attending anymore is to make it free.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Call your senator NOW and DEMAND Dems make sure cash giveaways are turned into MEANS-TESTED tax CREDITS that are budget-NEUTRAL
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
iPhone Duo ($2000) iPhone Duo bound in half calf ($3,000) iPhone Duo Vellum ($10,000) iPhone Duo F1: pre-loaded with ultra-HD First Folio images from an actual First Folio we pulped ($5,000,000)
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
in other great edtech news, OECD testing of 15 year olds shows an association between "AI" use and worse scores across subjects
OECD figure showing declining mean PISA scores in science by increasing frequency of AI use for schoolwork. https://www.oecd.org/en/publications/pisa-2025-results-volume-i_73451bc5-en.html
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Whoa, missed the great news from March! Blackboard (formerly Anthology, formerly Blackboard) is back, "debt-free and focused on enabling transformational teaching and learning"! #debtfree
[corporate press release] Blackboard, Formerly Anthology, Emerges Debt-Free and Focused on Enabling Transformational Teaching and Learning
Blackboard to operate on a stand-alone, debt-free basis following completion of recapitalization
Bruce Dahlgren to continue as CEO; Dr. Matthew Pittinsky to re-join as CEO at a future date
Anthology (the “Company”), a leading software as a service (“SaaS”) educational technology provider, announced today that it has successfully emerged from Chapter 11 to finalize its financial restructuring process, completing a comprehensive recapitalization. Rebranded as Blackboard, the Company’s core Teaching & Learning business (comprised of Blackboard LMS, Ally, Illuminate, Evaluate, and Institutional Effectiveness solutions) will operate on a stand-alone, debt-free basis that positions the new Blackboard to focus on transformational teaching and learning.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
even when I expect functionaries of humanities organizations to hate actual humanities faculty, the sheer contempt radiating from something like this still shocks me www.chronicle.com/article/the-human…
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
The LLM-generated bulleted list with bolded catchphrases is the new long-scrolling single-page website with circular founder headshots (web aesthetics which scream "tech bullshit")
image of some release notes using the now-ubiquitous chatbot formula of a bulleted list with keywords in bold, a colon, and explanatory text following
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Excel-copy-paste-retract is evergreen, but “plain text computing” threatens to acquire an almost completely opposite set of connotations from what it had a few years ago
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
RE: hcommons.social/@LeahPrice/11722869… The New Weird Vegetarianism
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Thanks to reporting on UN resolution, equal-earth dot com appears have been slashdotted. Also: "Only the US voted no" www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/…
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
just used "then" for "than" in an e-mail to a student. Time to enlist in the Foreign Legion.
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Andrew Goldstone @agoldst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
it's okay everyone, we can go back to talking shit about Harvard again www.thecrimson.com/article/2026/9/3…
[Crimson article] This summer, Deming hosted Harvard Corporation member Mariano-Florentino “Tino” Cuéllar ’93 on his podcast, where Cuéllar warned against “clunky” regulations that cannot adapt quickly to technological progress. Cuéllar was tapped as Anthropic’s chief global affairs officer shortly after, leading government relations for the AI giant.
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