Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'd make a point to include a typo with each of my terrible takes. Keep them guessing. </whip> 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Correct. They have become a satire media empire. 2140
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I'm more of a glass one fifth full kind of guy. Look at how much more terrified we could be. This is comparatively good. Quite good. Yes. 010
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I should have thought of naming my suspicious mole before getting it removed too. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 05/02/2025My go-to lazy chickpea dish: one can of chick peas drained, 2 tbsp of extra virgin olive oil, salt and pepper, optionally turmeric and/or cumin. Optionally, a whole avocado. Toss into a bowl. Break the avocado into the mix with a fork if present. That's it. I've been told I have weird taste however. 010
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 05/02/2025If you've read the comics, you might need to tone down your expectations a bit. But it carries some of the characters into a decently goofy supernatural crime drama, and it does a pleasant enough job of it. 120
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I bought 2 identical kits of 2 modules each, so of course it won't boot at XMP settings. Of course. I had to painstakingly binary search the RAM settings between running and crashing until I got to about 80% of XMP speed. PC building is fun, they said. It's like plugging LEGOs, they said. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 18/01/2025My mind went to the Simpsons somehow. Yours is better. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 15/01/2025But then I will not longer be able to dazzle the crowds with my preternatural ability to tell them if a product is healthy by flipping it around. I'm going to need a new shtick. 040
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 10/01/2025There's a non zero chance some of those fires were set to improve someone's returns on prediction markets. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I remember the panic about the dreadful darknet assassination markets a few years back. Yet here we are giving a platform that'll literally financially reward whoever is willing to increase the odds of their bets on the fires not being contained, one jerrycan at a time. This is fine. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Sounds like a job for AI slop.. "OK Siri, generate a 30 second barbershop quartet piece that tells the player to open the sewer grate to the left of the screen, but with dissonant harmonies, like they haven't practiced in a while and just rushed things." 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 29/12/2024All of typescript is about destroying bravery and replacing it with sad predictability. Whenever I have to convert a legacy JS codebase to TS and keep bumping into horrible bugs that somehow went undetected for years, I can feel my heart sinking a little more. 140
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 23/12/2024He seems like a chill dude who does mind having a few humans use him as a fun climbing wall while he patiently watches over them. Maybe the flat part is bouncy? That'd explain the enthusiasm. 040
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 20/12/2024This is what happens when you start cleaning up your beard but the Devil keeps whispering in your ear "Just a little bit more to make it even." And then also something about fatherlessness idk. 070
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 17/12/2024You could always Bryan Johnson yourself. Sure, it helps if you have close relatives that aren't squeamish around blood-oriented experimental procedures, but you can get by without. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Reminds me of the various "Pet Pourri" pet stores that popped up a few years back, now seemingly mostly gone, a clever pun on "pet" and "pot pourri" which also comes with an unfortunate French translation. 010
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Also see: A story about "Magic" www.catb.org/jargon/html/...catb.orgA Story About ‘Magic' 4232
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 10/12/2024All the problems I google come up with threads where the poster just replies to themselves with a "nevermind I'm an idiot I got it", and it ends there. I feel like goblins would be at least less harmful to my self-esteem. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Notably, due to deep seated historical biases, it's really hard to get juries to convict toddlers, leaving Americans with no other choice than to take the law into their own hand. 000
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Load a monthly chart. Bitcoin has been up every 4 years on the dot, regardless of who won the election. People have written a lot of words about why that has been happening, most of them probably wrong. Yet, without understanding why it's happened, it's hard to forecast what happens next credibly. 020
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I certainly don't. We're dealing with a systemic fuck up of massive proportions here, and I'll be surprised if it turns out the cold-blooded hitman was working for the Greater Good. My fake internet money is on someone he knew ordering the hit, or something equally trite. 010
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024You: WTF is wrong with you Graphic (singing): Am I not pretty enough? Is my heart too broken? 040
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Yeah, that was pretty graphic. And so was this. 862958
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I would just touch it, then chmod it, then edit it. Not clever, just good enough. 150
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 03/12/2024At this time of year? Localized entirely within the blue palace? May I see it? 1580
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I want superhero musical numbers. Like that Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, or something. 020
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024For sure. I've discovered his content very recently, and a lot of it is only on the Wayback Machine now, but he has(/had) a lot of helpful stuff out there for little fitness newbies like me. Plus there's something about his chill vibe. 110
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024There are levels of survival they are going to have to accept. 050
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I'm really not. I intend to just ride it out like everything else. Scooby, who fits within your polling audience, had a video recently where he goes over "how to get rich during Trump's next term." I'll let you sort out the sarcasm from the cynicism in it.. youtu.be/EAo7x7kSeSUyoutu.beHow to get rich during Trump's next term (investing strategy)YouTube video by scooby1961 100
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I got so used to not touching the poop on Twitter that now I'm having a really hard time following Bluesky's nudging to like 10 posts and follow 7 accounts. I'm up to 5 likes and 3 accounts so far, and I should be done by next week. 010
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024To this day there's still a weird dearth of DNA sequencing companies that are willing to make and keep strong promises about your genetic privacy. I guess there's no money in it. 0100
Elvis Nakamoto @agentroar.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Hmm. Now suddenly feel self conscious about my PFP. Did I forget to code switch? 000
