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Lewis

@agentsmiz.bsky.social
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Turning lemonade back into lemons since 1990. Video game enjoyer, denim jacket wearer and occasional wrestling watcher.

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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Like the Dumbest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived
ALT: Like the Dumbest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Entirely dependant on the game. More ramifications for calling the other players "fucking idiots" in local as well.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump being pro war isn't the main reason not to give him one. It's that he really wants it and that should be reason enough not to award him it, just to piss him off. Then there's all the lying, corruption, scandals and crimes.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But then you run the risk of getting pretentious teenagers talking about the use of colour in The Matrix, like they were the first person to ever notice it. It's me. I was pretentious teenagers.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was it not sketchy and corrupt enough already?
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know GameFreak get criticised for a lack of innovation but this would take things to a whole other level. Plus, so many top tier Pokémon would have never been introduced.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woe betide that I have an opinion on a voice I don't think works...
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Red having his higher pitched voice...
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good luck trying that in Glastonbury. They'd have to gey the army in to assist.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"And that's OUR gimmick!" she said after.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The stop motion alien from the music video to "TV Dinners" by ZZ Top. Watched the greatest hits VHS a lot as a kid and that freaky little creep terrified me.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Piss off, you cretinous ghoul.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Judge Judy's Classic Eye Roll
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, having to get close to the kids to read their collar number might just look a little bit odd...
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gingy: You're a Monster Cookie
ALT: Gingy: You're a Monster Cookie
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At the end of the last season of Fortnite, there were 117 different sprites across all the types and variants. Currently, for C7S4, there's 122 with at least 10 more to come. I seriously hope sprites go away for a while after this. Novelty has very much worn off at this point.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This person is absolutely the pub knobhead who no one likes.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone messes up on 39 jars of honey:
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fucking AI font and "Great drink. Great food. Great times" slogan is bad enough but at least put it over a picture of the correct pub!
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My local, which has been closed for 2 months with no explanation, has announced it's reopening tomorrow with a gaudy AI post that features a completely different pub. That's not a promising sign at all...
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Unless they committed terrorist acts in my name. In that case, it's a full pardon". Absolute scum of the earth.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many years ago, young me was annoyed at not winning a Sonic the Hedgehog plush from one and my mum tried to calm me down with "They're called amusements. It's supposed to be a bit of fun". My response of "Well I don't find them bloody amusing!" earned me a time out in the car. I was in the right.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Submitted by a Mr A.Rose.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's nothing compared to the time Sean Connery was at a seafood restaurant and hogged all the food for himself. So shellfish.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think being a Trump fan is more embrassing than wanking into a lake.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After nearly two years, I've finally got through a gold stake run on Balatro. Levelling up the flush and getting the super banana paid off. Ain't no way I'm doing it for the other decks. #playstationtrophy
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sony continues on its self destruction tour.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nobody cares about technically mislabelling a nazi because they're, well, nazis. They could be neo, retro, classic, super turbo hyper edition - doesn't matter. They're still nazi fucks.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I once got a mostly complete Optimus Primal for 50p because the sister clearly hated her brother and was selling his side of the table off cheap. Didn't even haggle. She just glared at him sat on his phone and named the price.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Agree with Fallen Kingdom and Domion but Jurassic World is about on par. If it were not for the assistants death that brings the tone of the film to a screeching halt, World would be a solid 3rd place in the franchise.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pretty much 5 months to the day that it happened.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"That's so messed up! I can't believe they did that" - Yeah, try staying quiet for 5 months about it.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Top secret info in the workplace that I was one of two people who knew about has finally become common knowledge. Someone at head office blabbed. Pressure is off now.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Wade Barrett Bad News
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of all the bullshit anon opinions, this is the very worst.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I do want to go see it but it'll take me 11 years to watch to fully watch it and I'll have to follow a walkthrough.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This shouldn't be an anon opinion. This should be something that people are ok with saying.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did the decent thing but then also took a hostage.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Replace all the cars with various movie or famous ones and we're talking.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had to do a double take at this XD
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only saving grace about this that it'll hopefully trigger another upshot of donations to the RNLI. Shouldn't take a bunch of racist fuckwits terrorising them to do that but still.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Community Metaphor Reaction
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, go to the experts, I guess.
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Lewis @agentsmiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been a rough few weeks for Reform so it's nice to hear that Farage has a date lined up.
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