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@AgentSchmith in the Bad Place™ Finally attempting to make the move after more than a year.

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Brenda Gough @brendagough.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If you want to know who runs this cesspit, watch pensioners get arrested in England for protesting genocide and note what we look at daily, as these terrorist groups receive public funding.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Learned the hard way, as in changed the starter and it still didn't start? 😬
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
(Apologies, literally just got a notification for this, even though you posted it on the 5th 😶‍🌫️)
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Sounds like a weak battery, repeated clicking means it hasn't got enough current to throw out the starter solenoid properly. Dying starter will typically click once & then do nothing, or may make a loud high pitched whirring but not actually turn over the engine. Try jump leads, expect it'll start.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Formative times 😄
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The most advanced designs in the world in their time, arguably still when you extrapolate it 😁
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
@lmdpix.bsky.social we could have the bottom few rows sorted out rightly 😄
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Glad I finally figured out where my 'safe place' is.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Is like DingBot mates with one of those scary robot hunter dogs out of Black Mirror 😭
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What a time to be alive 😭
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Have you seen the price of them these days, is like 4 quid a box 😯
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Brónagh 🇮🇪🇵🇸🚴‍♀️ @beebsymca.eurosky.social · 01/03/2025
Don't let Ukraine distract you from Palestine.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 23/02/2025
This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
@elonmusk: Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump's instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
He gone quiet?🤔 He was here the other night.
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
TLDR; Turkey votes for Christmas.
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Matt Wuerker @mwuerker.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Mr FREE SPEECH cancelling cartoonists
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
15 years, even.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Well before my time too, think it was made in 60s bearing in mind DS came out in 55. Self levelling suspension (& headlights), speed sensitive wipers, lights that turn with steering, pity latter were only invented / 'innovated' by BMW, Mercedes, Space Karen Scalextrix et al, in the past 25 years....
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Reminds me of the Balloon Fish videos 😁 youtu.be/169cV--FtCA?...
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Anuncio Citroën Ds
YouTube video by motorclip
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Disillusioned With Conservatives @neverevertory.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What an imbecile! If you violate the law, saving a country is irrelevant! That’s like a thief who stole someone’s money saying I saved them from having to go to the bank so it does not violate the law! #DonaldTrump
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
My best 80s red tie, unbeatable soundtrack too. Is that you over my shoulder? 😂
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a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings with turquoise beads .
ALT: a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings with turquoise beads .
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It nearly was. Everytime I have to work on the damn thing, I'm reminded how poorly designed and vastly overrated they are 🤯
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Pure shite.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Not likely, the only broken cars I've had the displeasure of this week, have as usual been VAG's finest superior German engineering👀😂
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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Sen. Chris Murphy D-CT on the Senate floor about President Trump's Jan. 6 pardons: "If you beat up a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time - with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in the service of Donald Trump."
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
youtu.be/i3H1pZV4DtQ?...
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I think I'd better put on a monocle!
YouTube video by Mriya6
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
www.tiktok.com/@mrsstealyos...
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Replying to @Debidollll #elonmusk #inaugurationday
TikTok video by Stew Thief
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Saw a Volvo S40 the other day, no MOT (seller attested to it needing one CV boot - "Less than £200 to fix" by screenshotting cropped MOT sheet. Actual MOT history - fail: both CV boots, both balljoints, subframe bushes & wipers not working. Price: "1800 no offers, the price is the price". Fuck off😂
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The worst people are running the world because that is what uncontrolled Capitalism does, it gives all the money to the worst people, then it gives them all the power too. The system must be smashed.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
vm.tiktok.com/ZGdABaReS/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Can't hurt, and if you don't get on with it, you've only spent a tenner. If you like it, you can maybe get one of the fancier ones🙂
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Same. Funny, I actually felt like that yesterday too, and someone pointed out it was Blue Monday - which I'd heard of before, but didn't know when it was. Hope you're feeling a bit better soon mate. Caffeine and your favourite snack does help, maybe a cuddle from Mrs JC &the Inspector, perk you up👊🙂
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Same. I setup an account on Mastodon when Nelmo first bought Twitter, then here, over a year ago, but never really made the move. However with his increasingly unhinged behaviour, can no longer in good conscience keep using it. With a good few friends here now, time to get serious about migrating.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'm told it's a much less jarring way to wake up, the brightening light eases you awake gradually and your body's natural response to 'sunlight' means you arise naturally and as a result feel less tired / shocked out of sleep. I'm similar to you, struggle to sleep, then out of it come alarm time.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Just have to look at his family history, in particular his grandparents, who were open members of the Nazi party in Canada, before moving to South Africa because they supported Apartheid. Some family heritage🤯
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He is indeed, & predictably, besides all the algorithms suppressing the salute video, we're now being told it was 'an accident' or he 'didn't mean it'. Yes, Nelmo didn't mean it so much, he did it a second time for good measure. We're being told what we saw with own 👀s, is fake. Proper 1984 shit.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I was scrolling quickly and saw that as 'Surprise alarm clocks' - was going to say definitely non-yay 😂 Someone offered to buy me a sunrise one, somebody else I know has one and swears by it. They're gradual rather than jolting you out of sleep, but some people actually need the latter...😂
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
@lmdpix.bsky.social Lads, she finally made it 😉😂
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a man standing in front of a door with the words i have arrived written on it .
ALT: a man standing in front of a door with the words i have arrived written on it .
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Fancy seeing you here 😁
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MyassesDragon @myassesdragon.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Zuckerberg was the employee that pumped billions of dollars into the failed Metaverse. Is there any employee at Meta who is a lower performer than Mark Zuckerberg?
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Feels like we're on about the 92nd of January, surely it has to end soon?😭
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
When I saw the preview of that, not realising you had written the last bit, 'to see you, nice', was going to be my response😂
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg slams Apple in Joe Rogan interview: ‘They haven’t invented anything great in a while’ Can anyone remind me when Mark Zuckerberg invented anything? Don't say Facebook, he stole that.
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
They annoy me so much. One S80 has been ever so slightly bent / stretched, meaning it tends to contact brake disc. Fine if I bend out of way, but if wheel is off in tyre place or whatever & they so much as touch the shield on refitting, bends it back & makes unbearable metal squealing on cornering🤯
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Agent Smith @agentschmith.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Looks very professional👍
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