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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️

@agiftofzeus.bsky.social
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BSPH health education & promotion/global health MPH environmental health sciences Probably gonna take over the world 🏃🏿‍♂️🧶🧫 IG: iamzenas

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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t NEED the iPhone Duo, but the fact that it comes out my birthweek AND my 14 pro max screen cracked last week seems like too much of a coincidence.
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
99% of my skeets (Bluesky posts) are from drunk me
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
99% of my skeets (Bluesky posts) are from drunk me
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just drank a Coors Light in the shower and now I feel like I need to go vote for people who will make life miserable for children, minorities, and marginalized groups because it’ll make eggs cheaper
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I will never forget the time I said to a coworker “we need to get more toilet paper, there’s like one square left” and he said “do you need more than one?”
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
14 years on Instagram and I finally reached 1000 followers lol 😆
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAMOS COÑOOOOOOOO 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A red card to Argentina? Baby give me this referees name on a jersey NOW!!
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I didn’t hate Argentina before this World Cup started
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Editing footage for a TikTok of my Peachtree road race experience and I’m gonna have to use tf out of censor bars because I didn’t realize how exposed I was in those compression shorts and my singlet wasn’t as long as I thought
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m by no means an expert at soccer, a dilettante at best, but I’m still pissed about the Egypt v Argentina game because it was so obviously corrupt
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“piNeAapLe DoESn’T bELoNG 0n PiZzA Grow up, you’re being performative. Have you even tried pineapple, jalapeño, feta, beef, and pepperoni cause it’s life changing and Dominos is running a deal on any crust with up to 7 ingredients rn and it’s divine (and I’m not being paid to promote this)
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fellas, get some girls and/or gays+ in your inner circle. Straights take 3-5 business days to reply in an emotional spiral and your calls will go to voicemail.
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The tiniest spider just repelled like six feet from the ceiling to my desk now my current hyper fixation is spider webs: how much can spiders produce, how quickly is it replenished, what is the energy expenditure, what do the little ones eat (I’m assuming dust mites)
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium really just wiped their ass with the US 😭
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
OH MY GOD I HEARD HIS LEG SNAP 😱
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’ve said it before but coming from a family of amazing singers and top tier cooks, live music and trendy restaurants (and live music AT trendy restaurants!) are hard to enjoy
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy #WineWednesday! My roommate is out of town on a cruise so I finally have the chance to deep clean the whole apartment while downing a 1.5 liter bottle of sangria In two hours 🙂‍↕️
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Currently drinking beer, watching 2022 World Cup re-runs, and crocheting a blanket 🙂
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Is it me or did Hulu double up on the PrEP commercials for Pride Month lol
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just saw a lady walking five pit bulls on the beltline
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Papi de Pointe Du Lac 🎃🧛🏾‍♂️ @al-weighs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My Daddy. Ain’t no man I met better or cooks better. Other than me.
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My cousin invited me to her birthday trip to Houston so naturally I set my hinge location to there and I’ve gotten so many more likes than I do in Atlanta. Should I move?
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The onion…???
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Not my old boss on LinkedIn looking for a job 😭
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Since LinkedIn and Indeed wanna post fake jobs, I’ll give them fake answers. How many years of experience do I have as a professional engineer you ask? Thirty.
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I need these “dating” apps to be prepared for the World Cup matches in Atlanta. I don’t have time for them to be crashing, I’m trying to make some foreign billionaire fall in love with me and rescue me from this country 😭
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy 2,026th birthday Earth 🥳🌍
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
On hinge having a ✨spicy✨conversation with a catfish
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I WILL be in a speedo this summer at least once 😤
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✨God’s Favorite✨ @abotheegreat.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
I still ain’t forget what you did to Princess Shireen you firecracker head ass hoe!!!
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Ray Mitchell @raymitchell.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
Congratulations to @agiftofzeus.bsky.social and @jeniusj.blacksky.app, First Place finishers of the Inaugural #BlackskyFitness 5K. Everyone who entered and completed their Walk or Run was a winner and an important part of our fitness community. Thanks to all that participated and inspired others!
Image of finisher trophies for the #blackskyfitness 5K. The trophies show the names @agiftofzeus and @jeniusj.
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When it costs $100 to fill up my Corolla I hope my coworkers don’t expect me to show up to work.
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sprained my ankle Friday night so I used my run from when I was drunk on April 2 for my #BlackSkyFitness 5k race time 😅
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yay Penis Homosex 👁️👄👁️
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Update: I did run very drunk. #RunnersOfBluesky
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Drunken Spring cleaning
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When Whitney said 🎶 EEE EEE EEE 🎶 i felt it in my spirit
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pre-shower shit thought: In college I told my friends I buy Angel Soft lavender scented toilet paper and they clowned me and now guess what them niggas wipe they ass with!
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Okay so I’m 2 glasses in and I think I’m about to take a shower and then run to my Tuesday Thursday run club to then run again with them
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
About to mix Peach Crown with sangria blanco…
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“Holistic wellness” but it’s crack??? 😭
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Me trying to figure out who to cheer for in the World Cup
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Just had a hot honey chicken tender salad from Publix and there was literally more fried chicken than vegetables and that’s why y’all backs big now and I’m not taking any more recommendations from TikTok. It slapped though.
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
New guy at work said he drinks a half gallon of whole milk a day, I’m pretty sure he’s a cow in a human skin suit
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My supervisor got ChatGPT to write a spaghetti western about me
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Been looking forward to this trip for a month and definitely needed it after this week. Never mind 🙃
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My fuel right before that 3.5 mile run
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I will take every chance I get to run in a costume 🍀
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🗡️Blaine The Conqueror🗡️ @agiftofzeus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
jumbo marg just made me fall asleep on the toilet
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