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@agirlfrommars.bsky.social
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As an over-functioning and adult in both my personal and professional lives, the amount of work I’m doing to be able to go on a vacation and not have to do work has burned me out at levels previously unseen
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The worst part of shopping at Whole Foods is when you are shopping at Whole Foods
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Just a minute, I’m bullying pet stores on social media”
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I follow this instagram that’s pictures of girls carrying shit because I truly admire the way girls can hold incredible amounts of things with just one hand but every fourth photo is a body check and it’s like I thought we were just holding shit here but you’re all just 20 and smoke cigarettes
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would never have expected that being an early, tenured and mildly popular cosplayer would go from a scourge that I hid at work to now a conversation point that ingratiates me to the executive team
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to not care as much getting stuck in WNBA traffic because I was like yeah go women but all the bullshit these bozos on the Fever are up to has me fucking fuming trying to commute home
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the Wendy’s emo album is funny and there are worse ways to be advertised to
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am sad because no one has ever invited me to the ren faire. This is silly I know but I guess I kinda thought of myself as the local friend who would be fun to invite to the ren faire
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Dragoncon Facebook groups are full of anti vaxxers and mask deniers bullying the attendees reporting their Covid infections which shows me that I’ll never need to go back to that con again now that the chuds are so rampant. Shoulda gatekept it harder, all the coworkers got in
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m normalizing preventative health screenings by telling every coworker with glee that I’m off tomorrow for my first colonoscopy
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just a reminder that I will never allow you to besmirch a furry in my presence for the rest of my life!!! They are a generous and caring fandom and they deserve to have their fun peacefully!!
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🥰 we loved spending time with the community and talking about animals with everyone!!
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
These fans still love generating AI slop almost as much as boomers in Facebook groups, it’s on their merch, their cosplay, their meetups, it’s a real turn off for this series
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just asked a furry “How do you feel about the representation of the pine marten in Twin Peaks”
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have somehow lived my life such that I’m eating a Subway sandwich on stage at a furry convention panel and honestly it’s a great place to be
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sweetgreen showed me the carbon footprint of a slop bowl and it pissed me off so bad
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My current version of imposter syndrome is Liz Lemon Syndrome where I feel like I’ve been put upon by everyone but what if it turns out it’s because I was being a huge bitch the whole time
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can’t wait to be marketed to in brand content thinly disguised as a dolly eulogy
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m on the board of the charity chosen for this year’s #IndyFurCon and I am overwhelmed with the support I’m getting both from amazing convention staff as well as from my rescue volunteers who want to come meet the community!! It’s a lot to manage but a great place to be
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Season 2 of this came out and I didn’t even know because unfortunately I am 45 years old
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Embarrassing: an elected official saw me singing along to Joyce manor in my car in the parking garage
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I was worried I was meaner than I meant to be at work today but just now I ripped a piece of candy in half because my bird wanted to lick the inside of it so maybe I’m not actually capable of being as mean of a person as it feels like I’m being
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Does anyone know if we can eat shredded lettuce again I need it for my mental health
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gringa! at the Kroger
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Someday I hope I can stop reminding myself that I can do hard things because I would like to stop having to do so many hard things
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saw 25 Amish people and a cybertruck on the same block in downtown Indianapolis I can’t deal with this rn I gotta lay down
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ruined the vibes in the work book club today
Peggy Olson from Mad Men at her typewriter probably trying too hard and fucking something up
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One of my stupidest traits is that I always am surprised when someone I respect disappoints me!
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It was two weeks to the day of eating a Wawa hoagie with shredded lettuce on it that got me and not the hedonic 4th of July weekend
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No joke I think Wawa gave me the diarrhea lettuce disease and I spent last week just assuming my intense intestinal illness was somehow just my fault due to my personal choices
Me texting my husband saying:
God my guts I got hot snakes
I don’t think it’s the hormones I think it’s the itis from living European
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sorry that was me farting at the death cab show it’s just that I was being manspread on and that’s my defensive reaction
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Man why do my guts feel so bad” A thought bubble appears over my head showing a flashback to the weekend where i shoveled food into my gullet nonstop and drank 10000 beers this weekend “Who can never really be sure”
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Whenever I drive past someone parallel parking I send them a mental signal that I am not watching to give them privacy
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Had a margarita so strong at the local Mexican restaurant got us trying to speak a little español
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don’t really fully know what Dungeon Crawler Carl is, but I do see the fans going gaga for obvious AI slop merchandise of it so I’m gonna need a better recommendation than that
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I drank a Buzzball and then chased my pet pigeon Trashlee around the house to get her to take a sip of my water
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
True life it happened to me: band I’ve liked for a while got real big and I absolutely hate the vibe at their shows now (hot mulligan)
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I felt the need to update this that the maga bar is closing and a biker bar 1.5 miles away is under new ownership and has extremely diverse customers so we walk there and it does take 30 minutes on roads with no sidewalks but I HAVE A DIVE NOW
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I told cam that when we get older if his feet start to stink he has to get starfox surgery or I’ll divorce him and he agreed that was reasonable
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Someone at the Beths show brought their own recorder and I’m really sad cause I didn’t know that was allowed or I would have brought a recorder
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I cannot think for more than five seconds about how much more is expected of me as a woman in my public service job than the men I work with it makes me want to throw up
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Hold on let me put on a shirt with a skeleton on it” me changing out of my jimmy eat world tshirt before going to the biker bar
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
cypriot hospital
Snake talking on a CODEC call (presumably). He's got a robot arm and a bunch of new scars (including a giant shrapnel in his skull like a horn)

I'm on them Sniper Wolf pentazemins. Smokin' FOXDIE til' I cough up bone fragments. This shit ain't nothin' to me. They tried to kill me in a coma in a Cypriot hospital, I walked out rolling uncut afghani diamonds the size of mushballs.
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Thinking of really leaning into becoming a Rachel Antonoff girlie this summer as I’m exiting my Margaritaville vampire phase and entering my proto Gangie phase
An elegantly dressed Lucille Bluth stands on the deck of a beach house and asks a passerby if they care to join her for a glass of breakfast wine
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have a weird kind of fomo for the No Doubt sphere set and it’s mostly just yearning for a world where she grew into someone who i could still care about
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A man to me at the bar tonight: “let me just say, you’re gorgeous. But, I don’t mean nothing by it, but are you a gay woman”
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The Lyft driver put on Taylor Swift when I got in…. Humiliating
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I feel like I have lived a million lifetimes since that movie with two Paul Rudds came out
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Glycerine is the Hey Jude of my generation
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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have played this in the car on my way to and from work for weeks, it’s my “if it sucks hit the bricks” theme song youtu.be/PgL6DLmPfhk?...
youtu.be
Michael M - When The Bomb Drops I Will Fucking Run Into It
YouTube video by Michael M
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