Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Robin: Can I have some water? Eddie: *starts chugging his water bottle* Eddie: *chokes from drinking too fast* Eddie: *spills water all over themself* Eddie, coughing: I don't have any water. 0101
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Steve: Is something burning? Eddie, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Steve: Eddie, the toaster is literally on fire. 04316
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Steve: How would you like your coffee? Eddie: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Steve, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!! 26617
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 09/01/2025steve and eddie together on the couch watching a movie, steve lays with his head on eddie's lap as he plays with the rings on eddie's finger it's all so romantic until steve just suddenly does a nice lil chomp on eddie's arm and eds is just like wtf looks down at steve who's 1154
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Eddie: *all happy and smiley* Do you want this handful of moss? Steve: *confused af* Why would I want a handful of fucking moss? Eddie: *sad* Damn, you could’ve just said no. 3349
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 28/12/2024i love eddie being the type of child who loves all kinds of bugs and collects them like some kind of treasure, he still probably has dead bugs on his windowsill in special jars, first time steve comes over and he sees a dead beatle in a special container and he's like wtf and eddie just 2339
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 24/12/2024decorate my lil christmas tree pls!! decomytree.com/home?hashedI...decomytree.com🎄DECO MY TREE🎄Decorate Friend's Tree for Christmas🎅 000
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 04/12/2024spent a nice day in Potsdam with a couple of people from my school today i am absolutely exhausted but satisfied 040
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 23/11/2024thank god you can't see views on your posts now i don't have to worry how many people ignore me 072
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Steve: stay still, you’ve lost a of blood Eddie: I didn’t /lose/ blood. I know exactly where it is Eddie: *points at blood puddle* Eddie: right there 05719
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 21/11/2024“literally me” pinterest characters i must say..... i kinda agree 030
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 18/11/2024eddie: well, if you ever want to talk or anything, i’ll always be inside you. steve: uhh? eddie: *screams* i mean, beside you! not— not that! beside you! steve: ……well, if you’re offering…. 0295
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Steve: So the other day I sent Eddie out to get us some gas. Steve: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters. Steve: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. Steve: … Steve: I love him so much. 092
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Eddie: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into- Steve: You sleep with a teddy bear. Eddie: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! 04516
Agness @agnessaesthete.bsky.social · 08/10/2023happy national lesbian day!!!! i wish i had a girlfriend... 000
