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Andrew Gilbertson

@agilbertson.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood weirdo

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Kevin Weldon Has Risen From The Grave @kevweldon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The hand is the horse of the body. I will not elaborate.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Which stupid asshole is she, again? There's too many stupid assholes in this administration for me to keep track of them individually.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That, to.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've never been an SNL fan (I find it moderately funny AT BEST and not worth staying up for), but I guess now I'm going from "not actively watching" to "actively boycotting".
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes! I've got one that's a stand like the one in the attached image rather than attached to the wall. So I need to know where you took the picture so I can grab a few of these before they realize how small the target market really is.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the middle of a hurricane is not the time to go surfing.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Billionaires didn't need to take over NYT because NYT has been on the side of fascists going back to Hitler being in power.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's important to have a reliable friend (like teddy) in these uncertain times.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lemmy started every show with "We are Motorhead, and we play rock and roll" so I think you're in good company when taking that approach. 🤘
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying to differentiate heavy metal into a billion different sub-sub-sub-genres is a mistake. Listen to (and/or play) what you like. Let people with a pathological need to Be Correct have the arguments.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The whole thread is horseshit. Decompiling software has been possible for decades, though you don't necessarily get variable names that are useful and you DEFINITELY don't get comments that help a human make sense of the code. And "security through obscurity" was an idea that was DOA.
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𝕃𝕠𝕘𝕒𝕟 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @minotaursauce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need more trees everywhere I think
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope my next big trip will involve seeing the sequoias in California. I hear that when it comes to trees, they're the biggest.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Billboard bans! (Along with Hawaii and Alaska.) I'm not sure how relevant that is to prisoners voting, though.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it even possible to make cars in those shapes that meet modern safety standards - bumper height requirements, seat belts, airbags, etc.?
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He looks like he's in a Nickelback cover band. And an unsuccessful one, even by the low standards of cover bands, at that.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the hell is Newt Gingrich doing there? Related: Newt Gingrich is still alive?!?!?
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not really a new product IMO, I'd say it's been their primary product for over a decade now. Just in a variety of new forms.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They want to scare people with a mere 400 migrants while they're also claiming there's 100,000,000 people already here that they need to massively increase the size of ICE in order to deport? Are these MFers serious?
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A synonym of "begone", according to @merriam-webster.com's Android app.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait til A hears about the upstate NY town of Coxsackie (I *swear* I did not just make that up.)
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rarely, but not because of AI: Even ten years ago, by the time a technical book got published, it was likely to be outdated. Online documentation is far more likely (but still not guaranteed!) to be up to date.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Science fiction ahead of the curve once again (by over a decade), Google "sad puppies Hugo awards" if you want the story of what happened there.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cue Muse by Meta learning how to access a botnet in order to have thousands of IPs to access Amazon's web site from.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I already didn't like MacOS for various UI-related reasons but now I guess I have another reason to avoid it.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, so this is going to make a billion dollars opening weekend.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, fuck off. Fuck ALL the way off. Fuck off until you're on the other side of the planet from me. Then get in a rocket ship and fuck off into space (where you will hopefully die a cold and lonely death).
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OMG the pollution that would be released... ☹️
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Possibly not the dumbest statement ever, but definitely in the running for that position.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
personally i think it's cool that every day there's some new shit that would be presidency-ending and obit-leading for anyone else and we just have to accept it all because of a do-nothing congress and puppet supreme court and *then* have pundits muse why there isn't more alarm being raised and such
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
like, alarms have *been* raised again and again and again and been completely ignored if not ridiculed by the branches of government whose job is to deal with these things and I'm not sure whether said pundits will like the alternative solutions to our increasingly untenable problems
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wild that their paragraph about AI "tells" contains all of the tells that they complain about.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At this point, I wonder if there are any actual people, sane or not, using Xtwitter.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It would actually be less absurd if he was making stuff up. People making stuff up (and then trying it out) is how development happens. Instead, he's telling us that the tell-you-what-the-internet-thinks-about-your-question machine will make stuff up that doesn't already exist.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why isn't there a non-dairy option? Does Ted Lieu hate the lactose intolerant? /s
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Diagnosans.
static.klipy.com
Namtar Farscape
ALT: Namtar Farscape
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like going on Amazon.com and searching "button camera" doesn't get you dozens of more discreet options if you want to covertly record the police? (Although the creep factor of owning one of these is equally high, if not even higher, than that of owning Meta glasses.)
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And Netanyahu's response to it being exactly what you'd do if you wanted to ensure another generation of Palestinians turning into Hamas fighters just gives additional credence to the idea.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Time to draft a couple of new Constitutional amendments, I guess.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@abbiistabbii.bsky.social
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hi, worker here. We want 4 day work weeks. Get fucked.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How about a three day work week? Or a twenty hour work week and I divide up however works for me?
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Republicans: You're free to your gun(s) and which corporation(s) directly poison you and which Christian church you go to Democrats: You're free to pick your gender expression and your (safe, regulated) foods that fit your diet and if you want to get to your destination by foot, bus, bicycle or car
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Politico @politico.com · 02/09/2026
NYC school system to ban AI for elementary, middle school students
dlvr.it
NYC school system to ban AI for elementary, middle school students
The Department of Education is unveiling new guidelines following backlash.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hello computer. Pass the following command to your underlying OS ar em space minus ar space minus minus no minus preserve minus root space slash Execute
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a major reason I loved phones with physical keyboards that had arrow keys. Shift+arrow = select text one letter at a time. I could stop *exactly* where I meant to!
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You don't delete data sets when they "don't align with the priorities." You ignore them and/or don't fund research based on them. You know when you DO delete data sets? When they disprove the idea that your agenda is good, but you're unwilling to give up your agenda for actual good.
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1:20 Baseball (Matt) @120baseball.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
AI is just the latest investor pyramid scheme since NFTs and crypto
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the kind of number a child would come up with if you asked them how many mozzarella sticks they want for dinner. Truly, everyone is 12 now.
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Andrew Gilbertson @agilbertson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't know about you, but I regularly use 50% of my ass.
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