Reposted by Agent SmithBrenda Gough @brendagough.bsky.social · 19/07/2025If you want to know who runs this cesspit, watch pensioners get arrested in England for protesting genocide and note what we look at daily, as these terrorist groups receive public funding. 03113
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Learned the hard way, as in changed the starter and it still didn't start? 😬 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2025(Apologies, literally just got a notification for this, even though you posted it on the 5th 😶🌫️) 120
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Sounds like a weak battery, repeated clicking means it hasn't got enough current to throw out the starter solenoid properly. Dying starter will typically click once & then do nothing, or may make a loud high pitched whirring but not actually turn over the engine. Try jump leads, expect it'll start. 200
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The most advanced designs in the world in their time, arguably still when you extrapolate it 😁 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025@lmdpix.bsky.social we could have the bottom few rows sorted out rightly 😄 130
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Glad I finally figured out where my 'safe place' is. 230
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Is like DingBot mates with one of those scary robot hunter dogs out of Black Mirror 😭 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Have you seen the price of them these days, is like 4 quid a box 😯 110
Reposted by Agent SmithBrónagh 🇮🇪🇵🇸🚴♀️ @beebsymca.eurosky.social · 01/03/2025Don't let Ukraine distract you from Palestine. 2188
Reposted by Agent SmithTina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 23/02/2025This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick. 954230504249
Reposted by Agent SmithMatt Wuerker @mwuerker.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Mr FREE SPEECH cancelling cartoonists 491122307
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Well before my time too, think it was made in 60s bearing in mind DS came out in 55. Self levelling suspension (& headlights), speed sensitive wipers, lights that turn with steering, pity latter were only invented / 'innovated' by BMW, Mercedes, Space Karen Scalextrix et al, in the past 25 years.... 100
Reposted by Agent SmithRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich] 8963324410805
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Reminds me of the Balloon Fish videos 😁 youtu.be/169cV--FtCA?...youtu.beAnuncio Citroën DsYouTube video by motorclip 000
Reposted by Agent SmithDisillusioned With Conservatives @neverevertory.bsky.social · 15/02/2025What an imbecile! If you violate the law, saving a country is irrelevant! That’s like a thief who stole someone’s money saying I saved them from having to go to the bank so it does not violate the law! #DonaldTrump 1711720
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 05/02/2025My best 80s red tie, unbeatable soundtrack too. Is that you over my shoulder? 😂media.tenor.coma woman is wearing a necklace and earrings with turquoise beads .ALT: a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings with turquoise beads . 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 31/01/2025It nearly was. Everytime I have to work on the damn thing, I'm reminded how poorly designed and vastly overrated they are 🤯 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Not likely, the only broken cars I've had the displeasure of this week, have as usual been VAG's finest superior German engineering👀😂 020
Reposted by Agent SmithJamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Sen. Chris Murphy D-CT on the Senate floor about President Trump's Jan. 6 pardons: "If you beat up a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time - with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in the service of Donald Trump." 39631
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025youtu.be/i3H1pZV4DtQ?...youtu.beI think I'd better put on a monocle!YouTube video by Mriya6 010
Reposted by Agent SmithOisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 22/01/2025This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement. 622288925204
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025www.tiktok.com/@mrsstealyos...tiktok.comReplying to @Debidollll #elonmusk #inaugurationday TikTok video by Stew Thief 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Saw a Volvo S40 the other day, no MOT (seller attested to it needing one CV boot - "Less than £200 to fix" by screenshotting cropped MOT sheet. Actual MOT history - fail: both CV boots, both balljoints, subframe bushes & wipers not working. Price: "1800 no offers, the price is the price". Fuck off😂 010
Reposted by Agent SmithBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025The worst people are running the world because that is what uncontrolled Capitalism does, it gives all the money to the worst people, then it gives them all the power too. The system must be smashed. 422941
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025vm.tiktok.com/ZGdABaReS/vm.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Can't hurt, and if you don't get on with it, you've only spent a tenner. If you like it, you can maybe get one of the fancier ones🙂 110
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Same. Funny, I actually felt like that yesterday too, and someone pointed out it was Blue Monday - which I'd heard of before, but didn't know when it was. Hope you're feeling a bit better soon mate. Caffeine and your favourite snack does help, maybe a cuddle from Mrs JC &the Inspector, perk you up👊🙂 020
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Same. I setup an account on Mastodon when Nelmo first bought Twitter, then here, over a year ago, but never really made the move. However with his increasingly unhinged behaviour, can no longer in good conscience keep using it. With a good few friends here now, time to get serious about migrating. 110
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I'm told it's a much less jarring way to wake up, the brightening light eases you awake gradually and your body's natural response to 'sunlight' means you arise naturally and as a result feel less tired / shocked out of sleep. I'm similar to you, struggle to sleep, then out of it come alarm time. 110
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Just have to look at his family history, in particular his grandparents, who were open members of the Nazi party in Canada, before moving to South Africa because they supported Apartheid. Some family heritage🤯 110
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025He is indeed, & predictably, besides all the algorithms suppressing the salute video, we're now being told it was 'an accident' or he 'didn't mean it'. Yes, Nelmo didn't mean it so much, he did it a second time for good measure. We're being told what we saw with own 👀s, is fake. Proper 1984 shit. 100
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I was scrolling quickly and saw that as 'Surprise alarm clocks' - was going to say definitely non-yay 😂 Someone offered to buy me a sunrise one, somebody else I know has one and swears by it. They're gradual rather than jolting you out of sleep, but some people actually need the latter...😂 110
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025@lmdpix.bsky.social Lads, she finally made it 😉😂media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a door with the words i have arrived written on it .ALT: a man standing in front of a door with the words i have arrived written on it . 150
Reposted by Agent SmithMyassesDragon @myassesdragon.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Zuckerberg was the employee that pumped billions of dollars into the failed Metaverse. Is there any employee at Meta who is a lower performer than Mark Zuckerberg? 0858
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Feels like we're on about the 92nd of January, surely it has to end soon?😭 000
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2025When I saw the preview of that, not realising you had written the last bit, 'to see you, nice', was going to be my response😂 120
Reposted by Agent SmithBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Mark Zuckerberg slams Apple in Joe Rogan interview: ‘They haven’t invented anything great in a while’ Can anyone remind me when Mark Zuckerberg invented anything? Don't say Facebook, he stole that. 411134159
Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025They annoy me so much. One S80 has been ever so slightly bent / stretched, meaning it tends to contact brake disc. Fine if I bend out of way, but if wheel is off in tyre place or whatever & they so much as touch the shield on refitting, bends it back & makes unbearable metal squealing on cornering🤯 010